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"STOP BIT*HING ON MY TIMELINE" - FLOTUS (twitter.com) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
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mikeroolz 177 points ago +177 / -0

Twitter bully cucks need to learn to #BeBest

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Brucesky420 93 points ago +93 / -0

Imagine if Michael tweeted a picture of her and two other women looking over the construction of something. It would be #GirlPower #Feminism #WomenRock and all that stuff

but it's Melania, wife of orange man, so bad

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OGTD1 52 points ago +52 / -0

There would be a historic moment documentary on Netflix of the first time three women stared at some paper with hard hats on...

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 33 points ago +33 / -0

And then the bridge would collapse cause muh stronk wahmen

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1776ThereIsaidIt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big Mike would be staring at the paper with a hard on.

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CryBullyNPC 24 points ago +24 / -0

It would be different though because it would be a tranny and two women looking over blueprints. I'd say this is more powerful because it's 3 actual women.

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FliesTheFlag 16 points ago +18 / -2

Calling Michelle a Tranny Big Dick Mike got me banned from that other place for "harassment" lmfao

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MaskedCoward 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've never understood the angle of claiming this is harassment. In order to harass someone, don't they have to at least be aware that you're doing it?

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Barbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not according to Reddit’s harassment and bullying rules. If you can be perceived as harassing anybody you can be reported by anybody, and Reddit will boot you. It’s stupid. The only way the left can ever be correct is to redefine everything. It’s so 1984.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 14 points ago +14 / -0

The comments would be full of "Yaaaaaaaassss! Slay queeeeeeeen!" and similar Democrat inanity.

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independentbystander 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL!!! I didn't see your comment before I posted mine (I promise I'm not copying off your test-paper)

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's ok, pede. It happens all the time here and I've done it too.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

: ) : ) : )

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independentbystander 8 points ago +8 / -0

"YAAAAAAAAS SLAY KWEEN" hand-clappy emoji illiterate bullshit. It's revolting.

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CharethCutestory 28 points ago +28 / -0

bUt If I’m NoT nEgAtIvE hOw WiLl I gEt My DaViD bRoCk PaYcHeCk REEEEEEEEES

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westrock2000 9 points ago +9 / -0

And remember kids, always share blue!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sharia Blue.

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thisguy883 130 points ago +130 / -0

Melania is a gem and anyone who hates on her because she is Donald's wife, is seriously deranged and should seek help.

I know we dog on Barracks husband/wife all the time, but that's because she has entered the political arena and tries to force her opinions on people.

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rooftoptendie 52 points ago +52 / -0

remember when bill first took office, and hillary IMMEDIATELY took over?

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drsowells1fan 20 points ago +20 / -0

We got two criminals for the price of one.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does she have any brothers left? Tony died. They still haven't give a cause of death.

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Brulz_Lulz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two gun shots to the back of the head while hanging himself after ODing on opiates. It was a tragic accident.

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magabirdlady 12 points ago +12 / -0

She fired everyone in the travel office.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bill had other things to do.

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ed_shaw 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean other games to play, TD_C ?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, like Hide the Cigar, one of Bill's favorites.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

WEW LAD!!!

Crooked Hillary already looks haggard there, in her 30s!

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then right after that her 'Healthcare Reform' died before it got out of the gate?

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westrock2000 27 points ago +27 / -0

For me the problem was the media constantly telling us that Michelle was so stunning, elegant and beautiful and she clearly was not. She did not meet any traditional benchmarks of femininity.

It's ok if you are not attractive (most people aren't....hence why we notice beauty). There can still be other things about you that are good. And we can also say nice things about the way people look without expressly saying they are beautiful. But to say that someone is stunning or beautiful when they aren't is just disingenuous....and it draws criticism. Like 350lb ladies in thongs on the beach....don't tell me she is "rocking it", unless it's about advising not to rock the boat.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 12 points ago +12 / -0

The two things that first struck me about Michelle 0bama were her constant scowl and her linebacker physique. Those remain her defining characteristics in my opinion.

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MagaCat45 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes and on and on especially about her arms which is when I started noticing that the media was lying to us.

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ed_shaw 6 points ago +6 / -0

One of my persisting memories was the wife of a politician telling me, in all seriousness, during the 2015 primaries, that Barack Obama was "an intellectual giant." Maybe in her estimation, hey?

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Michelle has terrible taste in clothes.

Some of the atrocious stuff she appeared in public in was embarrassing to me, and I wasn't even there.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Michelle+Obama+ugly+clothing&t=brave&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

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ouvrez_les_yeux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! "Michelle Obama, Style Icon" is when I first realized what fake news was, even though I didn't have a name for it yet.

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LtColVindmansVagina 23 points ago +23 / -0

Military in me can't unsee Barracks Wife

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TyrannyBuster 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have the opposite problem. I love her because she's Donald's wife.

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MaskedCoward 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're all just jelly.

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DairyBoy 82 points ago +83 / -1

CLASS

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Dropcord 56 points ago +56 / -0

Those who can't do bitch.

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BladderBeerPoopin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or coach.

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gobbledygook 11 points ago +12 / -1

I thought it was “teach”

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drsowells1fan 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think it's "tweet"

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

And those who can't teach, teach gym - Dewey Finn

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or work in the Diversity & Inclusion Office.

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Barbieblonde 53 points ago +54 / -1

They hate her... because they 'ain't her... or can't have her. Trust me I know all about it.

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DJT2020 21 points ago +21 / -0

Can’t help it that Melania is prettier, smarter and loved more than they are.

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Barbieblonde 11 points ago +11 / -0

More loved... that is what hits them hard. Their cats just don't count and they know it.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

That fact that Melania is so awesome is what triggers them the most.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 17 points ago +17 / -0

love the confidence.

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Barbieblonde 7 points ago +8 / -1

Love you too! Enjoy the weekend Pede!

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NancyPelosiBoobJob 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let me take you out for a steak dinner and some go cart racing

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Barbieblonde 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you drive stick? My favorite was when I had a black on black Gen IV ACR Viper in my garage. POS interior quality but that drive train is bullet proof... the only mauals I like better are those in Miatas. So funny that the newest Mustangs look like a Miata in the front! It really guts those guys when I mention it and they cannot unsee it. Lol.

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NancyPelosiBoobJob 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can drive stick. That Viper is an absolute unit of a vehicle, between your confidence and your choice of vehicles...you must be an attorney?

The new Mustangs are much more feminine, it’s funny how when NASCAR finally has the Mustang as Ford’s representatives , it’s this (as you say) Miata imposter version.

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Barbieblonde 3 points ago +4 / -1

I think the new nose on the Mustang is for aero benefits. The older models prior have a huge frontal area.

Accounting is my game, though I've had many attorney friends say I'd have made a great litigator. No thanks... I am a terrible liar.

Fast cars have always been my thing, had an instructor tell me that I needed to stop imitating Senna and treating the throttle as a switch but to rather to roll into the power. Can't help it... those old videos on Youtube seeing the master testing the then brand new NSX, while wearing loafers is my bible.

Everyone else was delicate with that car and Senna just floored it with stabs to the carpet all through the corners to keep the revs up. Brilliant... I just wish I could have met him. Such a tragic loss to racing and the world.

My asshoe next door neighbor is a Ferrari collector and he admonishes me all the time for cutting him off around town. Sorry buddy, you aren't going to close the door on me, just because you are in a junky little 458. He is so pissed about the new 2020 Corvette, "everyone is going to think they are exotics like mine!" Cry me a river... better yet... go back to Sicily.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 4 points ago +4 / -0

You had me at Senna. And closing the door on Ferrari just sealed the deal. F1 is gonna be awesome this year.

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rooftoptendie 17 points ago +17 / -0

no shit, I am imagining all the lovely photos of Melania playing tennis in one of those little short skirts. Errybody just pissed that they didn't think of a tennis pavillion, and that they aren't hot enough to make news when they play in one of them little outfits.

Can you imagine cankles and Beef playing tennis? the keks...

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Barbieblonde 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just had a late breakfast/early lunch. I don't want to image cankles and beef flaps! Blech! : ( Puke!

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Stormysrectalseepage 23 points ago +23 / -0

Not gonna lie, at first I thought she was going to say "stop b*tching on my timeline" as a quote and I was going to be pretty shocked.

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Whoopies_tds 23 points ago +23 / -0

REEEEEEEE....I waxed my balls and went to Gamestop to help my community

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's MA'AM!

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PaigeAshley 22 points ago +22 / -0

She embodies Be Best to her very soul! I love our FLOTUS! She is a Jewel! ?❤?

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Magabeliever 3 points ago +3 / -0

seriously! I'm not a school-aged child, but her message is still so encouraging to me! Be Best in your life!

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ToxicTruthfulinity 20 points ago +20 / -0

Probably a reference to Hillary for taking a swipe at #bebest during Hillary's hulu interview.

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Mrsattorney 11 points ago +11 / -0

What did the gnarly old she devil say about Melania's Be Best program?

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porkrice 20 points ago +20 / -0

I love how the cucks in the comments are all concerned with where taxpayer dollars go. Low energy!

Also I’m tired of people freaking out over this virus. You’re more likely to get the flu. I blame the media for making this the latest boogeyman.

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hawkens85 19 points ago +19 / -0

Do something productive instead of sitting behind your keyboards, asshats.

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KekistanPM 18 points ago +18 / -0

Liberals: "BUT I AM!!! I'm making a positive difference in the world by censoring and saying salty things about people I disagree with!!!"

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HeIsVigo 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is how to win. This is why I choose MAGA. Rather than whine, tear down, and divide this movement is about positivity, creation, building, improving. It's simple and inspiring. MAGA is a personal thing at its roots that lifts ourselves, communities, states, then nation. MAGA and you'll want to KAG.

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lurker2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Funny how constantly negative liberals complain when someone helps their community. They never seem to contribute.

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SpaceForceMilitia 8 points ago +8 / -0

They always want to drag you down to their level. People helping others makes lazy commies look like lazy commies.

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TrumpSteak 14 points ago +14 / -0

She's showing how it's done. Focus on positive stuff. Go out and make a difference. FLOTUS rocks.

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cccpneveragain 12 points ago +12 / -0

I find it funny reading the comments on her or the President's comments. There's ALWAYS some comment about what they should better spend their time on. It doesn't matter what it is they are doing.

Of course now they all claim we have a pandemic? The definition I see is a pandemic "affecting an exceptionally high proportion of the population". I think right now about 0.0001% of the world have gotten the coronavirus. Pandemic my ass.

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Littleirishmaid 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve always read the word pandemic as panic over an epidemic. They love the word because they love panic.

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cccpneveragain 7 points ago +7 / -0

No doubt, absolutely everything from the left is a fear-mongering panic.

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mercynurse 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hillzebub: Do my healthcare!

Moochelle: Eat my food!

Melania: Be Best

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Littleirishmaid 9 points ago +9 / -0

How dare she wear a hard hat viewing blueprints of a class sport of tennis during an epidemic!!!!!!!! Let them eat cake! /s

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 8 points ago +8 / -0

Melania, she Be Best FLOTUS

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Luftpirate 8 points ago +8 / -0

Its nice to have a FLOTUS after an 8 year hiatus.

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WeaponizedSmirk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey, it's hard to contribute to your community when you live in a delusional fantasy world where Nazis lurk around every corner and the world will end in 12 years unless we listen to a 16-year-old potatoe and pay more taxes.

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Evei 6 points ago +6 / -0

"good" and "productive" are words and ideas that are incompatible with the leftist world view.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Classy and gracious, smart and very kind. Best First Lady!

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snuggs316 6 points ago +6 / -0

take that, beef! hillary got bitchy re: "be best" in a recent interview...maybe her "special." our lovely flotus outshines her on every level...and i'm sure it eats at her.

the left likes to talk about empowering women, but there's clearly a conspiracy to keep melania in the corner, out of the news and off the covers of the magazines that normally flock to cover first ladies. they have to; the women in their ranks pale in comparison.

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laynetrainh2o 6 points ago +6 / -0

BestFLOTUS

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George 6 points ago +6 / -0

They complain about literally everything. I mean come on, it is just a tennis court...

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Fredo_Cuomo 6 points ago +7 / -1

First twitter response is from some faggot with a Guy Fawkes avatar - what a fucking loser

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67Vert 5 points ago +5 / -0

FLOTUS is a classy woman. #BeBest

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Magabeliever 5 points ago +5 / -0

this is the classiest "haters BFTO" i've ever seen. Thank you FLOTUS I will also live like BeBest!

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PositiveEnergy 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can’t read the comments. You gotta post and leave it.

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don’t deserve this woman

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Abarth124 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pure class

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 4 points ago +4 / -0

You tell 'em, Mel!

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Ayeayez 4 points ago +4 / -0

gottem

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

You tell 'em Flo!