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AOCsaggyboobs 107 points ago +108 / -1

The way President Trump loves his family is probably my favorite thing about him.

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xBigCoffinHunter 55 points ago +55 / -0

Stark contrast with “Thank you for being here”

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AOCsaggyboobs 68 points ago +69 / -1

Or Hillary just having her brother killed.

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MAGAngelo 25 points ago +25 / -0

Toppest of kek

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yukondave 6 points ago +6 / -0

hey did we ever find out the cause of death?

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AOCsaggyboobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, I do not know. It certainly wouldn’t surprise me if she did have him killed but it was more a joke than a statement of fact.

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xiao_maga_part2 25 points ago +25 / -0

Or "Can you give my crackhead son a seat on the company board?"

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Aquamine-Amarine 35 points ago +36 / -1

My favorite thing about Trump is that he hates alcohol.

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highenergywinning 28 points ago +29 / -1

Confirmed. Only covfefe

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AmazingAlphonseA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't we have the best typos? :D

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slickrock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covfefe is an actual arabic word. GEOTUS used that word purposely, and google immediately went to work to erase the word from the internet to make GEOTUS look dumb.

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Mintap 22 points ago +22 / -0

I've hardly had any alcohol or caffinated coffee since Trump has been elected. I'm trying to get some of that dragon energy.

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cobra2814 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lots of Diet Coke though.

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jgardner 2 points ago +2 / -0

The thing about addictions, having worked with some people closely to get them off cigarettes -- you get good at quitting. So keep trying. Eventually you'll get it. And if you revert -- why, you already know how to quit so just do it again.

You do need friends who will support you. You also need God. I'm not saying you need AA, but you do need help through this. If you could handle it yourself, it wouldn't be a problem.

I'm praying for you sister!

Godspeed!

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IndigoAura 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you, fren. It becomes a part of our daily ritual. Alcohol never did anyone any favors. The older you get, the more you feel it in your liver and see it on your face. You can quit a thousand times if you have to. One day you'll figure out what works for you and it will stick.

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jgardner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still looking for the abandoned children from all of his purported adulterous affairs. Whenever I point this out to people, they freak out because they realize that he WOULD'VE TAKEN CARE OF THEM. Unlike a certain Bill Clinton and Hunter Biden who won't even acknowledge their own flesh and blood.