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PaigeAshley 71 points ago +71 / -0

Your username is seriously the best thing I've ever seen. ???

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liberalfetchmycoffee [S] 39 points ago +41 / -2

That’s funny because I’ve never really liked it that much. Felt as though I couldn’t think of anything clever or cool in 2017 when reddit banned my first iteration and I started using this one on t_d. I was like “eh, I will just go with this I guess”. You can be my new self esteem director.

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ItsTooMuchWinning 20 points ago +21 / -1

The day Covfefe was coined I went straight to reddit to claim the name...but I was too late. It was taken that fast. When I joined here I was so excited for this new opportunity, a second chance to claim the name of my dreams...too slow again.

That's ok though. I've been winning ever since.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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ok_b00mer 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's great

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womp-womp-twice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok boomer

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PaigeAshley 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol, I understand, but it's really clever and fun! ??

Personally, I was so eager to sign up here I didn't even consider a cool username before hitting 'enter.' I wish I had! ?

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

My username isn’t so cool nor clever because nobody seems to get the pun!

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underscore Bryan with a y over here amirite.

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SomethingNondescript 4 points ago +4 / -0

the a is silent

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BakeRatDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

and the Q is invisible

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Rainman 4 points ago +4 / -0

My username is DEFINITELY my name

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Whistleblowme 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reminds me of the "Do my bidding! Capitalism wins again!" guy

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's exactly what I thought of when I saw it, so hilarious!

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LegalKekistani 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need to rewatch that.

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Quarantined 8 points ago +8 / -0

I forgot what my user name was since they Quarantined me.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel like my username accurately describes me... Or does it?

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Whistleblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm still gonna assume your gender!

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redditadminssuckit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mines better. No offense

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liberalfetchmycoffee [S] 1 point ago +3 / -2

Agreed.

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deleted 40 points ago +41 / -1
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McFatty7 31 points ago +31 / -0

4chan is that infamous 400 lb. hacker.

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mugatucrazypills 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mos def

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 7 points ago +7 / -0

4chan 500

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deleted 31 points ago +31 / -0
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pelosis_liver 26 points ago +26 / -0

^^ this guy secures

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JustAGuyNamedAJ 25 points ago +25 / -0

4 Chan and his brother 8 Chan.

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mugatucrazypills 12 points ago +12 / -0

Could be some 400lbs hacker sitting on their bed.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 11 points ago +11 / -0

And their parents: 1 Chan and 2 Chan.

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DunDunDuuuuuuuuun 7 points ago +7 / -0

8chan is dead, go to 8kun

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trauncher 7 points ago +7 / -0

They must be Russian

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Xtracreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn Chans

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panic86 19 points ago +19 / -0

Many years from now as I lie on my deathbed, I will still vividly remember many events in my lifetime such as Elvis Presley dying, Reagan getting shot, the space shuttle exploding, my first Grateful Dead show, the birth of my children, 9/11, Trump getting elected, and.... The Fappening.

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TenFeetHigher 18 points ago +19 / -1

Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan fact check that....on the fly.

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LegalKekistani 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahhh yes in fact they did smash their blackberry devices with hammers. Bimbo: pikachuface

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ha I remember all the freaking out over all the nudes.

If you didn't want them leaked, don't be so degenerate so as to take them in the first place. Not everything needs to be shared.

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AmericanJawa 17 points ago +17 / -0

Can't leak nude photos if the nude photos don't exist!

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TPOhisself 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love it when Jennifer Lawrence and the other pseudo celebrities Let There nude photos get leaked and then try telling us that if we look at them it is the same as raping them.

I know some girls that have been raped that would disagree with them.

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liberalfetchmycoffee [S] 3 points ago +5 / -2

Aside from the obvious, all these morons who ended up on the fappening had to do was turn off iCloud sharing in photo settings. No one’s “phone” gets hacked.

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MichelleObamasBulge 17 points ago +17 / -0

Brooke "Women are strong but also if you mention boobs I will literally start crying" Baldwin

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait, what did you just say? Did you say boob? How dare you!

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PolarBears4Trump2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's "Moops"

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BidenSmellsKids 12 points ago +13 / -1

If you really want to put on your tinfoil hat, consider this: Russia invaded Crimea the same week you saw Jennifer Lawrence's tits.

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Brooke "I have bigger balls than Don Lemon" "did you just say B Double O B S?!" Baldwin.

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monk_of_trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look how shes covering her chest and acting worried. Shes got nudes out there somewhere lol.-

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wompwompman 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hacker 4chan means serious business. Who knows what he is up to right now?

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Proudly_Deplorable 8 points ago +8 / -0

John Podesta approves.

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stepping_razor123 7 points ago +7 / -0

"what can we do to not have this happen?"

Well I don't have naked pictures of myself or anybody else on my phone or even home computers...

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wethepepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone hacked Weinstein.

That's how they got so many from so many different people

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ChickenDinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

At 0:20 you can really see her disgust and anxiety. She has probably done her fair share of nudes and x-tapes and is now really scared.

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RapidAsparagus 4 points ago +4 / -0

But which s am I supposed to change?

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RedPillMissionary 4 points ago +4 / -0

this was annoying

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's the man, the myth, the legend in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPBFGKgHhuk&feature=emb_rel_end

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone else annoyed that people think "the cloud" is some bizarre, unholy internet wizardry when it's seriously just servers to dump files on?

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greatest thing about this, having a password made up of random words is actually better than anything he suggests lol.

Not a single word, but just a random set of words like "pickle nailfile space eulogy".

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_strength.png

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like something out of Rick and Morty...

But yeah, I hate most password requirements. Passphrase is the way to go for anything important.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am Spartacus 4Chan.