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Diotima [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why is toilet paper such a hot commodity? LOL

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Stormysrectalseepage 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the one im confused about as well.

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leakmouth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Commode-ity. See what I did there? Little dad joke. Heh heh, I crack myself up

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Tx50bmg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dad here as well, I laughed ?

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Diotima [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

poop outside and use leaves

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WanderingWotan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was at Walgreens tonight and the toilet paper was noticeably lower, however the stocks of cough suppressants have barely moved. Kinda made me laugh

Edit: I can confirm, however, the Pittsburgh Costco has plenty of TP, water,.... everything really.

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pray4peace4 1 point ago +2 / -1

MSM reported that all our tp is made in China & no more will make it out to USA. Fake News created this panic.

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duubius435 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously? This seems semi reasonable, any chance you have a link? Edit: semi reasonable as to why lemmings are hoarding something so silly

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pray4peace4 1 point ago +2 / -1

My source was my son. He's a Bernie Bro so I'm sure everything he tells me is factual.

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Diotima [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i think charmin is USA made

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TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lemmings...

My Mom was in a Ventura County Costco this afternoon and said they had sold out of toilet paper or bottled water.

Hey folks - tap water can be used in a pinch.

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Fremium2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get a cooler.

Fill with tap water.

Sheep's mind blown.

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duubius435 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's shocking. I stopped in for some chickens and got sucked into watching the panic buying for half an hour. Almost had a riot when the workers said they brought out the last pallet of toilet paper. Line wrapped around the back side of the store at 11am on a Tuesday. SAD!

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Diotima [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bought a giant thing of toilet paper a week ago at Sam's Club... no one was buying it. I'm set for months now since I live alone LOL.

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themaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just got tp normally... of course i am in Texas so....

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Fremium2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went to a place not called Sam's Club or Costco.

Dumb fat suburbanites cant handle a pro tip like that.

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leakmouth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks CNN (Coronavirus News Network) for your fake overblown corona coverage targeting the retarded masses

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 1 point ago +1 / -0

You wonder why Trump Derangement is a thing.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine living somewhere literally surrounded by millions of crazed people. That's whats scary. You could always wear a mask, walk slow and a little hunched over and cough occasionally, that might clear a path.

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Batmemejr3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Until I saw masks, I thought it was about Bernie possibly getting the nomination.

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pray4peace4 1 point ago +2 / -1

The MSM did this. Why are people buying water? Don't their faucets work? Of course they do. 90 rolls of toilet paper per person? Costco can put a stop to this & should. Limit everyone to one 30 roll package.

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WanderingWotan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Costco can put a stop to this & should.

They did at my Costco, at least. Limit of 5 TP/paper towels and 5 packs of bottled water. They had plenty of both

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Diotima [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess they think all utilities are going down and they'll be on there own.

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pray4peace4 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's absolutely crazy. I needed tp & Costco was out, my local stores were all out. I had to order it via Amazon & wait a week because they're having a run on it, too. Hmm. I wonder if we could use this to our advantage? What if we started telling people that Trump is the only candidate who's going to move toilet paper manufacturing back to America? Spread it all over the internet(the story, not the toilet paper).

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Fremium2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

The utilities arent even down in China.

But Bumfuck USA dont stand a chance?......uh, ok.

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