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grizzlyyy [S] 148 points ago +150 / -2

God help us all here in Commiefornia

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 56 points ago +56 / -0

Make California American Again

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JimDandy 20 points ago +20 / -0

I expect majory malarky with the current vote count.

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Viiiii 4 points ago +6 / -2

You are no patriot, coward!

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Pray4USA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thanks Pede! Don’t leave us!

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grizzlyyy [S] 51 points ago +51 / -0

At least bring some life boats for us conservative hold outs lol

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catbertz 28 points ago +28 / -0

I built my ark from plastic bags and empty liter soda bottles. It will hold my family and a few thousand shotgun shells. 🍺😂

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inspir3dgenius 18 points ago +19 / -1

BuT mUh OcEaN pLaStIcS

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patriotmaga 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm down with minimizing ocean plastics. Like the ozone, that's a real issue. However the US creates very little of said plastics. We don't have rivers flowing into the ocean, full of garbage. And the looney left feels good as they ban straws, but will defend China because speaking out against a repressive and corrupt dictatorship means you're "being racist". I literally had a lefty proclaim that criticizing China is racist, and I should be more accepting of minorities. Dip shit, in China, the Chinese aren't s minority!

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Morgoth 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you really wanna explode some lib brains tell 'em white people are a minority on Earth.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Chinese are a majority. Literally over a billion of them rofl

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grizzlyyy [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's go down to a homeless encampment and get the soda bottles we need.

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Lincoln_Ford 9 points ago +9 / -0

Make sure to drain the piss out of them first.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 7 points ago +7 / -0

I see those yellow filled bottles in the parking lot of my beautiful library. Thanks Newsom

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snowflake-feefees 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm laughing but I'm crying.

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goat_nebula 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make sure you get enough shotgun shells to propel the boat all the way to the mainland.

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westrock2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

The conservative all live inland, we’ve seen the vote maps. There is clearly no red on the beach front.

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9moreyears 13 points ago +19 / -6

Learn to Swim

TooL.

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grizzlyyy [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

THE END IS NEEEEAR

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BigMikesD 13 points ago +13 / -0

see you down in arizona bay

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grizzlyyy [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'll float down there on my turtle inflatable. Smacking the commies away with my pool noodle as I drift towards freedom.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 9 points ago +9 / -0

No way, Hawaii is too liberal. Put some English on the state by giving it a nice curving kick and send that bitch to Japan. They'll take care of these godless democrats real quick and probably send our land back FOB.

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the whole premise of a great punk rock song. It's also about how Hollywood peddles a bunch of bullshit and how sleazy the industry is. Whenever I hear stories like this, all I can think is "let California fall into the fucking ocean"

https://youtu.be/hhFvktaub7k

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's another great punk song which perfectly describes today's California.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ULy8zxj_Y

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SemperFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Learn to swim

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xdrunkagainx 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just donated $15 to Judicial Watch MATCH ME!!!!

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ilovebooks3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have been donating since February 2019.

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RickySpanish 4 points ago +4 / -0

If there is ANY way you could leave I'd do it sooner rather than later. It's just going to get worse. We'd have a better chance getting North Korea to MAGA than California...

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope this package of toilet paper makes its way to you well. Also encased is some contraband plastic straws.

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GeorgeOhwell 85 points ago +87 / -2

WHAT!?! Democrats doing unconstitutional shit you say!? Well, I never!

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grizzlyyy [S] 57 points ago +57 / -0

It's especially terrible in Commiefornia, they have nobody to oppose them. When the people voted heavily against gay marriage, they passed it regardless of the peoples votes. They do anything and everything they want. And these people keep voting for them.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 32 points ago +32 / -0

Not to mention keep stealing our gas tax from our roads to whatever dumbfuckery

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grizzlyyy [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

omfg don't even get me started. How many times have they done that now? 2 times? Maybe by the 3rd time the people will catch on to the fact that the money isn't going towards our roads like it should've the first 2 times. These people just love putting their hand back in the fire.

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556x45mm 10 points ago +10 / -0

Prop 13 didn't pass, there may be hope

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grizzlyyy [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Don't worry. They'll just say it didn't pass because of racism and then use that to justify it's implementation regardless. Then they'll take the money that's supposed to go for schools and use it to fix our roads, which is just fancy speak for give it to illegals for their healthcare, housing, and drivers licenses.

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556x45mm 14 points ago +14 / -0

^ this guy knows

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Whoopies_tds 4 points ago +5 / -1

Did you just assume xirs gender you fucking bigot?

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KAG4EVRodysseus11 15 points ago +16 / -1

as with all leftist shitholes, they have rigged it to be effectively a 1 party state.

so even though they have that Constitutional amendment that requires propositions with enough signatures get their own ballot spot, they have THAT rigged too - if any non-leftist approved measures pass, they simply have an activist judge strike it down as unconstitutional.

So heads they win, tails you lose.

Endless stream of leftist shithole-only legislation and enforcement. Welcome to liberal paradise!

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Whoopies_tds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Diversity is our strength says the 1 party commie state 👍

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SwampSwan 6 points ago +6 / -0

How sure are you that they're really being voted for and not that they're just stealing elections, commie-style?

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grizzlyyy [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think they found some in the trunk of a car.

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SwampSwan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah I remember that; same thing as in various elections around the country.

It's a commie calling card, so to speak.

Weird how they never find Republican votes in trunks of rental cars, in school janitor closets, etc.

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GordonBennet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit, I never would have guessed that. In Cali of all places.

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sunnyingreenfield 6 points ago +6 / -0

There was an interesting article posted here in the last few days positing that at least 5 seats (or more) could go back Republican/Conservative/MAGA this election. Mostly all seats lost in 2017/2018. Let's hope and vote, CA!

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grizzlyyy [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember something along those lines as well. We need every conservative and republican in the state to make their voice heard. Every vote counts when you put them all together.

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Mr_Beanths 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best part about this, is that the Dems over on redacted are saying the same thing about US!!

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whoscout 58 points ago +58 / -0

TL;DR: CA passed a law requiring quotas of females on the boards of directors of corps.

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anon1011101 24 points ago +24 / -0

"We don't think women are smart enough to achieve based on their own merit, so we're going to force you to hire them"

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GA_Pede420 7 points ago +7 / -0

But remember, you’re all beautiful, independent, strong women!

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zeuskabob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Women are no worse than men, but they need help to be as capable as men! No, we're not sexist, you're sexist!

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cgiles98 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thanks for the TL;DR!

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Breakfaststout 10 points ago +10 / -0

Feminists are like we don't need a male or anyone to give us a handout. Then a law is passed and feminists change their tune. "Well we will accept our false promotions since well its a law"

This is underlying communist theory right? Take from the productive to give to those who are the have nots? Our state is trying similar affirmative actions too and when the women fail they are giving them "promotions" (invented jobs) in government.

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ohiopede 3 points ago +3 / -0

So wait, they have a way to tell the gender for legal purposes now? How do they do it? By their own rules the gender makeup could change in the blink of an eye. Mintues of the next board meeting: secretary, please call the gender roll, lets see if we're legal today.

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neoPede 40 points ago +40 / -0

It really does suck to be stuck in California.

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grizzlyyy [S] 24 points ago +25 / -1

Yeah it does. I would be gone already but because of family passing I have acquired a lot of property and possessions that I couldn't take with me so I have to try and handle that before I can leave. I want to get out of here like the plague.

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556x45mm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Need to split the state up

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Cantshadowbanthemall 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every proposal would net 4 Dem senators

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rn10950 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even the original Jefferson proposal?

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Cantshadowbanthemall 1 point ago +1 / -0

The ones that get voted on all have lines that net Dem Senators. Iirc the Jefferson proposal got the lower Jefferson boundary pushed south enough to tip blue. Then there was the water issue

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grizzlyyy [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've tried so many times but it always fails. I think they started trying in the 70's and have been reanimating it from the dead every decade or so. Nothing ever comes of it though sadly.

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BlueCow2ElectricBoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm poor AF and I hate/love this goddamn state. The amount of coastal shit that's infecting the inland empire is horrid, but the more inland you go from the coast and border, the saner people are, minus Universities, of course. We're gerrymandered to shit tho, so our votes mean jack all.

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mercynurse 30 points ago +30 / -0

I’m so sorry this is happening to the once Golden State.

We will never abandon you, Calipedes,

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ZOANOM 3 points ago +3 / -0

That totally gave me hope too. There are still a shitload of pedes stuck here. We gotta fight.

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catbertz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underground railroad 2.0? Oh I'm sorry, is that racist?

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Cantshadowbanthemall 25 points ago +25 / -0

We need a constitutional amendment to make politicians liable for the constitutionality of the laws they sponsor

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 22 points ago +22 / -0

Knowingly passing unconstitutionally bills into law ought to have impeachment and removal from office as a consequence.

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Isolated_Patriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

It is. It absolutely is. Here's the problem: the people with the powers of impeachment are the ones that pass the unconstitutional laws.

When the rats band together, they can eat the lion in his sleep.

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jgardner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alter or abolish.

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undercovermaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

did Newsom himself say that it was unconstitutional? there's a big difference between him saying it and it being obviously unconstitutional.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 2 points ago +2 / -0

CA legislature impeaching a Dem? You serious right now?

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Cantshadowbanthemall 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wait, isn't huff post all female? Should I apply on legal grounds?

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grizzlyyy [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

But you're a male. You embody all of the evil in the world so it's justified. reeeeeeeeeeeee

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catbertz 4 points ago +4 / -0

My cock has a vagina. You have to love me or I'll sue.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 13 points ago +13 / -0

California Democrats are used to having their way in the courts. That's how they overturn ballot measure outcomes that they don't like.

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MythArcana 10 points ago +11 / -1

First they killed off jobs with AB5 and now they're kicking men out of corporations so that feminazis can run the show. I'm just going to leave this here...

1 Timothy 2:12

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anon1011101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nothing ever good comes from female diversity hires in positions of power. They ruin workplaces.

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RlzJohnnyM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fitton needs to read his piece before going on camera

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Potsieramirez 5 points ago +5 / -0

God bless Fitton

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SoYuge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mr. Fitton would you be interested in being Attorney General?

Let's make this happen. fuck the bullshit.

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WarioFan76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh boy, another bullshit law passed by the Democrats in California so need to throw out the baby with the bath water thread.... Us Calipedes need the rest of you to stand with us, but if you just want throw us away because our state government is full of a bunch corruption then may the devil take you....

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

We aren't throwing you away. But, you Calipedes need to get your butts out and get involved in politics and go vote in every election on every level. Outsiders can't do it for you. There were good results in the voting, so keep it up.

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daomino 5 points ago +5 / -0

The far left sees people as representatives of their gender and skin color, not as unique individuals. They are openly racists and sexists.

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nocrazies 5 points ago +5 / -0

CA, is literally a burning pile of sheet.

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Greatest_adventure 4 points ago +4 / -0

They haven't yet learned that all their Trump-hate statements and resolutions mean nothing!

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slimcoat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lots of highly paid men gonna start identifying as female. It's what I'd do.

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Breakfaststout 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can just see the corporate board room now...."Which one of you is going to step up and identify as female so we can be compliant and move on?"

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Jcholl9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time to recall the Governor and reform California's election crap!

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NonyaDB 3 points ago +3 / -0

Conan the Legal Barbarian is on the warpath. Awesome.

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coolguy4242 3 points ago +3 / -0

What was the law?

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makemyday007 3 points ago +3 / -0

So the men just say they identify as women. Problem solved.

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kamakura7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Newsom is such a mess. probably would've kept on passing protest-legislation like this if Trump hadn't called him out on California's homeless problem. now, apparently, it's all hands on deck. Pelosi and Newsom always touting these progressive values while they bus homeless out of SF and into other states and call it a day.

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need a ReConquista for California!!!

Take back Cali from the heathens!!!!!

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SemperFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dems signed the Unconstitutional Obama Care in 2010. Any accountability? Nope, in fact the champion of that nonsense, Newsomes relative Pelosi, is speaker again. Passing unconstitutional legislation should be grounds for immediate removal.

Waiting with baited breath to see the repercussions of this.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

California is lost, there is no hope for that place. We need patriots here in AZ, all the other transplants keep moving in and voting blue.

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FuckU/Spez 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish... we have a lumber tax too, so too expensive to build lol

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bubadmt 1 point ago +3 / -2

We need to build a giant rotary blade, and saw California off of the map and let it drift off into the Pacific.

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ive heard that islands with too many people could capsize...

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