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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wuhan virus scaring people into using paper ballots? Xi is boosting our election security!

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runonce 6 points ago +6 / -0

I usually never leave the house 'till noon but I'm up at the crack o' dawn just laughing my ass off at the thought of this old white guy with white hair showing up at the polls in a German sports car (just like Bernie) and casting another overkill vote for TRUMP in Missouri. Happy to do it. Proud to do it. THE SALT MUST FLOW!

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SimplePede 3 points ago +3 / -0

The floor's salt, the ceiling is salt the walls are salt, the air is salt

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Margeshrimpson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Warren prolly has a meme for that.

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Tyrant597 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please, Mr. President! We're winning so much! There's so much salt, and the demand keeps growing! Please! We're not yet tired of winning!