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Swampy 25 points ago +25 / -0

Net neutrality repeal did me in. Sry cannot participate in any future dooms. Moose out front shoulda toldya.

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realJohnMiller 19 points ago +19 / -0

You're lucky. Tax cut killed me.

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Swampy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Forgot about that one..... that's twice now.

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Scumbag-reddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was one of the 170 million lost to gun violence since 2007.

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Wulfschilde 7 points ago +7 / -0

You guys lasted a long time, I died after Trump started WWIII.

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Banick088 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, how did you guys survive the roaming Nazi’s that killed us all off in 2016?

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UltimatePistachio 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm useless too because I already died from SARS/swine flu/avian flu.

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Wrexxis780 23 points ago +23 / -0

Since any number above 20 for a cause of death is now important, how about we start talking about other things, like Trans suicides, or speaking against the Clintons.

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PoohClimbsTrees 18 points ago +18 / -0

Or killing babies.

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Wrexxis780 10 points ago +11 / -1

How the hell did I forget about that...

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Irish_Wolfhound 2 points ago +2 / -0

More people have died from having information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

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OnlyTrump20 21 points ago +22 / -1

Obama used to say that more people were at risk from a slip and fall death in their bathroom than from a terrorist attack.

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BillionsAndBillions 19 points ago +19 / -0

He worked very hard to change that.

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stonetear 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie didn't fall on his own.

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bakerlevi [S] 12 points ago +14 / -2

People who compare covid-19 and the flu with terrorism and car accidents remind me of people who don't have a point but want to sound like they have one.

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thewordwolf 5 points ago +7 / -2

Your propensity for anything of and related to panic still disturbs me.

But wonder of wonders, are we actually in agreement on something for once, Neon Wolf?

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Wulfschilde 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wolf team assemble!

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bakerlevi [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

What is a 'neon wolf'?

Is that some sort of faggot inside joke?

Your propensity for making a fool of yourself is clear for all to see.

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thewordwolf 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok, sure.

Play stupid. It's par for the course with you.

Hey, how correct was your god Q about ol' trusty Sessions,, hmm? I guess President Trump endorsing his opponent is all part of THE SCA.... er... PLAN, eh?

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bakerlevi [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Ok, sure.

Play stupid. It's par for the course with you.

Hey, how correct was Q about ol' trusty Sessions,, hmm?

You keep posting this drivel as if you have already proven your fake news narrative correct.

YOU HAVE NOT.

They are ACTING.

Sessions cannot be regarded as a close ally of Trump given that a crap ton of indictments in the unsealing pipeline were sealed by Sessions.

You have NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

YOU'RE A SHEEP. ASLEEP. OBLIVIOUS.

Sessions:

  1. Ended the slush funds at the SD.

  2. Ended the Child trafficking lanes. This alone is INFINITELY why Sessions is a patriot. This alone refutes your entire stupid narrative, and there's lots more.

  3. Signed off on the massive remove/replace operation at DOJ/FBI.

  4. Appointed John Durham as US attorney on Oct 28, 2017, the same day Q started posting on 4ch.

I guess President Trump endorsing his opponent is all part of THE SCA.... er... PLAN, eh?

YES IT IS YOU MENTAL LEPTON.

WAKE. UP.

https://qanon.pub/?q=Sessions

Q is not "God" you straw manning projecting loser. Q is a military operation.

We are WINNING.

You and your fake news false idol Gods are LOSING.

TRY HARDER.

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thewordwolf -1 points ago +1 / -2

lol

Ok. I called this! The Q tards are picking the nonsense BS narrative of Q OVER the obvious, plain spoken, and completely transparent words of the President.

Let that sink in.

Qtards STILL think ol' Trusty Sessions is part of the plan.

Cognitive dissonance much?

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bakerlevi [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

lol

Ok. I called this! The anti-Q tards are picking the nonsense BS narrative of fake news OVER the obvious, plain logic, and completely anticipated ACTING of the President and Sessions.

Let that sink in.

Anti-Qtards STILL think fake news is correct.

Cognitive dissonance much?

Here is POTUS doing yet another air-Q, and mentioning "within 50 feet" which is 17 yards.

Cognitive dissonance much? https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status/1237840034289483776

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thewordwolf 0 points ago +1 / -1

TRIGGERED!

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sun_wolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don’t be surprised when the Wuhan Flu turns out to be a slightly more advanced version of the “Russian Collusion” hoax. And remember, a lot of people fell for that one when it started too.

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RIPIsaacKappy 9 points ago +9 / -0

HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER DO YOU HAVE?

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THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! DOUBLE IT!

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Wulfschilde 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have like 400 Costco water bottles.

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CoupCoupKaChew 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fever for the flavor of a pringle = death

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No_Fun_Allowed 8 points ago +8 / -0

WHY ARE YOU HERE READING THESE COMMENTS?! YOU SHOULD BE SELLING STOCK AND HOARDING TOILET PAPER!!!!

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RapidAsparagus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like someones secretly looking to buy up stock in a toilet paper company.

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GinaDraconi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why are people hoarding toilet paper? Isn't Covid-19 a respiratory illness?

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RapidAsparagus 3 points ago +3 / -0

They just haven't announced the climate change carona virus connection yet. Once they do, it will be Trumps fault for not signing on to the Paris Accord.

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orcwordlaugh 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just smothered an elderly woman with my N95 mask for the last roll of toilet paper, what more do you want?!

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Rubberbunnies 5 points ago +5 / -0

So they want us to panic like our house is on fire... again. Same commie shit, different decade. Again and again and again.

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MainAd5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just turn those accursed tools of the devil off!

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cajun_robear 2 points ago +2 / -0

I panicked for about 10 seconds last Thursday. Then I found my phone.

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's OK, I bought toilet paper before this whole things started.

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womp_squared 1 point ago +1 / -0

What exactly is panic going to do for me? If I get it, I get it. There is literally no way for me to prevent it if it is going to happen. Anyone that falls for the media BS is an asshole.

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wheredoiputmypenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

So corona virus is not a flu-like illness then? Is this lady saying it should be in the 'terrorism' category then?

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Irish_Wolfhound 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except they're both diseases and literally have similar vectors of infection so they're in the same category.... retard.

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Fozra_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except both are infectious illnesses... what else are we supposed to compare it to?

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ChuckedBeef 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wilt you dumb ass, you are one of the people who downplayed terrorism in the name of tolerance and in the interest of resisting Donald Trump's policies. What you're doing now is no different. STFU and go shoot some hoops.

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bakerlevi [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

You really suck at shilling.

  1. "you are one of those people who..." = argumentative fallacy.

  2. "resisting Trump's policies" = double fallacy, straw man and falsely presuming the opposite of what I am saying is consistent with Trump's policies. You don't see Trump panicking like you are, do you?

  3. "Go shoot some hoops" = obvious bait.

Go back to plebbit where panicking sheep are welcome you low IQ grifter.

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