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TexasAggie 5 points ago +5 / -0

They shall be my finest shitposters, these autists who give themselves to me.

Like clay I shall mold them, and in the furnace of politics forge them.

They shall be of dankest wit and highest kek.

In red hats I shall clad them, and with the mightiest guns be armed.

They will be untouched by wokeness or REEEEE! No leftism shall blight them.

They will have rallies, Twitter, and memes, so that no SJW can best them.

They are my bulwark against the Democrats. They are the defenders of America.

They are my MAGAPEDES...

And they shall know no fear.

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Name checks out. Underrated comment.