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Bernie can still win! ...right? (i.imgur.com) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
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Jackhererer 49 points ago +49 / -0

Username checks out. A+

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PremiumPatriotPepe 22 points ago +22 / -0

We need more big league comics

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deleted 40 points ago +40 / -0
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superalienhyphy 37 points ago +37 / -0

Bernie uses a media company owned by he and his wife to purchase campaign ads using the donor money, profits go into their pockets.

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SquiggyMcPepe 20 points ago +20 / -0

As per a larry elder show bernies wife is also his cfo for running his donations and gets a nice 2% cut so she has millions too from decades of running his campaign finances. This is why bernie is always running for something because it's how he gets paid. The book deal that made him an official millionaire was payment for him endorsing hillary after she rigged the primary against him so he would shut up.

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bitterbut_true 15 points ago +15 / -0

If Bernie's scamming the libtards for 'mansion money' then WELL DONE I say...

Y'know Bernie just cannot swish around his 'mother-knows-best' routine like Hillary...so he's got to come on like some-sorta Jesus. He's making money while many of his vegan fans, who haven't yet discovered heroin, can't even afford to get their teeth fixed. So they dream on...and on.

However Bernie, nearing 80, is still out there hustling for money while many of us are doing SFA. Gotta respect that.

All these people...Pelosi, Nadler, Schumer, Bernie, Biden only exist until the election...then 'poof'; they're gone. We'll NEVER hear of them again. So THIS is their final moment on stage (at our expense). Their 'Last Tango in Paris'. They GET AWAY WITH IT because (as we know) the MSM is corrupt. But its not just the MSM. Its the DOJ and FBI as well.

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xiao_maga_part2 4 points ago +4 / -0

This idea involves some real business acumen so you know Bernie didn’t think of it. Has to be a lawyer of advisor working for him.

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astro_eng 28 points ago +29 / -1

Yup his horrid wife is on zillow as we speak.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 19 points ago +19 / -0

LMAO, this is great!

Just another "Summah Cahmp" for him and the missus! NO REFUNDS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

T R U M P 2020!!!

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speedychef 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is really what they are talking about on the Bernie sub.. how he can still win. They are living the meme.

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Cryonosis 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's good though! They need to be so emotionally invested in "Bernie or Bust" that they become jaded against the DNC. That's how we got a lot of them to vote Trump in 2016 and we'll need them to do the same in 2020.

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sunnyingreenfield 10 points ago +10 / -0

LIkE 70% oF tHe deLeGAteS aRe sTiLL uP fOr gRabs!

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BigLeagueComics [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know I got the idea by reading their comments lmao 🤣

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

The establishment has already decided he can't still win. They'll change the rules if they have to, but Bernie is getting screwed again for a guy that doesn't even know he's running

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AbrahamLincoln 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bernie forgot how to do it in only 4 years? He must have the same mental decline as Joe!

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pursuitoftruth1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Legally he's not allowed to do this to be clear. Now if there was a corrupt charity organization that he could go through which would launder the money back to him after they took a percentage fee in the process then he could absolutely do this and will do this unless he will be giving the money to broke ass Biden. [although last I heard Bernie's campaign was in debt]

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rabdargab 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yah if only there were corrupt charities, and book publishers that do this as an industry for people who need to launder money.

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wethepepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes if only.

Perhaps a very very VIP might have some experience with how this works

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polish_snausage 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Legally" doesn't apply to democrats

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pursuitoftruth1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

The word "legally" is not in their purview.

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Yutterh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just like to point out that bernie has zero chance now. He needed a majority, cause the DNC has repeatedly stated they would take the nom from him. He can no longer win a majority and if he does some how get the plurality they will take it from him.

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CHAOS_ACTUAL 5 points ago +5 / -0

ELECTIONS ARE A RACKET
The AntiDeepState Classic by America's Most Decorated Soldier
Brigadier General
Smedley Darlington Butler
(Revised for 2020)

or this from wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley_Butler#Business_Plot

Business Plot Main article: Business Plot

Smedley Butler describes a political conspiracy to overthrow U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1935.

In November 1934, Butler claimed the existence of a political conspiracy by business leaders to overthrow President Roosevelt, a series of allegations that came to be known in the media as the Business Plot.[62][63] A special committee of the House of Representatives headed by Representatives John W. McCormack of Massachusetts and Samuel Dickstein of New York, who was later alleged to have been a paid agent of the NKVD,[64] heard his testimony in secret.[65] The McCormack–Dickstein committee was a precursor to the House Committee on Un-American Activities.[citation needed]

In November 1934, Butler told the committee that one Gerald P. MacGuire told him that a group of businessmen, supposedly backed by a private army of 500,000 ex-soldiers and others, intended to establish a fascist dictatorship. Butler had been asked to lead it, he said, by MacGuire, who was a bond salesman with Grayson M–P Murphy & Co. The New York Times reported that Butler had told friends that General Hugh S. Johnson, former head of the National Recovery Administration, was to be installed as dictator, and that the J.P. Morgan banking firm was behind the plot. Butler told Congress that MacGuire had told him the attempted coup was backed by three million dollars, and that the 500,000 men were probably to be assembled in Washington, D.C. the following year. All the parties alleged to be involved publicly said there was no truth in the story, calling it a joke and a fantasy.[65]

In its report to the House, the committee stated that, while "no evidence was presented... to show a connection... with any fascist activity of any European country... [t]here was no question that these attempts were discussed, were planned, and might have been placed in execution..." and that "your committee was able to verify all the pertinent statements made by General Butler, with the exception of the direct statement about the creation of the organisation. This, however, was corroborated in the correspondence of MacGuire with his principal, Robert Sterling Clark...."[66]

No prosecutions or further investigations followed, and historians have questioned whether or not a coup was actually contemplated. Historians have not reported any independent evidence apart from Butler's report on what MacGuire told him. One of these, Hans Schmidt, says MacGuire was an "inconsequential trickster".[67][68][69][70] The news media dismissed the plot, with a New York Times editorial characterizing it as a "gigantic hoax".[71] When the committee's final report was released, the Times said the committee "purported to report that a two-month investigation had convinced it that General Butler's story of a Fascist march on Washington was alarmingly true" and "... also alleged that definite proof had been found that the much publicized Fascist march on Washington, which was to have been led by Major Gen. Smedley D. Butler, retired, according to testimony at a hearing, was actually contemplated".[72] The individuals involved all denied the existence of a plot, despite evidence to the contrary. Though the media ridiculed the allegations, a final report by a special House of Representatives Committee confirmed some of Butler's statements.[73][n 1]

The McCormack–Dickstein Committee said of Butler's testimony in its final report, "In the last few weeks of the committee's official life it received evidence showing that certain persons had made an attempt to establish a fascist organization in this country... There is no question that these attempts were discussed, were planned, and might have been placed in execution when and if the financial backers deemed it expedient."[73][n 1][n 2]

"Its deja vu all over again."

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy fuck, if the man, the myth, the legend Smedley Butler says something happened, something happened!

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minotaurbeach 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO REFUNDS

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's just an Autumn Camp, people.

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Sususu 4 points ago +4 / -0

[In] 2000, Bernie was in Washington D.C, serving in Congress. Jane and her children a new LLC called Sanders and Driscoll. The new firm was a for-profit consulting company, and was run by Jane, daughter Carina, and son David. The family ran this new business out of the Sanders family home. Because of the way it was structured, it’s impossible to know just how much money Bernie’s wife and children made from his congressional campaign. But critics would claim that Sanders doled out more than $150,000 to his family through the new company.

Jane would even set up a media buying company, meaning that she would get paid every time candidate Bernie Sanders bought television advertising for his Congressional campaigns.

Then, during his 2016 presidential run, the Sanders campaign would funnel $82 million dollars through a mysterious media buying company run by Jane’s former colleagues. That company, known as Olde Towne Media, was located in private home in a cul de sac in Virginia.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/02/13/swamp-report-peter-schweizer-reveals-how-bernie-sanders-enriches-his-family-with-campaign-funds/

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BieberHole69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mods, where is the super like button?!

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BigLeagueComics [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad you like it! 😃

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Yutterh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoudl say, how to move to russia with campaign funds XD

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should just have him perusing Zillow.

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OhioRock3 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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nukyalur 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's not an O'Biden Bama Democrat tho

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metal_slime 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is spot on.

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NeoPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% on point.

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Brendancs0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought he was dead.

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. I bet he "hires" his wife to help with the campaign and funnels some money to her

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look above, she ran an ad company and would make bank off of his campaigns. His family also owns a consulting firm and would make bank too.

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silent_majority_LA 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG people can we please stop with the whole Bernie is going to buy a house with the donation money once he drops out...he is planning on buying a yacht this time to putz around in at the 2016 lake house and maybe also a 4K TV if there is enough left over.

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3yearstraveling 1 point ago +1 / -0

The DNCs next goal is to start making these debates more peaceful and less polarizing. So when Berinie does get the boot, his supporters are more likely to go to Biden. If it was these two going at it hardcore, sanders fans would have a chip on their shohlder after the debate.

Expect these two to sit down and banter about how there good friends and blah blah blah.

Also expect a lot of we need to defeat Trump who ever is the nomine.

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SBOJ_JOBS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does the Bernster look like a farmer? He has evolved. His family made enough skimming the media budget to allow his screen to look as depicted below. After all, he has to get to his homes without dealing with the rabble.

https://i.maga.host/IhTI4qq.png

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at the upcoming races. Look at his polls in each of those states. He's projected to win in TWO of those. He's behind 80+ delegates already!

I will laugh so hard at all the Bernouts in July!