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PyroSphere 77 points ago +77 / -0

If Alexander Graham Bell had anticipated this, he never would have bothered.

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JokeBiden 34 points ago +34 / -0

the phone-bank meme is perfect because Biden is a PHONE-Y

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EuropeanPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bell already hated his invention, he thought it was a distraction. Imagine how he would have hated this. Imagine.

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King6of6the6retards 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look fat, here's the deal: people get the quote wrong more often than not, but can you blame them for not actually paying attention to what Joe has to say.

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rootGoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look: they're on the Phoney's phone bank.

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unicornpoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

Look fat and fartgate makes me laugh every time.

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nothingberg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Put the phone down, I'm challenging you to pushups

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DeusVultPepe 35 points ago +35 / -0

Well done! Take a bow, lad.

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Two_Scoops__ 28 points ago +28 / -0

woo wee the spicy shitposts here at .win are HOT HOT HOT

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CheckorHold 26 points ago +27 / -1

Listen, Fat, how about we do some push ups? Let's take this outside, you lying horse face pony soldier!

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Guruchild 16 points ago +16 / -0

You lying son of a bitch. Corn Pop was a bad dude. And, he ran a bunch of bad boys. The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass. I'm gonna... I'm gonna give you the whole load today. We hold these truths to be self-evident. Banning guns is an idea whose time has come. As I pushed through to the podium, I could hear people murmuring under their breath: 'There he is... goddamn Biden... kill the son of a bitch.' I liked to go at night when I thought there was a better chance of finding a fight. I was always looking for a fight.

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Stormysrectalseepage 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL I read this in Bidens voice.

The only thing that would make it better is if it ended with a "PERIOD"

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Recken 4 points ago +4 / -0

maybe throw in an 'anyway' somewhere mid-sentence.

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buco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or a "C'mon man," somewhere.

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ArchieInTheBunker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or abruptly stop mid-sentence as you lose your train of thought

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JimmyJames 3 points ago +3 / -0

Listen, fat. I took this copypasta over to the Bernie sub just now. Period. Let's see how long it takes them to ban me, like that time I got arrested with Nelson Mandela.

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astro_eng 22 points ago +22 / -0

They are blaming his stuttering, smh.

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Visceroth [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's ridiculous but gives me another meme idea.

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MawdT20 3 points ago +3 / -0

"President...my boss."

Lotta stuttering on that one.

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CountryState_of_Mind 16 points ago +17 / -1

OMG...."Listen, Fat"......best part of this meme!

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely correct. It is really the best.

And dang it all if they're not going to run this senile corrupt fool.. So we really have so much to look forward to. There is an endless rainbow bounty of future meme fodder. Just think, "Listen, fat..." could be topped!

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CountryState_of_Mind 1 point ago +1 / -0

So true...imagine Biden debating Trump on stage!!!!

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booblitchutz 16 points ago +16 / -0

You forgot “You should vote for Trump!”

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SwampSwan 12 points ago +12 / -0

This will definitely get me banned from twatter.

brb, takin' it over to twatter!

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Visceroth [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good luck!

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I couldn't log on to twatter earlier today. Kept timing out. Didn't bother to check if it was down across the board or just for me. I'll try again this evening when I get home.

"Cover me - I'm going in!"

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mightiest_m 6 points ago +6 / -0

Doctored Image!

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uvontheterrible 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm sure after they repeat it enough they actually start to believe it.

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BerniePanders 11 points ago +11 / -0

Holy shit how do you geniuses come up with these ideas

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Trump4a3rdTerm 11 points ago +11 / -0

His campaign events are remarkably low energy as well.

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Ozarkian 8 points ago +8 / -0

hot! hot! ... Too much spice!

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Lispychicken 8 points ago +8 / -0

I actually played the recent Biden audio about him endorsing Trump for someone today. Their reaction was part laughing, part head shaking.

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MAGAAllTheTime 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Dog-faced pony soldier #324 here. How much are you gonna give? No refunds.”

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BeefSupreme29 7 points ago +7 / -0

"No, Joe30330 isn't an actual place."

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JokeBiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

"JOEmentum" on display!

This is hilarious, thank you.

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inspir3dgenius 7 points ago +8 / -1

Listen, Fat! gets me every time

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dark_webdev 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL

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cook_does 6 points ago +7 / -1

"Listen Fat" is probably my favorite gaff next to the epic ballad of cornpop. He was going to say, "Listen Fat-Ass" and he had that moment of realization that that might not be a good thing to say, but he was already knee deep into what he was doing.

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JabbersInc 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO!!!! Soo true.

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nothingberg 5 points ago +5 / -0

We hole these druths to be self-elevendent

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you donate now, we'll send a free gift of 9 pushups and some rusty razors!

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RedStateRoughneck 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Look, Fat. You gonna donate or not?"

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busybeagle 4 points ago +5 / -1

Listen, Fat will always be my favorite.

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Hexagon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Especially once they realize that grandpa Joe has dementia. That is always hard.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

"No Joe hasn't fallen, and can't get up."

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Illuminaughtie 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh yezz

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's even sadder that these people have to spend their 15-minute breaks doing push ups

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rma92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, this is sadder than a room full of Bernie supporters.

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WheeeeeThePeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Bernie will not be the VP...perhaps the Treasury secretary though.

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mightiest_m 2 points ago +2 / -0

SPICEY! Top Kek

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PShealy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like a reverse suicide hotline.

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MichelleObamasBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha this is a great way to frame his gaffes. Stay tuned for a week from now when we have a fresh new round of gaffes to load into this meme format

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kramer: Jerry? I have an announcement. Your grandmother is on the line, and as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for fifteen hundred dollars!

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UpdootVeteran 1 point ago +2 / -1

Listen fat is now a regularly said thing in my household.

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Examiner717 1 point ago +2 / -1

Listen fat is the gift that keeps giving

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RamMan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Listen, fat...