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peterthegreen [S] 94 points ago +94 / -0

It started with emails, then a few days ago she mailed me an invitation. She stole my heart and now she just sent me a check. What's a pede to do? ?

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peterthegreen [S] 45 points ago +45 / -0

Sigh, true. Maybe I'll just be polite and ask if she has a niece back in her home country. I'm sure she'd understand.

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Razeontherock 23 points ago +23 / -0

You have to go!

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buco 16 points ago +16 / -0

And don't tug on Superman's cape...

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Jackhererer 4 points ago +4 / -0

A friend once told me that if you keep your girl sexually satisfied, happy then theres no reason to be jealous of her dancing or talking with other men. Trump is one of these who wouldnt be jealous because at the end of the night she is going home with him, not the random dude.

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Harambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you keep your girl satisfied, she shouldn't need to dance and flirt with other men. That's ho BS.

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Comntrinchief 8 points ago +8 / -0

So jelly

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Titan107 -8 points ago +13 / -21

Ask for nudes?

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Happyass84 6 points ago +7 / -1

Do worship... ftfy