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posted ago by 2Scoops +61 / -0
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KuzoKevin 6 points ago +6 / -0

The "kitchen Steve" thing is actually believable, at this point.

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lion_streezus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whole thing believable.

Crowd speaks in echoes.

Joe unfurls his lips. His teeth shine unreal and wrong, kept strong from biting wifely fingers.

How does Bernie want to pay? With Malarkey Money.

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thelastlast 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I had a bully named Kitchen Steve and he stole my legs for a long weekend" why did I die laughing

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lion_streezus 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Did I cry? NO!"

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Scent_O_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kitchen Steve was a bad dude!

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lion_streezus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have ... have we reached peak linguistics?

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liberalfetchmycoffee 1 point ago +3 / -2

Kek