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TheSwiftPepe 88 points ago +88 / -0

Reddit wiill ban you for calling xit Jessico.

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bill_in_texas 65 points ago +66 / -1

Sorry, Jessicx.

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Necrovoter 55 points ago +55 / -0

Jessican't

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Haasmaster 28 points ago +29 / -1

Jessknockitthefuckoffyouhaveadick

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gawd-emperor 16 points ago +17 / -1

Dickssica

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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GrimCovfefe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dicksucka

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pray_for_kekistan 5 points ago +5 / -0

champion

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Oda_nicullah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jessicawaxmyballsyoubigot

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Racerspuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

nice

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude is neither a transsexual nor a girl. He's an XY male who's a weak-kneed floppy sissy-boy.

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Fredo_Cuomo 14 points ago +15 / -1

Reddit will ban you for being a fucking white male

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pray_for_kekistan 10 points ago +10 / -0

For sure. they'll fucking ruin your shit! They'll fucking throw you down these stairs like a fucking punk

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wax my mustache, bigot.

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TrumpsWall 27 points ago +27 / -0

I feel like trannies aren’t what they used to be in the 80s. I guess the millennial trannies are just lazy.

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SordidPontification 34 points ago +34 / -0

Low-effort transgenderism.

Which basically means it's a dude with earrings.

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SwampSwan 16 points ago +16 / -0

..and an over-abundance of soy.

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

A little gel and cucked twinkle in my eye annnnnd done

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Crackcrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I have the beerflu and I just coughed my brains out. Thanks pede.

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rollo51 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. Demanding that something be called "normal" does not make it so. "Normal" is, well, the norm, i.e. what is most common or most expected (in this case well over 99% of the time). "Normal" is men being men and women being women, and anything else is abnormal.

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bh506407 7 points ago +7 / -0

lmao first thing i thought when i saw xirs upper lip

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LugNuts 6 points ago +8 / -2

The is Steven Mnuchin, prove me wrong.

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SalParadise711 4 points ago +5 / -1

Against the grain

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jerryriggs1 94 points ago +94 / -0

Is that a dried testicle hanging from it's neck?

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grenades_and_ham 33 points ago +34 / -1

Hung like a field mouse.

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Fredo_Cuomo 10 points ago +11 / -1

It's*

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Necrovoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gone-Nad

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Brownwaterboys 10 points ago +10 / -0

kek

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the kidney stone xer pissed out of her female dick from all of the alcoholic sugar xer's consumed to cope with the fact xer will never be a real woman.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 80 points ago +82 / -2

Jessica has lunch-lady hair.

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Major_Nutt 39 points ago +39 / -0

I feel bad for all the shitty lunch lady stories I see. The lunch ladies at my highschool were all grandmas and were amazing.

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Brownwaterboys 15 points ago +15 / -0

kek

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AT_Finn 15 points ago +15 / -0

Paid all that money to transition into the lunch lady. 🤣

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the funniest part. These trannies all think they look stunning and brave but in reality they go from looking like semi-normal dudes to the ugliest looking women imaginable. Yet they think they pass. My local grocery store has one who is a dead ringer for Quagmire's dad. He ain't foolin' nobody.

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pictureBigger 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's a hair hairnet

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 11 points ago +11 / -0

Make me a sloppy joe, bigot.

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Fredo_Cuomo 8 points ago +9 / -1

He nicknamed his boy clit Sloppy Joe

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PaigeAshley 79 points ago +79 / -0

Ew. Bro just be satisfied with the gender you are. Don't try to to hijack mine!

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 22 points ago +22 / -0

*OURS comrade bleep bloop

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CmonPeopleGetReal 19 points ago +19 / -0

Gender appropriation

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SordidPontification 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey now, maybe it's a underlying physiological condition. He could just have very weak legs and is looking for an excuse so he doesn't feel he needs to stand up to pee.

Just kidding. It's not even a mental disorder. This is just attention-seeking behavior so he can feel special and unique.

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 57 points ago +57 / -0

Wow! I'd never have guessed it was a tranny if it hadn't said so! So stunning! So brave!

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SilverStarv5 33 points ago +33 / -0

Not enough tranny fluid in this one

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 16 points ago +16 / -0

Needs to top if the resivoir for sure

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

He just looks like one of those losers who spends all their time and money playing those toy soldier games in comic book shops.

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fdagasfd 47 points ago +47 / -0

I'm 99% sure this is a Kids In The Hall character...

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NvJohansson 15 points ago +15 / -0

My Pen! Is Canada's very own version of Office Space's Swingline stapler.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 9 points ago +11 / -2

Jenny and Jenny Sizzlah!

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AT_Finn 32 points ago +32 / -0

You'll never be an anime girl

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BIDENSACPADDICT 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well he has a dick so he's like 80% of the way there.

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SheepleMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Neither will any girl, which makes it doubly ironic

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Am I kawaii, senpai?

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Futanari would disagree

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

But that's girls with dicks

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

probably what this Jessicx thinks it is

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outlyingspine 29 points ago +30 / -1

as a real Jessica, I wish they would all stop choosing my name. What is with that? There are enough Jessicas

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buco 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just call xir Jess the mess.

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AT_Finn 5 points ago +5 / -0

A pig in a wig

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merrygowrong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe-Sicka.

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should all choose the name "Uniqua" to highlight their uniqueness as well as their dedicated lack of imagination. Paradox!

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love your ABB song 👌

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought I wasn't going mad. It seemed like it was a huge trend for all the tranny males to pick Jessica for some reason. Apparently whatever causes the attention-seeking behavior or mental disorder(s) also reduces creativity.

Mind you, the last one who was "creative" is still putting an awful lot of effort into destroying the open source community with the "ethical coding" bullcrap.

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superalienhyphy 23 points ago +23 / -0

PROGRESS

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Chalwa222 12 points ago +12 / -0

BROGRESS

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Awilen 2 points ago +2 / -0

PRO-GRAISSE

(French for "pro-fat".)

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goodbeerbetterviews2 22 points ago +22 / -0

Bahaha I straight up saw this mentally ill specimen like 5 seconds ago....Jesus Jessica.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 20 points ago +20 / -0

What is with the disgusting greasy hair?

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cara_c 12 points ago +12 / -0

Top stylists don't recommend walking around looking like a homeless person. If your hair is at the stage where it looks like you're wearing a grease cap, you're going to have bite the bullet and shampoo before styling.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top kek

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Bigus_Dickus 6 points ago +6 / -0

So when do you wash your hair? I am not "Jessica"-level confused but a bit bewildered.

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wash my hair every other day. Greasy hair might be easier to style, but it's disgusting to touch.

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a dude who uses hair products (not guido-level hair product use, mind you), I can't say I've ever had that much trouble with washing every day.

But I'm also moderately germophobic so there's that.

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BladderBeerPoopin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ass lube. The epitome of convenience.

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vitaminc 20 points ago +21 / -1

ANOTHER MENTALLY ILL VICTIM OF BULLSHIT SCAM BERNIE

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

NO REFUNDS

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xiao_maga_part2 5 points ago +5 / -0

This person should be in counseling not posting disgusting selfies on social media.

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is English your native language? You have a weird way of spelling forced labor camp, just sayin'

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vitaminc 1 point ago +2 / -1

SHHHHHHHHH THAT ISN'T UNTIL AFTER WE INSTITUTE REAL SOCIALISM

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Hey_thisnomypee 19 points ago +19 / -0

Mental illness is sad.

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BladderBeerPoopin 9 points ago +9 / -0

But sickeningly entertaining at times. Like a fiery dumpster train, jumping the tracks.

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marvin_nash 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could this person every work in a normal workforce? I doubt it

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triforce28 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why is xir wearing a hairnet in the car

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Brownwaterboys 14 points ago +14 / -0

I dont see a woman, just a dude with a mental illness...and possibly a mutilated penis.

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Bob383 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not that I would know for certain, but there’s no way xe got the bottom surgery before top surgery. Xe most likely still has a penis.

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SheepleMaster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bernie has the trans vote all sewn up

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't sewing this one up be rather antithetical to the intent?

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Assuming it doesn't get tossed out.

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Bigus_Dickus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are we making a tater salad joke or a corruption joke?

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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Get-schlonged 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jessica’s got a raging boner for Bernie

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nazereth1 9 points ago +10 / -1

Fucking yuck.

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SpezDispenser 2 points ago +2 / -0

...and what if you're wrong? What if somehow, someway Bern gets through? We're Fucked. At least Pedo Joe will be completely ineffectual for 4 yrs. (Worst Case.)

Im not hedging my hopes on this nation staying in tact on the hopes that there's more hardworking Americans than welfare loving parasites.

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Grady_Wilson 7 points ago +7 / -0

When are we going to stop rewarding and encouraging mental illness?

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ironically, when we grow enough balls to stop it. We have all the power we just don't do enough of the right things.

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habitathoney 7 points ago +7 / -0

She looks like a man

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Whoopies_tds 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s Jake Jessica from Statefarm

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why was it necessary to make Jake, from Statefarm, black when the original popular character was not?

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Stormysrectalseepage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because they are WOKE AF brah

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blackwashing

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DtotheD 7 points ago +7 / -0

ive said it once and ill say it again; the people that post these "i voted for benie" selfies are the most beta sad looking people ive ever seen. I dont spot a bit of pride, work ethic, or sense of personal responsibility.

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pat, is that you?

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johnbillaby 6 points ago +7 / -1

These folks are all sad disasters. We should stop attacking them when Bernie's out, out of pity.

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AT_Finn 10 points ago +10 / -0

They are sad disasters, but they are also fucking up our society with their nonsense.

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johnbillaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also some of them might vote for Trump to fuck over the Democrats if we're not so cruel. They are disasters because they were raised poorly, nobody chooses their parents.

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Mythologick 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why has society allowed these weird fucking morons to infiltrate it?

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Nicholas 6 points ago +6 / -0

But...it's a man. Like, an actual man. They didn't even try to look like a woman. Watch them still get mad about being misgendered.

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Hillarysudders 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mentally ill people shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

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Zytos 5 points ago +5 / -0

just fuck my shit up fam

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

First in line for Bernie's private Puppet Show

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DonTread 5 points ago +5 / -0

mental illness

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why didn't "she" shave? Gross.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on... This one's not even trying to look like a girl!

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Don-O-Mite 4 points ago +4 / -0

That dude thinks its a girl? He needs to try a fucklot harder than he is.

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r2d2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Crocodile Dundee wouldn’t even have to do a ball check on that dude... For fucks sake, if you’re mentally ill at least put some effort into the work.

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Psilocybik 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at this fucking freak. Sanders can have them.

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jason73ug 3 points ago +4 / -1

that is a nice 5 oclock shadow you have there jessica

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ImWithHearse 3 points ago +3 / -0

“We can do this”

Meaning that both he and Bernie can pee standing up.

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AslanFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Concupiscent...well, I learned a new word today and wish I hadn't.

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wut is this? Trans girl? Haha

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basedtexapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remember to replace "trans" with "not," and then it all makes sense.

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Bunkerbaby 3 points ago +4 / -1

That is a man

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spiritfortrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

ew.

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Dave___Smith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking EW

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calvinb1970 3 points ago +4 / -1

My what a manly looking woman.

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TenFeetHigher 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only womanly man I want is Lauren Southern.

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lmao 0 points ago +2 / -2

The only thing that makes him look female are the earrings... which ironically offends a lot of liberal men that wear earrings I guess.

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Hillarysudders 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s Micheal Bolton from Office Space!!

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ToTheRescues 2 points ago +2 / -0

That 5 o clock shadow tho...