"Our companions have said that if the penile head has penetrated a woman's anus, or a man's anus, or an animal's vagina or its anus then it is necessary to wash whether the one being penetrated is alive or dead, young or old, whether it was done intentionally or absentmindedly, whether it was done willfully or forcefully."
Quote from Imam al-Nawawi, imam of the Shafi'i school of Jurisprudence, a renowned scholar and jurist who dedicated his life to the pursuit of Islamic learning.
Under German law, anyone who insults "confessions, religious communities or groups promoting a special world view" can be jailed for up to three years.
Doesn't the US have around 40 million illegals? What's stopping Trump from kicking them all out. We've got around 100K illegals that need to be sent back India or whatever other third-world shithole they came from.
Truth is there's nothing stopping Trump and ICE from rounding them all up and kicking them out, except "optics". But as we've seen, bowing to "optics" just means losing with extra steps. They will give him bad optics no matter what, so he should just bite the bullet and shrug and do it anyway.
Possible. I've often worried that are side is too concerned with pointing out the double standards of the left and showing that we play their game better than they do. What we really should be doing is not playing their game at all and create our own game so to speak.
For example, diversity. That is a leftist talking point. They are the ones that drone on and on and on about it. Yet there's currently a top topic here pointing out the left's hypocrisy about their diversity. Who cares if we point out that they're not diverse? By caring about it, we're still playing the leftist's game. The next time they bring up that point, we should be responding with "Fuck diversity." By doing that, we stop playing their game and start playing ours.
In the case of that example, we stop being concerned with diversity, and say we care about unity. The unity of the American people of the United States of America.
That's how we win. Their game is rigged, so stop playing it, and start playing our game. Like how we're no longer playing Reddit's game by being here.
I dont agree that the koran should be used as toilet paper but fuck yea admins , you proved to us all that this place ain't nothing like reddit by stickying it. We should be allowed to say this even if it insults the shit outa islam. Freedom of speech must not be compromised no matter the cost. Fuck reddit.
The first half of the book is all nice and peaceful, like the New Testament. You know, God’s love and how Jesus is awesome (though not divine) and how we should all get together as brothers. An excellent message we can all get behind. And then Muhammad gets kicked out of Mecca. After that, the book goes off the rails.
Your asshole deserves better than that.
"Our companions have said that if the penile head has penetrated a woman's anus, or a man's anus, or an animal's vagina or its anus then it is necessary to wash whether the one being penetrated is alive or dead, young or old, whether it was done intentionally or absentmindedly, whether it was done willfully or forcefully."
Quote from Imam al-Nawawi, imam of the Shafi'i school of Jurisprudence, a renowned scholar and jurist who dedicated his life to the pursuit of Islamic learning.
I love a religion that excuses "absentminded" penile penetration.
Came in here to say how much I love the freedom on this site and ended up loving it more because of this comment!
We could shit on it? Make it feel like home..
Username most definitely checks out!
Desperate times call for desperate measures
No thanks, the last thing I need is explosive diarrhea.
Or jail time if in Europe:
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/man-who-made-koran-toilet-paper-escapes-jail-1.1019869
What a retarded fucking country.
Coming soon to America due to legal immigrants, 70-90% of whom vote left for life and want hate speech laws.
Doesn't the US have around 40 million illegals? What's stopping Trump from kicking them all out. We've got around 100K illegals that need to be sent back India or whatever other third-world shithole they came from.
Truth is there's nothing stopping Trump and ICE from rounding them all up and kicking them out, except "optics". But as we've seen, bowing to "optics" just means losing with extra steps. They will give him bad optics no matter what, so he should just bite the bullet and shrug and do it anyway.
I sure hope he goes HAM during his second term.
Hopefully, he's just playing it safe for his first term right now but goes all in for his second term.
Agreed
I concur. I like what he's doing, I just wish he was more fervent when he did it.
In England you can go to jail for leaving a package of bacon at a mosque and then get murdered later in prison.
And England brags it doesn't have a death penalty. Big deal. Who needs one when you have Moslems?
I'm sure no one has spent a day in jail for insulting Christianity; that's a given.
Hahahaha!
How do you do the quote thing?
Put this sign > in front of the words you want to quote and there you go!
kek
Uh oh, the mods are going to ban this post any second and warn everyone that upvoted it!! Oh, wait, wrong website. HAHAHHAHAHA! Freedom is good.
Is that you, Winnie?
Hey Liberty or Death, We love your mom. God bless your fam
It's a breath of fresh air! Finally.
Possible. I've often worried that are side is too concerned with pointing out the double standards of the left and showing that we play their game better than they do. What we really should be doing is not playing their game at all and create our own game so to speak.
For example, diversity. That is a leftist talking point. They are the ones that drone on and on and on about it. Yet there's currently a top topic here pointing out the left's hypocrisy about their diversity. Who cares if we point out that they're not diverse? By caring about it, we're still playing the leftist's game. The next time they bring up that point, we should be responding with "Fuck diversity." By doing that, we stop playing their game and start playing ours.
In the case of that example, we stop being concerned with diversity, and say we care about unity. The unity of the American people of the United States of America.
That's how we win. Their game is rigged, so stop playing it, and start playing our game. Like how we're no longer playing Reddit's game by being here.
But its full of shit already
Please don't insult shit by comparing it to the koran.
Exactly: I don't want that shit near my ass.
I'm gunna need a shit ton of those bc I stocked up on so much bacon
Is there cheap bacon for those who just want to grease it for their self-defense machines & feminine clothing?
It's good for kindling as well.
That Demonic text isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
No good, it’s already covered with shit
Koran is for asshoe
A constant potty companion for those in toilet training with sub 80 IQs and a family tree that resembles a nail.
I'm not letting that nasty tome anywhere near my shithole.
You win.
Many keks were had.
Thank you.
The Koran, now in 2 ply.
That's rough on the ass, my hemorrhoids can't take it.
Besides that, I hear using it to wipe your ass will give you Koranavirus.
Lol! Haven't heard that one yet
Not sure that will help, my ass has good taste .
I dont agree that the koran should be used as toilet paper but fuck yea admins , you proved to us all that this place ain't nothing like reddit by stickying it. We should be allowed to say this even if it insults the shit outa islam. Freedom of speech must not be compromised no matter the cost. Fuck reddit.
I don't need a book written by Dusky Middle Easterners anywhere near my boihole.
If you're not afraid about your ass...
And flush the sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, and anti-modern ideology down the toilet too!
That already has shit in it.
Obamacare and Mueller report also work nicely
I love this post
Wipe off shit with more shit?
??? fuck Islam
I'll burn a Koran, but my asshole deserves better for wiping.
Ho Lee Fuk. Nice one!
ohhhhhhh... clicking on the save button - this one's getting saved and shared
respect, OP...... respect
Has socialism already hit? No T.P.
Lol
Is that the Koranavirus?
kek
Try the NYT
Quranic verses do wonders wiping away hangover & bacon shits.
Amazingly absorbent.
Death cult for your shithole
I want something that will clean my asshole not make it worse.
Anybody watch the Ozzy Man Reviews video on the TP fight? Hilarious. As is pretty much everything he posts.
Could you please imagines how fast this post would have been deleted from reddit. I've found my internet home.
I'll just head down to my local center for the religion of peace to stock up, I'm sure they wont mind.
Asteghrfirou Allah Wala hawla Wala kowata illa bi lah
OMFGBBQLBGT!
I reflexively REEEEEEE’d before I remembered I’m not a cuck
Islam: The religion of peace... That will leave you in pieces.
Can I buy this by the case from Costco? Asking for a friend.
Cheaper than toilet paper on Amazon, too.
The first half of the book is all nice and peaceful, like the New Testament. You know, God’s love and how Jesus is awesome (though not divine) and how we should all get together as brothers. An excellent message we can all get behind. And then Muhammad gets kicked out of Mecca. After that, the book goes off the rails.