Look fat, here's the deal: people get the quote wrong more often than not, but can you blame them for not actually paying attention to what Joe has to say.
You lying son of a bitch. Corn Pop was a bad dude. And, he ran a bunch of bad boys. The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass. I'm gonna... I'm gonna give you the whole load today. We hold these truths to be self-evident. Banning guns is an idea whose time has come. As I pushed through to the podium, I could hear people murmuring under their breath: 'There he is... goddamn Biden... kill the son of a bitch.' I liked to go at night when I thought there was a better chance of finding a fight. I was always looking for a fight.
Listen, fat. I took this copypasta over to the Bernie sub just now. Period. Let's see how long it takes them to ban me, like that time I got arrested with Nelson Mandela.
And dang it all if they're not going to run this senile corrupt fool.. So we really have so much to look forward to. There is an endless rainbow bounty of future meme fodder. Just think, "Listen, fat..." could be topped!
I couldn't log on to twatter earlier today. Kept timing out. Didn't bother to check if it was down across the board or just for me. I'll try again this evening when I get home.
"Listen Fat" is probably my favorite gaff next to the epic ballad of cornpop. He was going to say, "Listen Fat-Ass" and he had that moment of realization that that might not be a good thing to say, but he was already knee deep into what he was doing.
Kramer: Jerry? I have an announcement. Your grandmother is on the line, and as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for fifteen hundred dollars!
If Alexander Graham Bell had anticipated this, he never would have bothered.
the phone-bank meme is perfect because Biden is a PHONE-Y
Bell already hated his invention, he thought it was a distraction. Imagine how he would have hated this. Imagine.
Look fat, here's the deal: people get the quote wrong more often than not, but can you blame them for not actually paying attention to what Joe has to say.
Look: they're on the Phoney's phone bank.
Look fat and fartgate makes me laugh every time.
Put the phone down, I'm challenging you to pushups
Well done! Take a bow, lad.
woo wee the spicy shitposts here at .win are HOT HOT HOT
Listen, Fat, how about we do some push ups? Let's take this outside, you lying horse face pony soldier!
You lying son of a bitch. Corn Pop was a bad dude. And, he ran a bunch of bad boys. The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass. I'm gonna... I'm gonna give you the whole load today. We hold these truths to be self-evident. Banning guns is an idea whose time has come. As I pushed through to the podium, I could hear people murmuring under their breath: 'There he is... goddamn Biden... kill the son of a bitch.' I liked to go at night when I thought there was a better chance of finding a fight. I was always looking for a fight.
LOL I read this in Bidens voice.
The only thing that would make it better is if it ended with a "PERIOD"
maybe throw in an 'anyway' somewhere mid-sentence.
Or a "C'mon man," somewhere.
Or abruptly stop mid-sentence as you lose your train of thought
Listen, fat. I took this copypasta over to the Bernie sub just now. Period. Let's see how long it takes them to ban me, like that time I got arrested with Nelson Mandela.
They are blaming his stuttering, smh.
That's ridiculous but gives me another meme idea.
"President...my boss."
Lotta stuttering on that one.
OMG...."Listen, Fat"......best part of this meme!
Absolutely correct. It is really the best.
And dang it all if they're not going to run this senile corrupt fool.. So we really have so much to look forward to. There is an endless rainbow bounty of future meme fodder. Just think, "Listen, fat..." could be topped!
So true...imagine Biden debating Trump on stage!!!!
You forgot “You should vote for Trump!”
This will definitely get me banned from twatter.
brb, takin' it over to twatter!
Good luck!
I couldn't log on to twatter earlier today. Kept timing out. Didn't bother to check if it was down across the board or just for me. I'll try again this evening when I get home.
"Cover me - I'm going in!"
Doctored Image!
I'm sure after they repeat it enough they actually start to believe it.
Holy shit how do you geniuses come up with these ideas
His campaign events are remarkably low energy as well.
hot! hot! ... Too much spice!
I actually played the recent Biden audio about him endorsing Trump for someone today. Their reaction was part laughing, part head shaking.
“Dog-faced pony soldier #324 here. How much are you gonna give? No refunds.”
"No, Joe30330 isn't an actual place."
"JOEmentum" on display!
This is hilarious, thank you.
Listen, Fat! gets me every time
LOL
"Listen Fat" is probably my favorite gaff next to the epic ballad of cornpop. He was going to say, "Listen Fat-Ass" and he had that moment of realization that that might not be a good thing to say, but he was already knee deep into what he was doing.
LMAO!!!! Soo true.
We hole these druths to be self-elevendent
If you donate now, we'll send a free gift of 9 pushups and some rusty razors!
"Look, Fat. You gonna donate or not?"
Listen, Fat will always be my favorite.
Especially once they realize that grandpa Joe has dementia. That is always hard.
"No Joe hasn't fallen, and can't get up."
oh yezz
It's even sadder that these people have to spend their 15-minute breaks doing push ups
Yeah, this is sadder than a room full of Bernie supporters.
No Bernie will not be the VP...perhaps the Treasury secretary though.
SPICEY! Top Kek
Like a reverse suicide hotline.
haha this is a great way to frame his gaffes. Stay tuned for a week from now when we have a fresh new round of gaffes to load into this meme format
Listen fat is now a regularly said thing in my household.
Listen fat is the gift that keeps giving
Listen, fat...