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CerebralPimp 59 points ago +59 / -0

That’s... that’s just brutally clever!

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 22 points ago +22 / -0

This was awesome. All the raghead derka-derka invaders running away. The person who came up with this plan is a Greek modern hero.

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snuggs316 38 points ago +38 / -0

clearly, the greeks are honorary pedes. these folks have had enough of turkey's bullshit/threats.

i wish we could send them all pepe tees.

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NotProgCensored 21 points ago +21 / -0

The Greeks might have had sympathy at one time but enough already. Go north, south or east, anywhere else but just go.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 36 points ago +37 / -1

In the UK they sentence you to prison for this and place you amongst the highest Muslim inmate population to let nature take its course.

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NWAttitude 12 points ago +12 / -0

What did Pershing do?

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krzyzowiec 27 points ago +27 / -0

Moslems will not eat pork believing that no one could enter Paradise if there is even the smallest amount of swine flesh in their bodies. Knowing this, the General first ordered the firing squad to shoot large hogs. After they skinned the swine, the executioners rolled their bullets in pork fat and passed fat through the barrels of their rifles while the condemned watched. As each condemned terrorist was executed, his corpse was wrapped in hog's skin and buried on the spot. The entrails of the swine were dumped over the corpse before the grave was covered. Three of the convicted Amalekites were released to take the news back to their Islamic Communities. That ended the Islamic Jihad in the Philippines.

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ergert5 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just beautiful. Savage as hell.

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Rubberbunnies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, creative!

The truckers running the Calais gauntlet in Europe are smearing pig fat on their trucks to stop roaming gangs of migrants from attacking them. I think this is going to get crazier for us before it gets better, and I wonder if I should find some pork product to invest in.

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AlteredBeast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad mindanao among other parts are rebuilt. Need the General again.

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MichelleObamasBalls 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think he was the guy that wanted to bury pigs with all dead Muslims.

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based_trekkie 23 points ago +23 / -0

Time to Grease the skids away from those 72 virgins, BWAHAHA!

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HumbleMemeFarmer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, with lard!

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polish_snausage 16 points ago +16 / -0

Beautiful!!

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TrumpSteak 12 points ago +12 / -0

Man the Pork Chop cannons, boys!

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MythArcana 12 points ago +12 / -0

Arm the Ham Trebuchets! Deploy the Bacon Canons!

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

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ImperialxWarloed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Alexios I, Michael VIII, and Constantine XI would like to know your location.

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

bana konumunu gönder

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grenades_and_ham 10 points ago +10 / -0

Look at the parasites run. Glorious!

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NotProgCensored 9 points ago +9 / -0

Works for me.

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TrumpsWall 9 points ago +9 / -0

While I love this story, I’m wondering how one collects pig urine?

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NotProgCensored 14 points ago +14 / -0

These aren't free range, grass feed pigs for Whole Foods. They're raised in pens with runoff systems to keep the pens cleaner.

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SpaceForceMilitia 9 points ago +9 / -0

Told the pigs the Fence was San Francisco.

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Gigamonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's not just urine either. I would imagine it's shit piss fertilizer and when it's sprayed is the smell is horrible. Horrible is not the right word. It's all senses onboard crazy, make you run and hide nasty.

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +1 / -0

With that comment i have yet to stop laughing! I worked a pig farm in my much younger days. And yes, the spray is a fermenting 'stew' of pig 'leavings'. And YES, your last two sentences are CORRECT! Most the case if its a hot day! Such a Great Idea! Now the Muzzies cannot touch the fence till after the next rain!

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is called a hog lagoon. The excrement and urine are collected into lined pits so it doesn't get in the ground water. It is a huge issue environmentally. Most states in the US, in the south at least, won't let you build any new hog lagoons due to the environmental impact.

If you've never smelled it, you can't describe it to someone. It is a worse smell than you can possibly imagine. Modern chicken coops are a close second. You can smell either of them a half a mile away in a car with your windows rolled up.

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TheRealBarron_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who was that general we had that wanted to drop pig corpses on terrorist territory? We should do that

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grizzlyyy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beautiful

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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, it's better than bullets I suppose. They probably mad

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AsSeenOnTheNYT 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair Turkey doesn’t want these people either

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Mrdumbass97 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody:.................. Greek farmer: oik oik motherfucker!