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gamexa 146 points ago +147 / -1

Your asshole deserves better than that.

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Our companions have said that if the penile head has penetrated a woman's anus, or a man's anus, or an animal's vagina or its anus then it is necessary to wash whether the one being penetrated is alive or dead, young or old, whether it was done intentionally or absentmindedly, whether it was done willfully or forcefully."

Quote from Imam al-Nawawi, imam of the Shafi'i school of Jurisprudence, a renowned scholar and jurist who dedicated his life to the pursuit of Islamic learning.

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IndigoAura 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love a religion that excuses "absentminded" penile penetration.

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LtColVindmansVagina 40 points ago +41 / -1

Came in here to say how much I love the freedom on this site and ended up loving it more because of this comment!

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Mr_Beanths 20 points ago +21 / -1

We could shit on it? Make it feel like home..

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GuerillaYourDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

Username most definitely checks out!

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TheStableGenius 12 points ago +13 / -1

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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Staatssicherheit 95 points ago +95 / -0

No thanks, the last thing I need is explosive diarrhea.

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Lean 44 points ago +44 / -0

Under German law, anyone who insults "confessions, religious communities or groups promoting a special world view" can be jailed for up to three years.

What a retarded fucking country.

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americathegr888 26 points ago +26 / -0

Coming soon to America due to legal immigrants, 70-90% of whom vote left for life and want hate speech laws.

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Lean 13 points ago +13 / -0

Doesn't the US have around 40 million illegals? What's stopping Trump from kicking them all out. We've got around 100K illegals that need to be sent back India or whatever other third-world shithole they came from.

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americathegr888 16 points ago +16 / -0

Truth is there's nothing stopping Trump and ICE from rounding them all up and kicking them out, except "optics". But as we've seen, bowing to "optics" just means losing with extra steps. They will give him bad optics no matter what, so he should just bite the bullet and shrug and do it anyway.

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tifa 12 points ago +12 / -0

I sure hope he goes HAM during his second term.

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Lean 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hopefully, he's just playing it safe for his first term right now but goes all in for his second term.

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americathegr888 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed

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America1stAndOnly 5 points ago +5 / -0

I concur. I like what he's doing, I just wish he was more fervent when he did it.

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xiao_maga_part2 18 points ago +18 / -0

In England you can go to jail for leaving a package of bacon at a mosque and then get murdered later in prison.

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Cue_Cumber 7 points ago +7 / -0

And England brags it doesn't have a death penalty. Big deal. Who needs one when you have Moslems?

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Cue_Cumber 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm sure no one has spent a day in jail for insulting Christianity; that's a given.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 16 points ago +16 / -0

explosive

Hahahaha!

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Lean 7 points ago +7 / -0

How do you do the quote thing?

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The_Litehaus_Abides 8 points ago +8 / -0

Put this sign > in front of the words you want to quote and there you go!

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Lean 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thanks

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DonTread 8 points ago +8 / -0

nice

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DonTread 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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Shroudedf8 86 points ago +86 / -0

Uh oh, the mods are going to ban this post any second and warn everyone that upvoted it!! Oh, wait, wrong website. HAHAHHAHAHA! Freedom is good.

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HeavyVetting 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that you, Winnie?

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TrudopesEyebrow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey Liberty or Death, We love your mom. God bless your fam

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HockeyMom4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's a breath of fresh air! Finally.

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America1stAndOnly 7 points ago +7 / -0

Possible. I've often worried that are side is too concerned with pointing out the double standards of the left and showing that we play their game better than they do. What we really should be doing is not playing their game at all and create our own game so to speak.

For example, diversity. That is a leftist talking point. They are the ones that drone on and on and on about it. Yet there's currently a top topic here pointing out the left's hypocrisy about their diversity. Who cares if we point out that they're not diverse? By caring about it, we're still playing the leftist's game. The next time they bring up that point, we should be responding with "Fuck diversity." By doing that, we stop playing their game and start playing ours.

In the case of that example, we stop being concerned with diversity, and say we care about unity. The unity of the American people of the United States of America.

That's how we win. Their game is rigged, so stop playing it, and start playing our game. Like how we're no longer playing Reddit's game by being here.

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darknet 39 points ago +39 / -0

But its full of shit already

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NeverBeFat 6 points ago +7 / -1

Please don't insult shit by comparing it to the koran.

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rootGoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly: I don't want that shit near my ass.

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weallscreamforMAGA 35 points ago +35 / -0

I'm gunna need a shit ton of those bc I stocked up on so much bacon

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RenaissanceOfHope 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is there cheap bacon for those who just want to grease it for their self-defense machines & feminine clothing?

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IncredibleMrE1 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's good for kindling as well.

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PalmettoState 22 points ago +22 / -0

That Demonic text isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.

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cook_does 20 points ago +20 / -0

No good, it’s already covered with shit

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Swellingsuperman 20 points ago +20 / -0

Koran is for asshoe

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MJ85 18 points ago +18 / -0

A constant potty companion for those in toilet training with sub 80 IQs and a family tree that resembles a nail.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm not letting that nasty tome anywhere near my shithole.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

You win.

Many keks were had.

Thank you.

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ScottyGunn 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Koran, now in 2 ply.

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GulagDweller 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's rough on the ass, my hemorrhoids can't take it.

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GulagDweller 21 points ago +21 / -0

Besides that, I hear using it to wipe your ass will give you Koranavirus.

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Duke_of_worchestire 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol! Haven't heard that one yet

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GulagDweller 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not sure that will help, my ass has good taste .

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forgloryofkekistan 13 points ago +18 / -5

I dont agree that the koran should be used as toilet paper but fuck yea admins , you proved to us all that this place ain't nothing like reddit by stickying it. We should be allowed to say this even if it insults the shit outa islam. Freedom of speech must not be compromised no matter the cost. Fuck reddit.

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GodKingHarambe 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't need a book written by Dusky Middle Easterners anywhere near my boihole.

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RenaissanceOfHope 11 points ago +11 / -0

And flush the sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, and anti-modern ideology down the toilet too!

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TheRealTrumpRules 11 points ago +11 / -0

That already has shit in it.

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leakmouth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Obamacare and Mueller report also work nicely

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AnonNo9001 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love this post

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wipe off shit with more shit?

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Kek1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

??? fuck Islam

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Jabblemonkey1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll burn a Koran, but my asshole deserves better for wiping.

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cusp-of-carabelli 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ho Lee Fuk. Nice one!

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SDsc0rch 5 points ago +5 / -0

ohhhhhhh... clicking on the save button - this one's getting saved and shared
respect, OP...... respect

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CaptainChrisPBacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has socialism already hit? No T.P.

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Angelxic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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Zadok 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that the Koranavirus?

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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redditadminssuckit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Try the NYT

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libertymavenstock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Quranic verses do wonders wiping away hangover & bacon shits.

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MadRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amazingly absorbent.

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Get-schlonged 4 points ago +4 / -0

Death cult for your shithole

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cajun_robear 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want something that will clean my asshole not make it worse.

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MAGA-Forever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anybody watch the Ozzy Man Reviews video on the TP fight? Hilarious. As is pretty much everything he posts.

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Turtle1978 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could you please imagines how fast this post would have been deleted from reddit. I've found my internet home.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll just head down to my local center for the religion of peace to stock up, I'm sure they wont mind.

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Ayeayez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Asteghrfirou Allah Wala hawla Wala kowata illa bi lah

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Vinyl_Hunter 3 points ago +4 / -1

OMFGBBQLBGT!

I reflexively REEEEEEE’d before I remembered I’m not a cuck

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jschmid4 3 points ago +3 / -0

Islam: The religion of peace... That will leave you in pieces.

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Ramasun 3 points ago +5 / -2

Can I buy this by the case from Costco? Asking for a friend.

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Sunje64 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cheaper than toilet paper on Amazon, too.

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GuyWithUsername 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first half of the book is all nice and peaceful, like the New Testament. You know, God’s love and how Jesus is awesome (though not divine) and how we should all get together as brothers. An excellent message we can all get behind. And then Muhammad gets kicked out of Mecca. After that, the book goes off the rails.