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JamesSunderland 15 points ago +15 / -0

The Salt Avalanche is coming. You thought last Tuesday was bad...

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boxmakingmachines 6 points ago +6 / -0

Humorously enough, I have seen some BernieBros double down once again after last night.

Apparently at some point in his speech, Comrade Sanders knocked over a water bottle, but managed to awkwardly catch it before it hit the ground. This is somehow conclusive proof that his health and his reflexes are excellent, and surely neither Drumpf of Biden could accomplish such a feat.

I wish I was joking. I really do.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would think as a Communist he would develop cat-like reflexes in order to steal from others without being seen. Kind of like "The Flash" when he runs. ;)