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PyroSphere 66 points ago +66 / -0

In other news, someone's about to be in the market for a new house.

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Thenew23rd [S] 46 points ago +46 / -0

?? Sanders is pretty good at letting his supporters down--but he has yet to let himself down.

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Mrsattorney 32 points ago +32 / -0

Yup. I wonder if they know Bernie gets a percentage of all of his ad buys because he set up some bogus media firm which gets a percentage of his campaign ad buys (Old Towne Media). It's likely Bernie has made millions off of this scheme.

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Thenew23rd [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

TIL.

What a grifter!

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sun_wolf 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just start pushing him to donate it all to charity. He is already a multi-millionaire with three mansions. Why does he need to keep the profits from his campaign? He could redistribute that money back to all his supporters, socialism style! If he refuses, and insists he keeps all the profits for himself, how is that socialist?

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IwantmyCountryback 7 points ago +7 / -0

To be honest, none of his houses are that great. Look like him - nothing to write home about, and kinda tired looking. He takes as much care with the upkeep of them as he does himself. I wonder what he does with all that money? I don't get it.

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JesusMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Textbook “Democratic Socialism”

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

And he'll be back in 2024 when he wants another new house...and the Bernie bros will forget 2016 and 2020 ever happened.

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Shitposter-In-Chief 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO REFUNDS!!

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4cdarth 39 points ago +40 / -1

Sorry, no refunds. Again.

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Thenew23rd [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Deja vu all over again.

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EuropeisforEuropeans 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good. His followers are commies. They want the government to take all their money and take care of them. At least they got half of what they wanted. Maybe they'll learn a lesson from this.

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stellamonkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

NO REFUNDS!!!! But.... maybe a new house?!!!!

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eddieblasphemy 33 points ago +34 / -1

This is making me want to cry, but then i think of the new house bernie will get and i am uplifted to know that was able to help him buy that house

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Thenew23rd [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

That's the spirit! The DNC knew they could count on you.

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eddieblasphemy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anything for the good of the party, comrade. Now are we murdering babies or stifling freedom today?

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Thenew23rd [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

We're boarding the wrong private plane but don't worry. It would only be a big story if a Republican did it.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 9 points ago +9 / -0

Please consult your 2020 Commie Manifesto, comrade - it’s Supreme Court Threat Saturday.

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Thenew23rd [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

My heart is like an alligator.

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Thenew23rd [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not exactly.

It's too hard and rough to care about the kids who thought Bernie was going to pay off their Gender Studies undergraduate degree.

?

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uvontheterrible 15 points ago +16 / -1

The title of this article is total BS. All Sanders said is that whoever heads into the convention with the most delegates should get the nomination, even if they don't have a majority, which is just a repeat of what he indicated on the debate stage a few weeks ago.

Don't trust headlines, they rarely tell the whole truth.

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Thenew23rd [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

What I took away from the title was that the Bernie bros are starting to get the first wave of nerves. That seems immanently reasonable to me; it doesn't take much to unsettle the bros.

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uvontheterrible 3 points ago +3 / -0

No doubt they're all panicking after super Tuesday, but I think the actual headline is totally misleading. I don't know anything about the actual publication but I assume it's part of the concerted media push to convince people to consolidate around sleepy Joe.

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Thenew23rd [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a conservative site but they may have done a little overselling.

However, if you were a Bernie bros, what would you rather hear.

"I will fight for this nomination all the way to the floor of the convention."

Or

"(No matter how many dirty tricks the DNC plays against me) I will roll over for the establishment candidate if he has the most delegates."

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DX5_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Despite that, if I were a Bernie Bro I'd be panicking right now. Yesterday Bernie said Biden could beat Trump. And from the beginning Sanders has been pushing the message that they need to unite around the winner even if it's not him. I think we can agree Sanders isn't acting like a fighter.

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EuropeisforEuropeans 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the liars and deceivers in the media are trying to do what Ted Cruz did to Ben Carson and make it seem like Sanders is dropping out so that some supporters will move to Biden?

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ExBrooklyn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maybe someone told him Biden will name Hillary as his running mate?

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Thenew23rd [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Idk how self destructive a person would have to be to pick Hillary as a Veep.

Death Wish Oval Office.

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AT_Finn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bernie will do another big push for donations right before he drops out.

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Thenew23rd [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

So predictable, isn't it.

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Smdlegend 8 points ago +8 / -0

*day after dropping out, "once again I am asking for your support"....

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Thenew23rd [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

?

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Womp_womp 7 points ago +7 / -0

4th house may be looming

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DonaldJDrumpfenstein 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bernie doesn’t want to turn off the gravy train. He’ll fold

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Thenew23rd [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know it.

I know it.

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Jphop78 6 points ago +6 / -0

He does not and never wanted to be the president. He does this for money and that’s it.

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Thenew23rd [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It sure looks that way.

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Americanumber1 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should try to get some more money before dropping out. I’m sure some college students wouldn’t mind taking out some loans!

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MrPussyWhiskers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Knit faster!

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sagebrushfire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doesn’t matter! I donated 2 more pints of blood, am living in my car and haven’t eaten in 5 days because I gave my last $4.69 to his campaign. MATCH ME! Let’s get the revolution going!

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ClarenceBeeks 4 points ago +4 / -0

That should be great news for the Vermont real estate market

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BoughtByBloomberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he quits before the convention... the salt! The salt will engulf us as we laugh!

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exaultus 4 points ago +4 / -0

What happened to the "Democrats won't stop us," b.s.? OH! That's right. The DNC did not make an offer yet. Commie Bernie takes on bad ol' mean Trump but won't stand up to Democrats giving him the roo-roo out in the open. He's a weak shameless con-man. I hope the Bernie Bros learn a lesson from all of this!

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EuropeisforEuropeans 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was hoping he'd win. The DNC needs that final blow.

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45fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's taking a minute before announcing. A little hard to get the message out quickly with so many cocks in his mouth.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is even weaker than being a beta? a gamma? this is what Sanders is.

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polish_snausage 3 points ago +3 / -0

He finally made enough cash for his next mansion

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Mint 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm very excited to see how lefties protest this time when their hero builds his newest house atop their financial support. I'm personally hoping for more screaming at the sky and casting hexes

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Thenew23rd [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus a wine cave.

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Guinnessfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

God I can’t wait for this to happen.

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IAmNotSuicidal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn...now we have to work for shit now!