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Jackhererer 15 points ago +15 / -0

If you give a mouse for cookie he'll ask for more.

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serialkvetcher 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just came

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Zaxxaz3 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you give a Muslim an inch they will take Constantinople.

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serialkvetcher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lock your barns. Man your walls. And ensure no idiot leaves his post without a replacement. Especially if said idiot is THE gatekeeper.

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Cue_Cumber 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have pet mice. It's true! Nothing more hilarious than a mouse making demands.