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rma92 9 points ago +9 / -0

Front Hole!

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AnchorFrog01 54 points ago +54 / -0

Sally is almost 40. She bitterly resents her sister Maggie, a Trump voter who loves Bob, is proud of Bob, and had his kids. Sally thinks her reddit karma will care about her, and she is hoping everyone else dies of the Wutang.

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rma92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also her only friends are her 67 cats.

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Pats5x 5 points ago +5 / -0

And her Sterling and turquoise jewelery... And her 17 abortions...

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CJBarnacle 24 points ago +39 / -15

A woman's politics should be whatever her husband's is. If it's not, you've failed as a man.

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Breakfaststout 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well liberal women have already been calling for "sex strikes" against Trump supporters. So be warned.

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uzi5v2 3 points ago +4 / -1

I hope so because the other sentiment is not a good look for us.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a sexist. Men and women are not fungible.

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Melnibone 14 points ago +24 / -10

Yep. It means she doesn't trust her husband to make the decisions best for her family. She will leave given the chance.

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EmperorDonny 11 points ago +19 / -8

This is why people dont like us

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womp-womp-twice 1 point ago +8 / -7

TRTH HRTZ

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TheOutsider 3 points ago +6 / -3

Hey Melnibone, have you heard about this woman called Kellyanne Conway? Did she leave her husband? I can see stupidity is quite alive amongst people here. Politics will make your wife leave is quite ludicrous. Switch to Islam if you don't want diversity of thought from your wife. No two person are bound to have exact same politics on every issue, doesn't mean they leave their significant others.

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cara_c 13 points ago +16 / -3

Women are independent people with minds of their own. If you want a spouse who shares your political viewpoints, marry someone like that. The idea that the man is supposed to mold or dominate his wife into seeing things his way or he's not a man is disrespectful to both men and women.

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AlphaOverBeta -1 points ago +8 / -9

It has nothing to do with domination. It is about trust.

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zeuskabob 5 points ago +7 / -2

Your name is ironic there u/AlphaOverBeta

There are enough MAGA women out there for all us 'pedes. Find a woman whose politics are reasonable and have kids together. If you are trying to change your SO to match your political beliefs, it'll just result in pain for both of you.

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Harambe 1 point ago +2 / -1

It'll result in a closer relationship where you can share more without having to worry about crossing lines. That's what happened with my wife.

And yeah, I'm not going to get my wife politically involved so she can vote against me. LOL. She's voting with me or we have a problem - she knows I detest commies and has moved from acceptance to understanding lately.

Letting your wife vote for commie BS is the most simpcucked bullshit ever. Talk about things, and if she doesn't want to KAG, find someone who does. DO NOT PASSIVELY SUPPORT LEFTISM

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cara_c 3 points ago +7 / -4

You can trust someone completely and still disagree with him. Trust doesn't make a person into a mindless puppet without thoughts and observations of their own.

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AlphaOverBeta 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think you understand what I'm saying at all. A man who leads by the right example will have a woman who trusts him implicitly. You said "...the man is supposed to mold or dominate his wife..." and that makes me sad because it couldn't be further from the truth. You need to meet better men and I wish you the best.

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TheOutsider 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why can't it be that both have same ideology and then they get married instead of influencing each others politics? Also can't anyone be married to someone who doesn't have any interest in it at all?

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Harambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then you get the uninterested party to vote with you. 2 votes > 1 vote.

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MuadDon 14 points ago +15 / -1

Sally can always cut a check to the IRS if she wants more "govt services."

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RedBloodedFather 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course that check will always bounce trying to clear from Sally's account.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 13 points ago +13 / -0

I know a couple like this. They've been married for a long time.

We won't let them discuss politics in our presence.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

I also know a couple like this. How they manage to keep it together is a mystery, but the husband being a huge cuck certainly explains part of it.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's not the case in my example. He's the biggest Trump supporter I know, and isn't shy about it.

They just somehow manage to set it aside.

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Mona1950 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big Dick.

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Td1234 -5 points ago +3 / -8

Tribalism is bad

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RedBloodedFather 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dated a redhead liberal in my youth, married a dirty-blonde conservative. Couldn't be happier to have dodged that political divide bullet.

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LexiconDevil402 6 points ago +6 / -0

Socialism is a significantly more deadly virus than Corona. Stay away from those afflicted with it.

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6star_Gen_Washington 3 points ago +3 / -0

*damn commie hand.

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Pickles 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't really agree with this. Hear me out, because I'm not saying young women aren't smart, but they are bombarded by peer pressure, pop culture, etc. As they gain life experience they change more than men do. A woman's opinion on abortion changes dramatically the first time she sees the ultrasound of her 10 week old baby. Her opinion on welfare changes the first time her kindergartener gets head lice from the kid in class who's dirtbag parents live in a shit hole and dont have jobs. Most men on the other hand, we have the same political views that weve had ever since our dad told us at age 12 to "work your ass off everyday so you're not a broke, smelly asshole"

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americathegr888 3 points ago +5 / -2

Full retard unless Sally is non-white, because white women vote for lower taxes and capitalism at 70% rates.

It's "legal" third world invaders and minorities who vote for communism at 70-90% rates, folks.

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Melnibone 2 points ago +6 / -4

Sally = majority of suburban women

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americathegr888 9 points ago +10 / -1

Wrong. Unless Sally is non-white. White women vote conservative at 70% rates.

Legal immigrants and every single minority group, on the other hand, vote left for life at 70-90% rates.

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chinita_atx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bob is always right.

https://imgur.com/t1JAzhG

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rma92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Used to date a girl like Sally. I don't date her any more. I am like Bob.

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OfficerNasty 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Sally was married, she would vote for less taxes so her husband could make more money. That's why liberals hate the nuclear family.

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malooch 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're funnier than anyone in Hollywood I'm convinced of that

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Amway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bob makes it easy for Sally to vote. They use an absentee ballot that Bob conveniently fills in for Sally to sign.

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MainAd5 1 point ago +1 / -0

If my Baby don't love me no mo...................................Ah know her sister will! [ Red House Jimmy Hendrix ]

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Toughsky_Shitsky -5 points ago +4 / -9

Bob can still fuck Sally though, right? As long as he gits the hell out in the morning and gives her a ghost phone number?

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Freedomnc1776 -27 points ago +7 / -34

This isn't true. Go away troll

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uzi5v2 29 points ago +32 / -3

Ouch. Someone ended up with a Sally.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 16 points ago +17 / -1

Nah. That butthurt sounds like Sally herself.

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left_reddit_for_this 7 points ago +9 / -2

Bwahaha spot on 🤣

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tinkesquire 10 points ago +11 / -1

Sounds true to me!

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myswedishfriend 7 points ago +8 / -1

Imagine dating someone that you knew was going to cancel your vote.

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Harambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the biggest cringe thing ever TBH. So fucking simpy

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americathegr888 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're being downvoted but you are 100% correct. White women vote conservative at 70% rates.

It's legal immigrants and every single minority group who vote left for life at 70-90% rates.

Of course the milquetoast cuckservatives are too afraid of being called names by the left to admit reality.