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grizzlyyy [S] 148 points ago +150 / -2

God help us all here in Commiefornia

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deleted 59 points ago +60 / -1
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ProdigalPlaneswalker 56 points ago +56 / -0

Make California American Again

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JimDandy 20 points ago +20 / -0

I expect majory malarky with the current vote count.

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Viiiii 4 points ago +6 / -2

You are no patriot, coward!

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Pray4USA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thanks Pede! Don’t leave us!

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deleted 23 points ago +34 / -11
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grizzlyyy [S] 51 points ago +51 / -0

At least bring some life boats for us conservative hold outs lol

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catbertz 28 points ago +28 / -0

I built my ark from plastic bags and empty liter soda bottles. It will hold my family and a few thousand shotgun shells. 🍺😂

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inspir3dgenius 18 points ago +19 / -1

BuT mUh OcEaN pLaStIcS

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grizzlyyy [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's go down to a homeless encampment and get the soda bottles we need.

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goat_nebula 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make sure you get enough shotgun shells to propel the boat all the way to the mainland.

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westrock2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

The conservative all live inland, we’ve seen the vote maps. There is clearly no red on the beach front.

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9moreyears 13 points ago +19 / -6

Learn to Swim

TooL.

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grizzlyyy [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

THE END IS NEEEEAR

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BigMikesD 13 points ago +13 / -0

see you down in arizona bay

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 9 points ago +9 / -0

No way, Hawaii is too liberal. Put some English on the state by giving it a nice curving kick and send that bitch to Japan. They'll take care of these godless democrats real quick and probably send our land back FOB.

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the whole premise of a great punk rock song. It's also about how Hollywood peddles a bunch of bullshit and how sleazy the industry is. Whenever I hear stories like this, all I can think is "let California fall into the fucking ocean"

https://youtu.be/hhFvktaub7k

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's another great punk song which perfectly describes today's California.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ULy8zxj_Y

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SemperFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Learn to swim

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xdrunkagainx 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just donated $15 to Judicial Watch MATCH ME!!!!

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ilovebooks3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have been donating since February 2019.

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RickySpanish 4 points ago +4 / -0

If there is ANY way you could leave I'd do it sooner rather than later. It's just going to get worse. We'd have a better chance getting North Korea to MAGA than California...

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope this package of toilet paper makes its way to you well. Also encased is some contraband plastic straws.