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At Least We Don't Have Corona! (s01.geekpic.net) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by BowelSharpton ago by BowelSharpton +2522 / -0
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MAGAnic316 43 points ago +44 / -1

San Franshitshow

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comecoco 27 points ago +27 / -0

Brilliantly wicked!

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fthecoup 22 points ago +24 / -2

Right now, Jeffrey Dahmer ate more people than Coronavirus has killed.

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Whoopies_tds 9 points ago +9 / -0

And Chicago murder rate is still king

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HanAssholeSolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are 10 times as many Clinton deaths.

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McFatty7 20 points ago +20 / -0

Democrats: "Don't be corona-phobic, bigot."

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GlacialSpeed 13 points ago +13 / -0

High Quality Shitpost!

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BowelSharpton [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

This idea just literally just popped into my head. If I had the TECHNOLOGICAL expertise (and costly software) of Carpe Donktum I'd really be a force to contend with by gawd!

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

After Coronavirus runs its course and we call out the panic stokers for causing all this fear around us, they're just going to say "Well we just got lucky; it could have been much worse! And when the next virus comes along I'LL F***ING STOKE PANIC AGAIN!"

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MAGAbetterargument 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will there ever be a post-mortem on bad journalism? The answer is no. Why? Who is going to do it?

Spez: spelling

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Coronaphobia will be the death of us all!

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +8 / -1

When you come to San Francisco 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 Don't forget to pack waders in your bags.

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BowelSharpton [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

And look out for that San Francisco Treat (SPLAT). The Left: Turning Once Pristine and Beautiful Locales Into Absolute Shitholes - It's What We Do Best.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Step Poo, Leave Awesome Tracks

Some Pathetic Leftists Attempt Terrorism

Silly Pelosi Leads Alien Town

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maymay4america 7 points ago +7 / -0

out of the frying pan, into the fire. Those poor souls

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Glove Boat

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Staatssicherheit 6 points ago +7 / -1

I hope one thing the Trump team/Pence is looking at is cases like Typhoid Mary, the super-spreaders.

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree a thousand percent. Those who are either certifiably-infected or just 'feel sick' and intentionally go out and about to blast everyone in proximity should be imprisoned. Let's start by forcibly isolating Joe Biden.

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stepping_razor123 6 points ago +7 / -1

yOU trUmPTarDs arE SCiENcE dENiERs, theY wILL geT chOleRA!!!!

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BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago +2 / -0

What, no herpes? Thought it was a party.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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TRUMPwins2020kag 5 points ago +5 / -0

SPICY!!

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OrdusMaleus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh thats spicy.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Used to live in San Francisco. The worst thing about it is the people who live there because they can’t imagine living anywhere else.

“Sure I pay five grand a month for a rat-infested hovel, but where else am I gonna live? The rest of the country is a bunch of Budweiser-drinking cow fuckers who want to ban sex”. Ok bro.

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WeaponizedSmirk 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have the Bubonic plague. How fucking dirty are you to get to the point you have medieval diseases?

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Tranny_Fluid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't it typhus and not typhoid? Either way, quality post.

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BowelSharpton [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for bursting THAT bubble!! But you are correct and I am wrong - typhus is FLEA-borne, typically found in areas of horrifically bad hygiene, etc, whereas typhoid is FOOD borne typically. I should have just put "cholera".

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Tranny_Fluid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its all good, your name made me lol btw

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grizzlyyy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's so funny but sadly true.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably safer on the ship, lol

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Sf_2468 2 points ago +2 / -0

I told a friend that’s very concerned about corona virus that we probably encounter far worse disease on a daily basis just walking through our neighborhood here in SF.

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Kckroosian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needles & Shit California. Credit to Jericho Green

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