So, we are at the brink of a new "Spanish Flu" and we got a germaphobe as the leader of the Free World. Can't have a better person to get us trough it.
Just don't make them use antibiotic soap. One of my kids got a terrible, stinging rash on his hands. I took him to the dermatologist, who told me that the school was using germicidal soap.
He was doing like they told him, washing his hands all the time, and the soap peeled the top few layers of skin off.
She said that soap works by moving the germs off the hands, and does not need the germicidal additive.
We got Ivory soap, and the school wised up. Soon, all was well, again.
Step 1) West Coast (Democrat run) States exposed to CV
Step 2) CV Spreads
Step 3) Wait for it...
Step 4) Wait...
Step 5) Wait...
Step 6) West Coast (Democrat run) States descend into complete chaos, not a single Democrat politician remains uninfected, nobody has the time or stamina to fight MAGA
Step 7) Full Containment/Quarantine procedures go into effect, halting the spread of the outbreak. Cures are released to general public. Trudeau resigns and the USA annexes Canada..
I hope you're right. I don't trust China's numbers and I sure as hell don't want the US to use the same tactics to try and get the virus under control here.
It’s the dumb, dirty coworkers that I worry about. :-)
So, we are at the brink of a new "Spanish Flu" and we got a germaphobe as the leader of the Free World. Can't have a better person to get us trough it.
Your spelling error is hilariously appropriate.
Trough: A long narrow tank, ie pig trough.
Glad this typo made you smile. :D
And stop licking your fingers while handling food!
Mini Mike please report to The Donald.Win.
And while telling people to not touch their faces to keep from getting sick!
Just stop licking your fingers, period.
It's nasty.
It's gross.
No one wants to see it but we don't want to say anything.
And I REALLY don't want to touch a book or stack of papers that you've licked.
Ew.
But I’m eating ribs and don’t have a napkin
And just like that, Democrats were against hand washing.
All part of the plan.
They were for shitting in the street until they stepped in it. Sounds like all their plans actually.
They may be dumb and dirty, but I love my little Patriots.
Can't build the wall with dirty hands
I mean, you can, but
Thank you! I'm going to print a few for the office!
It’s recommended to:
Avoid food prepared by others Avoid unnecessary group gatherings Constantly wash hands and sanitize area Self quarantine
Germophobes live their lives this way. We will survive you all!
That's right!!!!
I hate pot lucks.
Nasty people tasting the food while they prepare it, putting their saliva in as a hidden ingredient.
And people breathing all over the food.
Yuck, yuck, and yuck!
I'll say it:
Corona virus, THANK YOU!
Thanks to you, people are starting to pay attention to basic hygiene.
Stay scary for a little while, until everyone gets the message. Okay?
Thanks pede, this is fantastic. This is going in my kids bathroom today.
Awesome just printed a few up.
Your kids didn't fall far from the tree?
How do you think they got so dumb and dirty?
Just don't make them use antibiotic soap. One of my kids got a terrible, stinging rash on his hands. I took him to the dermatologist, who told me that the school was using germicidal soap.
He was doing like they told him, washing his hands all the time, and the soap peeled the top few layers of skin off.
She said that soap works by moving the germs off the hands, and does not need the germicidal additive.
We got Ivory soap, and the school wised up. Soon, all was well, again.
My kids are awesome but holy shit are they dumb and dirty.
Despite the media doing everything they can to foment panic, I have complete trust in the capability of the Trump admin to steer us through this.
Step 1) West Coast (Democrat run) States exposed to CV
Step 2) CV Spreads
Step 3) Wait for it...
Step 4) Wait...
Step 5) Wait...
Step 6) West Coast (Democrat run) States descend into complete chaos, not a single Democrat politician remains uninfected, nobody has the time or stamina to fight MAGA
Step 7) Full Containment/Quarantine procedures go into effect, halting the spread of the outbreak. Cures are released to general public. Trudeau resigns and the USA annexes Canada..
Step 8) This is MAGA Country.
I NEED YOU...
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To wash your hands...(wearing uncle sam hat)
Numbers coming down in chyna and Korea, dems depressed. In a few months this will be a non issue.
I hope you're right. I don't trust China's numbers and I sure as hell don't want the US to use the same tactics to try and get the virus under control here.
Thanks! I will be doing the same
We need to paste this all over dirty California
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c0291711-028f-4e11-ad7b-05fa54ef2faa#EFtKBrISP.copy
I work in a lab and would love to have this at the hand washing sink.
reee orange man bad! im not gonna do this!
This was the moment they said washing your hands is racist.