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Shiftyshiffforbrains 4 points ago +4 / -0

He just needs an extra Holiday home.

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BobSacamano 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can respect that. I would love to rob stupid liberals blind

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TheMAGAnificent 15 points ago +15 / -0

Donald Trump is nothing but a divider-in-chief. Has to attack his political opponents.

First two sentences from top Twitter comment. It's like, yeah, that's part of why we hired him: to lay waste to his enemies and hear the Lamentations of their blue haired women.

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Stormysrectalseepage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah yes because his political opponents never attack him

/SSSSSSSS

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IAmNotSuicidal 3 points ago +3 / -0

EGAD! God forbid he attacks an opponent instead of covering up their scandals!

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trumpORbust 12 points ago +12 / -0

He doesn't want to win, that would mean actually doing something and keeping a promise... Not the commie style

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Gilly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plus, it's towed the line or take a dirt nap.

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ProfessorRomendev 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's really only two options. Either it's all about the money, or he really is a spineless old man that can't defend himself.

Either way, why would I want him as president?

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CQVFEFE 32 points ago +32 / -0

LOL WHY GET ANGRY WHEN YOU CAN GET RICH AS FUCK?

--Bernie Sanders, socialist sellout

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Yawnz13 7 points ago +8 / -1

You can't sell out when you were bought from the start.

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Stormysrectalseepage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uhh excuse me....

It's just his

SUMMAH CAMP!

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

upta camp in the cellah we keep potatahs.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 20 points ago +20 / -0

Bernie won’t get angry, but he will once again be asking for your financial support!

Bernie ads are everywhere lately.

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snuggs316 16 points ago +16 / -0

bernie doesn't want to be president; it would be too much like work....and based on his employment history, or lack thereof, bernie is seriously lazy. this is bernie's retirement account tour.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree, this is his leverage to extort the dem party

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AmazingFlightLizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to think that would end any future Communist sympathies, but we all know brainpower isn't exactly their strongest suit. I mean, AOC would be just as like to take up the new communist party cape, and she's, well... you know.

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Assofdeath 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's a bitch. Another summer home, comrade?

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

IT'S MA'AM

IT'S A SUMMER CAMP

/s

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FreedomIsTheOnlyWay 5 points ago +5 / -0

He has birth defect, he was born without a backbone, don't mock him for it.

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AngelMark 5 points ago +5 / -0

No he won't because he is IN ON IT!

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MAG_n_KAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I am once again asking the DNC to at least use lube."

-Bernie

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5moreyears 4 points ago +4 / -0

4th house coming up

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Trump2034 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember when the democrats used to support the popular vote for electing presidents?

Remember that when they bring out their superdelegates and Hillary Clinton gets 200k votes (probably against Bernie)

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bernie has no balls, lf he cant stand up for himself and attack Biden on refusing a debate, and bring up Burisma and Hunter which would turn thing around in his favor, then he has no chance against Trump. He's a weak coward.

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 3 points ago +7 / -4

Until the Dem Party members do what was done in the Republican party after they pulled the same type of shit on Ron Paul, nothing will change.

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LeftistsLoveStreetSh 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did the Republican party change after Ron Paul?

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jive-ass-turkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

The GOP did not screw Ron Paul. Ron Paul screwed Ron Paul by being an ideologue when it comes to national security.

Not enough Republicans were going to vote for a candidate that wanted to gut our defense spending and attempt isolationism in this day and age to win the presidency.

If he would have made pragmatic changes to his national security platform, rather than effectively hand a copy of the Libertarian Handbook on isolationism to any reporter than asked, considering the modern global threat environment we actually live in, he might have had a shot, IMO.

I agree with the majority of his platform outside of that.

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was never for isolationism... He just didnt want endless wars that cost a shit ton of money. IE he doesnt want a warfare or welfare state

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +4 / -1

I am once again asking for your support. I almost have enough to add a 3 car garage to my new vacation home.

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Logan_W_Logan 3 points ago +3 / -0

He never wanted to win. The man has been in Congress for almost 30 years, earned $4.5M, paid for by taxpayers, and has done nearly nothing. Winning the presidency would mean he would actually have to do some WORK.

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SkyEater 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, he won’t. Because he’s spineless. Look at how he lets people grab his microphone right out of his hand at event after event. Even Dems see that and shudder.

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GimmeFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still think Bernie just wanted some attention. he's loving this. He gets to go back to Washington and wag his boney fucking finger at everyone only now, people sort of listen.

No one listened to him for all these years, this is a well earned vacay on the tax payers for him.

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IAmNotSuicidal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will he ever get angry at his own party instead of the Orange man?*

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MakeALaskaGreatAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once bernie gave his endorsement to Clinton after she stole the nom from him in 2016 it was obvious Sanders doesn't have the stones it takes to lead.

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INK10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie's already picking out furniture for his new house.

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Verydisrespectfulnip 2 points ago +2 / -0

"A man enjoys running for president - as he fantasizes being raped by 3 other democrats simultaneously."

Its hilarious he had any support this time after his 2016 cuckery but hey I guess theres a whole new batch of 18-22 year olds to impress with utopian commie bullshit

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SisterCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

TrUmP wAnTs BeRnIe BeCaUsE hE cAn'T bEaT bIdeN - every liberal on my facebook that's not a BernieBro

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Joeret 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just love how he stokes the fire. Bernie Bro’s are going to get so upset.

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vegixtv 2 points ago +2 / -0

nope, and even after the dnc cheats him out of the nomination again his followers will go vote for whoever the dnc tells them like good little cucks

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forcedaspiration 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, he is a GIANT PUSSY.

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fu-greta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will he ever get angry?

He won't. But he'll get a new vacation house.

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FriendofTRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is being paid well, now, and, when he nose dives into a new house. Maybe next to Obie on Martha's Vineyard. He doesn't care as long as the commies (dems) are paying him somehow.

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Rockmanneo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cucks will never be angry.

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, it's all part of the act! The desperate act to get a mere 10% of the electorate out to vote.

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V_exodus 1 point ago +1 / -0

No he won't, except for faking it. This was the plan all along.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would he get angry? He's made millions of dollars, entirely legally, by having his wife collect commissions on media ad buys for his campaign.

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PartTimeHick 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's kinda hard to get angry when your lazy ass gets houses out of the deal. After all, presidenting is hard

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PShealy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only when people ask for refunds.

No refunds!

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last time california got him 800k house. What will this effort get him? And will they be able to pay?

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Yeti 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's calling Bernie's cuckness.

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Wagonwheel 1 point ago +1 / -0

No because hes in on it. Remember when he spilled for Hillary? Yeah, hes still her bitch.

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mikeroolz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't he always angry?

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Monzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump is fighting harder than Bernie is for votes--lol. We going to get more bernouts soon as a result?

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Hexagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the reverse also true I wonder... and if not, why not...