My favorite, from "The Expendables 2"
Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra, and after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
This joke was reportedly chosen by Chuck's wife to write into the script.
Bonus: Chuck reads a list of Chuck Norris jokes:
My favorite, from "The Expendables 2"
Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra, and after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
This joke was reportedly chosen by Chuck's wife to write into the script.
Bonus: Chuck reads a list of Chuck Norris jokes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQmPMZeN7JQ
Chuck Norris threw a grenade. It killed 50 people ... and then blew up
Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal had a fight. It ended when Chuck punched Seagal in the stomach and pulled out a cheesecake.
What’s the difference between Chuck Norris and hand sanitizer?
Hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of all bacteria...Chuck Norris kills 100% of anything he wants to!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Anyone can divide by zero. The true feat would be to come up with a valid result. 😃
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Brokeback Mountain actually refers to the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' back yard.