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Necrovoter 19 points ago +19 / -0

Gavin: "Who are you? Get out of my house now!"

Thief 1: "We're just here for some stuff, no need to be rude to us."

Gavin: "That's my stuff! Put it back!"

Thief 2: "Don't worry we won't take more than $999 worth of stuff per visit each."

Gavin: "This is an outrage!"

Thief 3: "We're going to grab some lunch and come back for more stuff later. Do you want us to bring you anything?"

Gavin: "Am I living in a Monty Python movie? "What the hell, bring me an impossible burger."

Thief 4: "Sure, just hand over your wallet. "

Gavin (hands over wallet, shaking his head)

Thief 4: "Hmm, you carry a lot of cash, here's $73 back to stay under the limit."

Gavin (Glares at his security guards as they stand by and watch.

Security Guard 2: "This is fine."