"They're Dog faced Popcorn Soldier banana patch gummy bears... and They are by far the best senate candidates running for Vice President. I know we can only re-elect Trump.. I'm here to say that other thing. you know the one... I like ponies. and my leg hair... and... ohhh. is that a 6 year old girl over there? I'll be right back... hey little girl..... sniff sniff fondle fondle... oooohhh. smells like strawberries."

--Joe Biden in one of his more clear and understandable moments