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PewPew_ThaDuK 25 points ago +25 / -0

More like, they don't want anyone to watch lol

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Kolyada 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't have a live audience for any of them and your mic gets cut off when your time is up.

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MythArcana 14 points ago +14 / -0

That works out great because nobody's watching anyway.

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NoStumpyTrumpy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh we are watching, it's a hilarious train wreck.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Our best fighters against the Wuhan Flu are....The two oldest people in the contest. One which is still recovering from a heart attack and a senile old man who occasionally misinterprets his wife's finger for an ice cream

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treefiddyseven 7 points ago +8 / -1

Or for his sister's finger.

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Vilath 10 points ago +10 / -0

More like they won't have time for push up contests with the audience!

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 10 points ago +10 / -0

DNC has already sent Biden the questions in advance

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bobama 8 points ago +8 / -0

Doesn’t matter, he can’t even read off a teleprompter anymore without making a gaffe.

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TheDonaldVET1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Woooooo! I'm one of the first to comment....let's see what fact should I bring up?......oh I know. Bill Clinton is a rapist infowars.com

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck it, just put Biden and Bernie in a room together with a straight razor and a length of chain and let them re-enact the Corn Pop saga.

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sketchy_at_best 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make sure the razor blade has been in a rain barrel though, that’s key.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 4 points ago +4 / -0

i wanted to see some stealth pedes attend. :(

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

They also announced some last minute set changes - there will be NO American flags or lights on the stage. #DebateInTheDark

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 senile retards dreaming about going against chaos actual... even vh1 has more realistic dramas

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

If people won't curtail going out to events, they will be cancelled, leaving nowhere to go except the park.

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ClarenceBeeks 2 points ago +2 / -0

They couldn’t fill the seats. So obvious

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