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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 7 points ago +7 / -0

We all joke, but make sure you check your voting registration status, not only in your current state that you live in, but in others as well. This data analyst/Nurse practitioner from United Health Care worked on a project with me in our office and I got to know her pretty well. She is a democrat and voted Crooked but she is a great person and we had many debates/talks and she never got upset or reeeee'd at all. Anywho, she told me her son, who lives in RI, was also actively registered in Florida and North Carolina. The funny thing is she told me her family never lived in NC. The Dems cheat so fucking bad, it's the only reason they fight voter ID.

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UndeadRevolver 4 points ago +4 / -0

What, you'd rather die of communism starvation?

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Lincoln_Ford 12 points ago +12 / -0

I just got over the regular Flu this weekend. I had 2 days where I thought it would be OK if I died. Hopefully CV is more merciful.

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Kong2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had the flu last month and I was the sickest Ive ever been in my life. Personally I think that was the corona virus, you probably had it too since no one is testing for it. They just call it the flu.

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Lincoln_Ford 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's cool. I lived.

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Lincoln_Ford 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alex Jones, is that you?

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GlacialSpeed 7 points ago +7 / -0

High Quality Shit Post!

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The_Brian 7 points ago +7 / -0

You got me you magnificent bastard 'pede.

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h4b1t 5 points ago +5 / -0

top kek shit post my friend

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slickrock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fake news = "Corona Virus," instead of "Wuhan Virus."

Using the term, "Wuhan Virus" precipitates TDS.

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Survival_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha! Good one fren.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 4 points ago +4 / -0

AYYYYYYYYYYY I SEE WHATCHU DID THERE

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WinstonSmith1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stay strong, 'pede. You're not going to die this year:)

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cincydan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see what you did there....

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Mister_t 4 points ago +4 / -0

I kekked, well done!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

HIGH QUALITY shit post right here!

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Gmama2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bernie would have had a more diverse committee on Conavirus, AND everyone would have caught it while waiting in breadlines.

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should write-in the coronavirus

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Kong2000 1 point ago +4 / -3

What will voting Demo do to fix it? I dont understand this reasoning at all.

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Gilliais 11 points ago +11 / -0

Apocalyptic humor, fren. Dead vote dem.

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HillarysMingy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think OP is implying he will die from coronavirus and since the dead voat Dem, so will he.

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