You lying son of a bitch. Corn Pop was a bad dude. And, he ran a bunch of bad boys. The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass. I'm gonna... I'm gonna give you the whole load today. We hold these truths to be self-evident. Banning guns is an idea whose time has come. As I pushed through to the podium, I could hear people murmuring under their breath: 'There he is... goddamn Biden... kill the son of a bitch.' I liked to go at night when I thought there was a better chance of finding a fight. I was always looking for a fight.
Listen, fat. I took this copypasta over to the Bernie sub just now. Period. Let's see how long it takes them to ban me, like that time I got arrested with Nelson Mandela.
You lying son of a bitch. Corn Pop was a bad dude. And, he ran a bunch of bad boys. The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass. I'm gonna... I'm gonna give you the whole load today. We hold these truths to be self-evident. Banning guns is an idea whose time has come. As I pushed through to the podium, I could hear people murmuring under their breath: 'There he is... goddamn Biden... kill the son of a bitch.' I liked to go at night when I thought there was a better chance of finding a fight. I was always looking for a fight.
LOL I read this in Bidens voice.
The only thing that would make it better is if it ended with a "PERIOD"
maybe throw in an 'anyway' somewhere mid-sentence.
Or a "C'mon man," somewhere.
Or abruptly stop mid-sentence as you lose your train of thought
Listen, fat. I took this copypasta over to the Bernie sub just now. Period. Let's see how long it takes them to ban me, like that time I got arrested with Nelson Mandela.