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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 45 points ago +45 / -0

"I am once again asking you for your tendies."

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840726 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fried chicken is a human right!

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sadly some people believe this. They call 911 when McDonalds runs out of chicken nuggets. "Everything I want is a right!"

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buco 10 points ago +10 / -0

They actually did at Popeyees . Popeyees chicken matters.

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Ameronaut 11 points ago +11 / -0

We need migrants and refugees because they bring exotic tendies???

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let the tendies hit the floooor

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Pandas4Trump 0 points ago +5 / -5

Colonel Panders, here's my last $6. Match me!

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ScrewReddit 33 points ago +33 / -0

His selection was shitty anyway - no breasts, a bunch of scrawny left wings, and handful of fatty thighs.

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MythArcana 17 points ago +18 / -1

You just described every feminist i know. ?

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PolarBears4Trump2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kek

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independentbystander 8 points ago +8 / -0

#PoundMeToo

Every feminist/Leftist I know personally ranges from rotund ham-planet to morbidly obese. The only one I know that was not- was once a petite very thin looker, then became infected with Leftism during the Worst 0bama years and is now a full-on pussy-hat "IT WAS HER TURN" narrative drone. She is now blimped-out and unrecognizable, just like the rest.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

upvoting for your handle. kek
PoundMeToo

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's been my username at The_Donald for 4 years now, I signed up here early 3 months ago so I could keep it : )

>Disclaimer: I am not, nor have I ever been a Republican. I am a non-party-affiliated centrist, however I am an OG Day One Trump supporter dating back to 1980 or so.

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yragcom1a 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sir, was brilliant.

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Moviefone_Kramer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gold, lol.

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BumpForTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Eventually, you run out of other people's chicken".

FTFY

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GottliebPins [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chicken of the alley is just as good I hear. If you’re not too concerned about Corona virus.

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ronburgandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know what they call bats don't you? Chicken of the Cave.

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MAG_n_KAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

And other people's pets

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masshole3 13 points ago +13 / -0

Colonel Bernie is a the biggest chicken of them all!

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

He'll be extra crispy by the time Trump gets through with him.

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MythArcana 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am once again asking you to work your ass off to make more chickens. ????

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GottliebPins [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

No Refunds

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JokeBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

" I am once again asking you to put away your calculator."

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minotaurbeach 7 points ago +7 / -0

'No Refunds'

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TDAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK!

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weallscreamforMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

ARBYS. WE HAVE THE...oh shit, we're out

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kraut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously guys i was in cuba, the only meat they eat there except unidentifiable meat sausages is frozen chicken imported from overseas. It's unbelievable.

The punishment for killing a cow (without permission from the state) is higher than killing a human because milk is so scarce there. THIS IS NO JOKE

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Nrdrsr 4 points ago +4 / -0

After the tendies hit the floor it is natural to once again ask for more

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DaoDeDickinson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leeroy Jenkins would literally be a better candidate.

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TrumpysaurusRex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone gets to choose 2 sides, but..we only have cole slaw.

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fried chicken is a yuman right!

What about the people that are forced to prepare that chicken?

Gulags are great, free reeducation.

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ImWithHearse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bernie Panders

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freefolk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Went all over the place eating fried chicken in front of the cameras. No coincidence whatsoever, had a heart attack. Blacks still all voted for Biden. Bwaaaahahahahahah.

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to buy a 5th coop.

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MagaMan3D 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t understand how advocates of this don’t logically come to this conclusion. Saving this one for the meme war!

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Damadhatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

This should be Popeyes chicken sandwich

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JoeTalley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lot of it in Newark.

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bloodyminded 3 points ago +4 / -1

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

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MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like we're having Venezuelan casserole tonight!

"Here kitty kitty kitty..."

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GuyWithUsername 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great, now I want fried chicken.

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racer513 3 points ago +3 / -0

The problem with socialism is you will run out of other peoples chicken

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chicken-line Bernie?

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GulagDweller 2 points ago +2 / -0

After a few years of Bernie Communism, he then declares that eating dead people is okay and it's nutritious (12 minerals and vitamins).

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PolarBears4Trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

"No more chicken in the bucket? Well, no need for those pesky napkins anymore then. See, I'm saving the planet."

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Jcholl9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm, spicy... Needs salt.

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Turtle1978 2 points ago +2 / -0

Other people's chicken.

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Rodger 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew there was a reason that I prefer Bojangles over Kentucky Fried Chicken