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slickrock 6 points ago +7 / -1

Members of the Wuhan Virus task force hold a press briefing...

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wu-Flu

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here in Norway my neighbour had to be quarantined in his house because he had been to Singapore. Meanwhile his kids and wife is not quarantined.

Tell me how that makes sense?

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, if you think that the politicians are as evil and corrupt as DC politicians, it does make sense.

They own road toll companies and force private citizens to pay it, its insane. Imagine if you were forced to but Jeb!'s guac bowls everytime you went to the grocery store

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gawd-emperor 3 points ago +3 / -0

100%

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BidensLeftNut 6 points ago +6 / -0

They shouldn't be in the same room together, in case one does get infected, the other will need to perform. It's like the sole job of the vice president.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

And to cast the tie breaking vote in the senate.

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MoscowCommie 10 points ago +11 / -1

There's like 2 dozen almost identical articles up that just say Trump has failed for not handling 500 people getting the cold.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 0 points ago +1 / -1

30 people died in three months!!!

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MoscowCommie 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've seen this movie too many times.

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Wintergreen 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's very reassuring to watch these press conferences. Mike Pence has been a steady hand so far. There have been a few snide remarks from late night comedians, but so far they haven't landed on a criticism of Trump about this that has any bite. Lots of Internet comment trolling though. Don't worry about them, guys. More than likely foreign opposition.

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Mintap 13 points ago +13 / -0

Biden can still have his campaign rallies because there is not a risk of many people showing up.

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barcodez 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’m so confused. Can’t we just declare the U.S. a “corona-free zone” and protect everyone?

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Maga_hat45 2 points ago +2 / -0

First we need The government to buyback all the assault coronas

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BidensLeftNut 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/testing-in-us.html

We've been testing at 10x the normal rate for almost a week now.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

In China the police are welding the doors shut of peoples residences, so it kinda has to be worse than what people say?

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Mintap 5 points ago +5 / -0

Note: Biden and Bernie are closer to the average age of Coronavirus death than Trump is.

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Untred_of_MAGAtown 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just got back from twitter (would not recommend) and the MAGA cuckoldry is on full display.

Take note of the phony Trump supporters who are only riding Trump’s coattails for their own clicks.

Cernovitch, Miles Ian Chong, all the TPUSA teens who are too shy for “onlyfans.” They’re all dissing on Trump right now trying to stir up drama and expand their brand.

Deliberately misrepresenting his tweets for their own gain.

Never forget.

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Ax0r 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck Cernovich, that guy is complete cuck.

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Jcholl9 5 points ago +5 / -0

CNN Breaking News!

Has the President been tested?

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awooo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe we should start a rumor that he is being tested, because he visited our southern border, where corona virus infected illegals are streaming across our border. Know what I mean pedes?

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Jcholl9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds good! I say it's time we stop playing nice and it's time we get our hands dirty...

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Mintap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Notice that a handful of the peanut gallery all had that same stupid question ready to hurl almost as if it was coordinated.

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No_Fun_Allowed 12 points ago +12 / -0

Seriously, could any rational person look at senile pervert Biden and worthless fake commie Sanders and believe that either one of them have the ability to manage something like this?

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45isthebomb 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tucker went all Oh My God. The virus is real tonight! My wife and I have decided we're taking a two week self quarantine from all news channels, except here.

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Drdonaldjtrump1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

Glad they mentioned protections for people who can't go to work, but cant afford to miss it. That's my main fear, losing my job or my pay, because im sick, or because work isn't safe

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Jcholl9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well this is good news!!! I'm happy we have Trump at this time in this timeline we created together!

https://coronavirus.gov

Meanwhile the Governor of New York declares a state of emergency...

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stepping_razor123 4 points ago +4 / -0

you mean she would be getting chucked in a van like a side of beef?

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trump2twenty20 1 point ago +1 / -0

its not just the elderly who can die either. the doctor who discovered it on 30th December died a week or two later.

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chuckachookah 4 points ago +5 / -1

You see if We have this under control then the Democrats and their allies in the Fake News will have nothing to make an epidemic of.

Dontchaknow anything that is good for America is bad for the democrats.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 7 points ago +7 / -0

This. The dirty dems are the party of fear. Every talking point out of their mouth is to encourage fear. They can't win with their message and econmoic policies so they have to try and scare people into joining them

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chuckachookah 5 points ago +6 / -1

And, it’s been this way since the 80s. It will be this way until the party is driven from the public square.

Sadly, the replacement will be further left nutbags that dumbass Republicans will try to negotiate with. But, you don’t negotiate with terrorists trying to dismantle the country from without, why negotiate with people who want terror and mayhem from within?

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roberto 4 points ago +4 / -0

I made the mistake of browsing thru the coronavirus sub to see the status of things... welp they made it political with just a bunch of Trump bashing and "see this is why socialism is better!" posts. Just another sub that r/politics leaked into

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mae_daisy 3 points ago +3 / -0

These comments are all gold. God, I love this timeline!

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doodaddy 17 points ago +17 / -0

I like how professional journalists are taking pictures with their phones. Like it's a cheap concert.

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Rookie_2 28 points ago +29 / -1

There is a HUGE effort from Shartblue shills (now American Independent) and similar organizations to paint Trump administration as ineffective and/or late in taking action. /pol, Youtube, comment sections of anything you can imagine are flooded with the same narrative.

Seems the left wanted Trump with a bullhorn on the steps of WH yelling Repent! The last day is coming! or something of the sorts. Only to accuse him of fear-mongering next day. That did not happened, so now they're pushing the other side of the coin.

This global outbreak is a direct consequence of globalism, mass migrations toward Western Hemisphere of populations with 18th century hygiene and dubious culinary habits so much touted by the "science" and travel TV channels.. WHO kept sides with China not asking for a total ban of travel out of there. Pandering for weeks to declare a pandemic even if it was clear after South Korea what was going to happen. They watched Italy unfold for ONE FREAKING MONTH only to see today that bumbling idiot affirmative hire from WHO uttering the P word in his broken English.

On 31st of Jan (1st case in Italy that day) the travel ban from China was adopted coming into affect 2nd of Feb. Foreigners rejected, citizens forced in quarantine for 2 weeks.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/china-travel-advisory.html

From this point, little could be done inside US without a major impact on everyone life. Imagine putting a major city in quarantine when only few cases are present. Or banning flights. Or grabbing people China style and throw then in the back of a van. Or arresting the ones who broke the quarantine or willingly went around knowing they were exposed (which should be done btw to discourage others). The MSM would cry literally Hitler 24/7.

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 2 points ago +2 / -0

EXACTLY

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DarkRiver 3 points ago +4 / -1

Well said Rookie

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mikejones [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

What's worse is leaders in other countries getting it.

Trump needs to be careful. People have it and don't show symptoms.

2020 fight is huge. Deep state, big tech, coronavirus

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leaders who may need to escape justice by offing themselves but blaming it on the virus instead perhaps? 🤔

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stepping_razor123 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fantastic post but you wrote one thing that was waaaay off. 18th century hygiene? WTF man! ??? They have more like Sea Peoples (1000 BC) hygiene habits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Peoples

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think you can bring down the entire Bronze Age civilized world if you're spending all your time slurping raw bats, which is to say, you haven't gone back far enough. And if you go further back still, you're going to reach tribal nomads with a rich oral legacy of survival wisdom; I don't think they were boiling toilet grease stew, either.

Basically, modern China--the product of dozens of apocalyptic events, starvation heaped on starvation--is presumably without, or nearly without, precedent with regard to their "unique culinary/hygienic traditions". I sympathize, but also, what the fuck guys get your shit together and stop rubbing raw offal garbage on your faces.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +3 / -1

China is the dirtiest place I've ever seen. Sure air pollution, but all the waterways in the town I stayed in were green, trash everywhere, people hack massive loogies all the time, infants wear pants with a split in them rather than a diaper and just drop shit and piss whenever, they piss on everything and shit in the street. No wonder the Wuhan Flu is so bad there.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +3 / -1

My bro said every restaurant had flus and roaches!

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thingaboutarsenal 1 point ago +2 / -1

The big WTF moment for me is that they give you boiled water at restaurants. Not tea, just the hot water. It's because there's no guarantee water from the tap is potable. They told me not to accidentally drink shower water.

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VirTW 41 points ago +42 / -1

It's hilarious how the cable networks have their own doctors who just happen to think differently from the doctors in the white house press briefing

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

They do the same thing with lawyers.

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Marshall 13 points ago +13 / -0

They all say the same thing. Orange Man Bad. The end is nigh. Everything will destroy mankind. And that's a good thing.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rush today played a clip of Eric Holder and Stephanopoulos (sp) with one of them saying "Trump won't be able to hold his rallies. He won't be able to see the adulation from his supporters. This will torment him, since he is already so alone." It's kinda hilarious.

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Wrexxis780 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are probably a Doctor of philosophy or some shit like that.

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Techrev 21 points ago +22 / -1

I just walked by a tv with CBS news running... South Korea has set up traffic checkpoints as 'testing stations', where they swab everyone's mouth as they are driving to work in their cars... Probably collecting DNA on every citizen. Apparently this is 'genius', and Trump can learn something from them >.<. It's really bad. I had to leave the room.

Everything is about how much Trump can learn about how other countries are handling it. And they all have these cute little visuals with fatality rates... With the same types of percents they use in their political polls. It's ridiculous.

Since there is no way to know exactly how many people actually carry the virus - most probably just fight it off without even having any symptoms - there is no real way to know 'fatality rates' of a virus like this. Those numbers are, 100%, made up, and useless.

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The_Last_Stand 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like the 98% chance Hillary was going to win.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sounds completely insane.

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DarkRiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't they call Trump racist for taking action early on. These hacks on TV should give us a break. Their dream of seeing this economy tank so bad like Maher crying for recession WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Pepe economy is ultra strong

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Stormysrectalseepage 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol can you imagine the outcry of "FASCIST DICTATOR!" if he did this

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

TAKE OUR GUNS AND COLLECT OUR DNA OR UR FASHIST!!

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johnbillaby 9 points ago +9 / -0

One of the very many problems with the left. They'll goad you into responding in a way that they seem to like, then they'll instantly turn on you. I hoped that the internet would help with this, as everyone is entirely on an easily accessible record, but unfortunately half of the country does not give a shit about what people said 1 month ago, unless they're not a cancerous leftist.

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Feelsgoodman 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol ~ just realized their perpetual antagonistic responses to everything remind me of those "Choose Your Own Adventure" books! Choose to close the borders ~ racist! Choose to assuage the general public on the verge of panic ~ you're not taking it seriously! Reeeeeee!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. This is why you never bend the knee to them. Stand your ground and tell them to fuck right off.

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Stormysrectalseepage 10 points ago +10 / -0

So true. That's why you NEVER give into them. EVER. It will only make them hate you more and make them more crazy with their demands.

As for the internet not helping. It really doesnt help when many people are headline readers and dont really dig for information anymore. Nobody has an attention span.

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45forever 33 points ago +33 / -0

Each day I think I couldn’t hate the press more, yet, inevitably I do.

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Maga_hat45 9 points ago +9 / -0

Coronavirus.gov

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stjdalen 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fake News is a disgrace

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covert_genitalia 26 points ago +26 / -0

These lines of question are nothing more than thinly veiled attempts for a soundbite to sow further panic and discord among the American people. Enemy of the people. Asshoe.

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Hexe 16 points ago +17 / -1

Kind of ironic that the guy that writes for Playboy looks like a fat piece of shit.

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thuggishruggishtrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Playboy is still a thing? Who the fuck reads that shit?

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ElectricChad 11 points ago +11 / -0

But his tweets are hurting my fee fees!

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stjdalen 17 points ago +17 / -0

"All of the journalists in the room". Pence is savage

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donix2010 15 points ago +15 / -0

What’s with non-sense questions from the media shills? It’s always about Trump. Trump. Trump.

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thuggishruggishtrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

The MSM has Trump's cock so far down their throats they're literally gasping for air at this point while he continually cums.

Fucking cretins.

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Denvertick 8 points ago +8 / -0

TDS

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Hexe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cunt

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ElectricChad 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was talking about deaths not people who contracted the virus. Fake news twisting Trumps' words again.

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Greatest_adventure 9 points ago +9 / -0

My Trump-hating liberal neighbor claims that the coronavirus will bring a 'silver lining' to expose how incompetent Trump is and cause his chances for re-election to tank. Have to counter this BS fast.

The team needs to emphasize that the TESTS ARE NOT EFFECTIVE UNLESS A PERSON IS SYMPTOMATIC. These people have been fed the garbage that everyone should be tested to rule the coronavirus OUT, instead of to detect positivity.

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stjdalen 19 points ago +20 / -1

Why is it that dying from the flu is not a problem to the Fake News, only corona

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well this shit comes from China, and Wuhan which is where they do all their China version of CIA experiments. So in two years we're probably gonna see a big spike of people being sterile or some shit due to this virus. Agenda 21 people.

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Whoopies_tds 13 points ago +13 / -0

Or Chicago murders....

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frombeyondthegates 9 points ago +9 / -0

No shit. 20,000 dying from a seasonal flu, meh...but omgcoronavirus!!

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stepping_razor123 10 points ago +10 / -0

Same reason they don't pay attention to forest fires unless they are in California, the Amazon or Australia.

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mercynurse 15 points ago +15 / -0

Our news people are very disrespectful to all the people on stage right now

All the media need to be tested right now because they were in the room with Trump

Media is Asshoe

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mikejones [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

People working around the clock and media says they're still not doing enough. Unbelievable

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Muh cruise ships! FFS people need to keep living their lives.

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ElectricChad 16 points ago +16 / -0

No, Trump isn't going to stop doing rallies you cuck.

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AbrahamLincoln 16 points ago +16 / -0

Muh rallies! FUCK OFF, ROBERTS. We'll have rallies if we want, and you can eat shit.

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dem clown show have been running from state to state have these hacks asked the DNC to suspend their activities. Enemy of the people

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stjdalen 16 points ago +16 / -0

So Fox News now want Trump to stop having rallies

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calvinb1970 9 points ago +11 / -2

but want Bernie town halls

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine!!

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johnbillaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only the dumb half of the country falls for our press's bullshit anymore. It's still 150 million people being morons though.

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frombeyondthegates 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% right.

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JBlaze056 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Paul (snek) Ryan formula for GOP success

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AbrahamLincoln 16 points ago +17 / -1

The market shit the bed today over OIL, you dense motherfuckers.

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johnbillaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's Trump's fault too!! Why'd he make the oil price go so low!? Nobody likes that!

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VirTW 4 points ago +5 / -1

If the media cares so much about who has the virus, the media themselves should be tested before they are let into that room

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Hexe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Level of respect by profession broken down:

Prostitute > Actor > Journalist

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stjdalen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fake News is out of control. They should have the daily taskforce briefing without the Fake News

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stjdalen 6 points ago +6 / -0

CNN faker Kaitlan Collins

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Badass Ireland Ambassador in the house!

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ElectricChad 7 points ago +7 / -0

But muh stock market! It will go back up. The idiots on Twatter are blaming Trump for the crash.

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ElectricChad 11 points ago +13 / -2

500 cases in the entire country. That is no pandemic.

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RahkeemTheMachine -1 points ago +5 / -6

It’s nearly impossible to get tested for it. There’s probably tens of thousands of cases right now

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Slick_Willys_Willy 1 point ago +2 / -1

I wouldn't be surprised if it's over a hundred thousand.

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Ifififififokeydoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably 100 million.

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Feelsgoodman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. It only takes one infected dumb ass not following CDC recommendations to self-quarantine.

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JBlaze056 8 points ago +12 / -4

I already died from net neutrality and Paris climate accord.

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ElectricChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

But the fake media said there wasn't enough testing. I'm glad to see them stepping up with nursing homes as well.

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AbrahamLincoln 6 points ago +8 / -2

WTF is the point of testing, when the treatment is exactly the same as the flu.

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ElectricChad 2 points ago +4 / -2

Exactly. As long as people follow precautions and common sense it will cycle down just like any other virus.

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Feelsgoodman 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn it... & I really enjoy picking my nose at every opportunity.

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Doolimite 10 points ago +10 / -0

Futures in the green. That’s my President

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Johngalt 6 points ago +6 / -0

stopped looking after the bloodbath i took today - Thanks for the heads up - just checked - GREEN GREEN GREEN

Everyone has been saying what can the FED do - Well looks like GEOTUS listed out a number of things that have people excited - I think you will see America First tax breaks - hotels (in the states) Airlines (continental flying) Payroll tax cuts -

Will the Dems really try and stop these from happening (sure they will)

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Buce-Nudo 15 points ago +17 / -2

"The average age of death is 80." And only 26 dead.

Tell that to Tim Pool. "Experts Warn Coronavirus Could KILL 80 MILLION, Globalization Is COLLAPSING Due To The Pandemic." And: "Expert Warns Coronavirus 'Most Frightening Disease' Ever Seen." Give me a break, beanie boy.

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Fremium2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

"btw check out my sponsors...."

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MondayCoupleIsDead 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tim is Captain Clickbait on this one. Shit, he even shilled prepper meals at one point. Most of his videos have that sensational title but then he always walks it back during the video. He knows this isn't the plague but he needs those views.

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Fremium2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's supposed to be a "journalist", but he just sits there and reads mostly Daily Mail articles.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 13 points ago +15 / -2

No one thinks 26 will be the final death count and he didn't say it would be.

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SirVilhelm 11 points ago +13 / -2

Literally no one thinks that

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Stormysrectalseepage 7 points ago +7 / -0

"It's Complicated"

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stjdalen 12 points ago +12 / -0

The task force is going to talk for an hour. Did you expect POTUS to stay and listen to that

He already said he's holding a press conference tomorrow

Getting into a fight with the Fake News in front of the task force would be the worst possible scenario

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Stormysrectalseepage 15 points ago +15 / -0

What would you have him do that would constitute "bold action"?

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stepping_razor123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did anybody catch about the Canadians on the cruise ship, are they being quarantined in the USA?

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stepping_razor123 8 points ago +8 / -0

thank you. I'm Canadian. I think I would have asked if I could stay in the USA lol.

spez: Shit they are dropping them off about 50km from my house. Thankfully it is mostly cow pastures and forests between there and my home but the last time they dropped off people from Wuhan at CFB Trenton the quarantine area was less than robust if you know what I mean? Even our quarantine areas are liberal.

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AbrahamLincoln 19 points ago +20 / -1

Can anyone explain to me why Playboy has a WH press pass?

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MuadDon 0 points ago +1 / -1

You should read about Playboy and it's past bc it's pretty interesting. It was an "important" rag for a long time. The magazine isn't just full of naked chicks.

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Because they're better journalists than CNN?

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AbrahamLincoln 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's not saying much. My dog is a better journalist than CNN.

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LtColVindmansVagina 2 points ago +3 / -1

I took a shit in the woods last week and only had some newspaper on hand to wipe with. When I was done it looked like better journalism than CNN or NYT tbh