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unicornpoop 25 points ago +25 / -0

It’s the dumb, dirty coworkers that I worry about. :-)

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AmazingAlphonseA 30 points ago +30 / -0

So, we are at the brink of a new "Spanish Flu" and we got a germaphobe as the leader of the Free World. Can't have a better person to get us trough it.

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JordansJacket 9 points ago +10 / -1

Your spelling error is hilariously appropriate.

Trough: A long narrow tank, ie pig trough.

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AmazingAlphonseA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Glad this typo made you smile. :D

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MythArcana 20 points ago +20 / -0

And stop licking your fingers while handling food!

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JordansJacket 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mini Mike please report to The Donald.Win.

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

And while telling people to not touch their faces to keep from getting sick!

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +4 / -1

Just stop licking your fingers, period.

It's nasty.

It's gross.

No one wants to see it but we don't want to say anything.

And I REALLY don't want to touch a book or stack of papers that you've licked.

Ew.

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racecar 3 points ago +3 / -0

But I’m eating ribs and don’t have a napkin

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touchmystuffIkillyou 18 points ago +18 / -0

And just like that, Democrats were against hand washing.

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st_anky [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

All part of the plan.

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catbertz 8 points ago +8 / -0

They were for shitting in the street until they stepped in it. Sounds like all their plans actually.

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st_anky [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

They may be dumb and dirty, but I love my little Patriots.

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Greenline 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't build the wall with dirty hands

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, you can, but

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BuddyTheWonderDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you! I'm going to print a few for the office!

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s recommended to:
Avoid food prepared by others Avoid unnecessary group gatherings Constantly wash hands and sanitize area Self quarantine

Germophobes live their lives this way. We will survive you all!

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's right!!!!

I hate pot lucks.

Nasty people tasting the food while they prepare it, putting their saliva in as a hidden ingredient.

And people breathing all over the food.

Yuck, yuck, and yuck!

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Southern_Belle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll say it:

Corona virus, THANK YOU!

Thanks to you, people are starting to pay attention to basic hygiene.

Stay scary for a little while, until everyone gets the message. Okay?

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks pede, this is fantastic. This is going in my kids bathroom today.

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RighteousHo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Awesome just printed a few up.

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slickrock 6 points ago +7 / -1

Your kids didn't fall far from the tree?

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st_anky [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

How do you think they got so dumb and dirty?

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Belleoffreedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just don't make them use antibiotic soap. One of my kids got a terrible, stinging rash on his hands. I took him to the dermatologist, who told me that the school was using germicidal soap.

He was doing like they told him, washing his hands all the time, and the soap peeled the top few layers of skin off.

She said that soap works by moving the germs off the hands, and does not need the germicidal additive.

We got Ivory soap, and the school wised up. Soon, all was well, again.

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AOCsaggyboobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

My kids are awesome but holy shit are they dumb and dirty.

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ArchieInTheBunker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Despite the media doing everything they can to foment panic, I have complete trust in the capability of the Trump admin to steer us through this.

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Step 1) West Coast (Democrat run) States exposed to CV

Step 2) CV Spreads

Step 3) Wait for it...

Step 4) Wait...

Step 5) Wait...

Step 6) West Coast (Democrat run) States descend into complete chaos, not a single Democrat politician remains uninfected, nobody has the time or stamina to fight MAGA

Step 7) Full Containment/Quarantine procedures go into effect, halting the spread of the outbreak. Cures are released to general public. Trudeau resigns and the USA annexes Canada..

Step 8) This is MAGA Country.

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FudgyFudgeBots 3 points ago +3 / -0

I NEED YOU...

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To wash your hands...(wearing uncle sam hat)

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AnchorFrog01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Numbers coming down in chyna and Korea, dems depressed. In a few months this will be a non issue.

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MAGAWookie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope you're right. I don't trust China's numbers and I sure as hell don't want the US to use the same tactics to try and get the virus under control here.

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RadianceLux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks! I will be doing the same

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to paste this all over dirty California

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katsumi27 1 point ago +1 / -0

I work in a lab and would love to have this at the hand washing sink.

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droden 1 point ago +1 / -0

reee orange man bad! im not gonna do this!

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Banjo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was the moment they said washing your hands is racist.

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