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Rock_Flag_Eagle 28 points ago +28 / -0

Pony Dog Face? Wait, what state am I running for senate in?

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Bob383 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lying dog faced pony soldier

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Musicbymuzak 8 points ago +8 / -0

Horse's patootie! Full of malarkey!

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KAGAnoRINO 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just turn on the record player!

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stratocaster_patriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hey look me over and tell if you like what you see or I'll warp this chain around your head.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 14 points ago +14 / -0

And no dates until you're 30!

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RiverFenix 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shouts at young woman walking with her mother across the street

"HEY! NO DATES UNTIL YOU'RE 30!" -homeless Joe

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 12 points ago +12 / -0

"HEY, I WORKED FOR BARACK AMERICA! I used to be the Vice, uh, uh, oh YOU KNOW THE THING!" - also homeless Joe

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Musicbymuzak 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I like what I see, can I keep what I see?

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'll have to ask my sister......er...I mean my wife right over here.

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SwampSwan 9 points ago +9 / -0

All the States. You're running for President of the Senate States, Joe.

Stop asking every 45 seconds Joe, it makes you look like a senile old pervert who sniffs roaches, damn. Just damn, Joe.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 7 points ago +7 / -0

I should put ya'll back in chains...

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SwampSwan 6 points ago +6 / -0

A 6 ft. length of Pool Chain?

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

This Biden gonna put y'all back in chains, vote for the other Biden!