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If Abrams ends up as sniffin Joe’s VP pick I think we all know how that conversation will begin
posted ago by HillaryHasNoDick ago by HillaryHasNoDick +19 / -0

“Look fat....”

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– worksofozymandias 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clean, bright and articulate?

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– BasedofAce 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Listen fat..."

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– MAGA_MAN92 4 points ago +4 / -0

"nobody NEEDS that much space between their teeth. So I challenge you to a push up contest with roaches. See my leg hair?"

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– SigourneyPodgorny20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking LOL...the original post made me laugh but this comment wins! Nice job, sir!

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– MAGA_MAN92 3 points ago +3 / -0

DID.YOU JUST.ASSUME.MY.GENDER!?!!...well you were right...but ReeeeEeeeEeeEEEEEEEEEeeeE! anyway!

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– SigourneyPodgorny20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Yes I did. Look, fat, you wanna go outside and do some pushups?!

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– MAGA_MAN92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes I do. I have blonde leg hairs and when the kids jump on my lap they learn about roaches, and I tell them, your a lieing dog faced pony soldier! I told that bad dude corn pop now I'm telling you!

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– SigourneyPodgorny20 3 points ago +3 / -0

We can only reelect trump!

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– MAGA_MAN92 3 points ago +3 / -0

[biden busts a blood vessel in his eye]

I'mma Obiden-Bama guy, re-elect me to Senate.

This is all hilarious lol. He has so many gaffes to make fun of

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– SigourneyPodgorny20 3 points ago +3 / -0

[turns away from audience]

Don't vote for me. Vote for the other Biden!

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– 556x45mm 3 points ago +3 / -0

This killed me

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– MAGA_MAN92 3 points ago +3 / -0

You made it longer than i. I died when they repealed net neutrality.

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– HillaryHasNoDick [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am fucking dead holy shit lmao

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– MAGA_MAN92 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really shouldn't have said anything about it but she has enough money to get em fixed and yet she waddles around with em looking like that.

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– OinkB1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fat chance

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– MAGA_MAN92 2 points ago +2 / -0

[puts his wife's finger in his mouth]

No malarkey!

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