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gamexa 146 points ago +147 / -1

Your asshole deserves better than that.

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Our companions have said that if the penile head has penetrated a woman's anus, or a man's anus, or an animal's vagina or its anus then it is necessary to wash whether the one being penetrated is alive or dead, young or old, whether it was done intentionally or absentmindedly, whether it was done willfully or forcefully."

Quote from Imam al-Nawawi, imam of the Shafi'i school of Jurisprudence, a renowned scholar and jurist who dedicated his life to the pursuit of Islamic learning.

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IndigoAura 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love a religion that excuses "absentminded" penile penetration.

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LtColVindmansVagina 40 points ago +41 / -1

Came in here to say how much I love the freedom on this site and ended up loving it more because of this comment!

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Mr_Beanths 20 points ago +21 / -1

We could shit on it? Make it feel like home..

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GuerillaYourDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

Username most definitely checks out!

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TheStableGenius 12 points ago +13 / -1

Desperate times call for desperate measures