Trump rally. On the jumbo video screen. Trump introduces the next guest - Trump: “meet Joe. Joe is an old man, very old, very sick, too bad he can’t be here tonight. But he recorded a video message for our great nation.” Cue the Joe ‘no malarkey’ Biden video. The bus cuts over to Joe. Joe: we can only re-elect President Trump!”

Imagine the reaction at the rally! Joe could give enough sound bites to fill 5 minutes