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2nimble4cucks 187 points ago +188 / -1

They were bragging about the uptick in active users. Not sure they realized everyone is showing up to watch the meltdown.

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fuqdup 53 points ago +53 / -0

LMAO!

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MAGA2016TX 37 points ago +37 / -0

LOL I was there watching the meltdown live.

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PraiseKek420 30 points ago +30 / -0

Was awesome to watch. Commented you aren’t winning and got banned 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone should start r/Sanders ForVicePresident and start convincing them that its time to accept the inevitable and begin taking orders from JoePedo.

The DNC will make sure Bernie never has a chance.

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JCTheConqueror 9 points ago +9 / -0

I check it for this very reason.

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Meatbank84 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was absolutely there for the meltdown. Also to stir the pot by upvoting and downvoting infighting.

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Wrexxis780 82 points ago +82 / -0

Im almost tempted to go there and start inflaming things. If this truly goes poorly for Bernie, they pretty much are stuck with revolting like they said they would, or being spineless cucks and getting back in line to vote for Biden.

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artarioustgat 81 points ago +81 / -0

Bitch ive BEEN inflaming things. I keep asking the mods if they are going to give out a flair for "Fucked TWICE by the DNC"

They never respond though.

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TheHonestLion 63 points ago +63 / -0

"A woman fantasizes about being raped by three men at once, I fantasize about being raped by the DNC three times." -Bernie Sanders (Probably)

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fusreedah 15 points ago +15 / -0

This requires its own post.

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RighteousViolence1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Their lack of response tells me wires are crossed or something of the like preventing your message from reaching them... better continue asking.

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Brocklanders 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love it. Sharing everywhere.

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CommiesEatBugs 27 points ago +28 / -1

Bruh I get like one or two accounts banned every week. Just today I got a permanent suspension for asking Gallowboob if he remembers raping me in the comments of one of his posts

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MAGA2016TX 9 points ago +9 / -0

Excellent work

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BuffaloReaper94 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is some brilliant shit.

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Razeontherock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those t-shirts rock!

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MoscowCommie 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Joe Biden sub. Is hilarious. Top posts with 3 comments

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funqueybusiness 10 points ago +10 / -0

Been doing that undercover for about 5 months now. Some days my brain goes to mush, but I continue to remind them how the DNC is fucking us and we should start a 3rd party.

It’s amazing how receptive they are.

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Gonzo262 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the key. Get an alt account and then keep posting about how they will keep screwing over the revolution as long as they can keep winning with plutocrats. They love those big words so just think of it as talk like a commie day.
"The entitled corporatist cabal running the Democratic establishment are exploiting the the people. Only by bringing down the Democrat party's patriarchy can we establish a new socialist utopia. They have to lose so we can win!"

Oh they love that shit.

"By losing spectacularly to Dumpf this year the progressives will be positioned to sweep the entire government in 2024. Losing makes us stronger! Defeat is victory!"

Yep I read 1984, back in 1984, and unlike the morons over as SandersForPresident I recognized that it was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

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funqueybusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha dude. I’m balls deep in commie propaganda. I may need to be deprogrammed come November, but I truly feel like I’m doing God’s work!

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Brocklanders 7 points ago +7 / -0

I went in there with my hazmat suit on as i didn't want to get salt in my eyes or smell body odor when i told them that because of Bernie's increasingly racist supporters i will vote Biden in the primaries, then Trump 2020.

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fusreedah 7 points ago +7 / -0

The sit in the basements telling everyone to support Sanders, feeling that makes a bigger difference than just one vote, so don't go outside to vote.

Their revolution will be the same.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 36 points ago +36 / -0

Reminder: to the left, salt is a way of life

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1776ThereIsaidIt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Salt Life

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 35 points ago +35 / -0

Cheer up Bernie Bros, an even more elderly Bernie will be back in 2024 to extract money from you stupid commies to eventually just transfer to the DNC's war chest with a little left over for Bernie's home renovations.

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BaldyGull 10 points ago +10 / -0

War chest. More like a squabble purse.

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Brucesky420 6 points ago +6 / -0

At this point he'd be an idiot to not try and funnel more money from these idiots. And I wouldn't blame him one bit - plus I kinda want him too. This dumb communists need to be separated from their money anyway

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Ralphtherobot 31 points ago +31 / -0

They've suspended posts.

They can't even right now.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 31 points ago +31 / -0

Looks like there's a small helping of "NeverTrump" cucks on SandersForPresident who say shit like "Hardcore Conservative here. But after watching this Town Hall on Fox, I’m BEGGING you all to vote for him to get the nomination. I absolutely love this guy and know dozens of republicans ready to vote for him over Trump."

Vote for Bernie Sanders over Trump??? What the fuck kind of "conservative" would vote for a man that openly supports Communism? TDS is one HELL of a drug...

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cjcivicx [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

The kind that don't exist...

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LORD_RM 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hah I read that one, they have TDS but when they said they knew a bunch of people who would do the same I knew they were full of shit.

It’s hilarious on the sanders for president sub tho. They know in their heart of hearts Bernie is going to lose to Biden who will be absolutely annihilated by the GEOTUS and there is NOTHING they can do to stop it

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Brucesky420 9 points ago +9 / -0

That "fox town hall" post is purely astroturfing. I'm sorry but no boomer watched that and went "ya know this communist is pretty cool after all!"

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Sentinel41992 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Walsh. That's the only one I can think of. Heck, that comment probably WAS Joe Walsh.

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Meatbank84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Likely a shill bot npc

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chim_richels 25 points ago +25 / -0

Actual quote from Sanders sub tonight:

"I mean I'm already demoralized. I never drink and all I can think about is how soothing fireball is.

My life will still be in poverty under Biden. I will still have no health care. I got no way to pay for any bills. I can't afford most basic things. I hate it. I'm only 21 and I feel like I'm fucking 50 dealing with shit like the planet ending in half a decade.

And Biden will do nothing, cause while I'm white, I ain't rich. I hope moderates get put into poverty with me. They really don't fucking get what it's like to vote for survival itself. I hate this, I've hated life, and I fucking hate the US I live in."

Top kek.

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Sky_RPL 23 points ago +23 / -0

Can't afford the most basic things -> Can afford booze to cope with a presidential candidate losing a popularity contest.

Yep, this checks out. Confirmed bernie bro.

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Ishaye 6 points ago +6 / -0

As the stupid fuck posts from his newest smart phone. Commies are dumb.

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Meatbank84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably has full arm tattoo sleeves too

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cjcivicx [S] 11 points ago +13 / -2

If that’s true that person needs to go ahead and end it already. What a fucking loser.

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Drunkard 10 points ago +10 / -0

I got a hearty chuckle out of that one as well.

Their attitude is really incredible to me. It's as if they think nobody else before them has struggled when young. Nobody else had ever worked to survive, we do it because we get bored swimming around in our money all day?

And the only way to fix his personal financial situation is for the whole country to vote communist! Imagine a life where nobody was poor and struggling at 21 years old and just had everything handed to them without any hard work or diligence. We'll just let the robots do all the work and spend the day at the beach I guess?

How can someone be so misinformed, myopic, and have such a ludicrous world-view? Did reality TV and the kardashians do this or what?

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Pinko10 8 points ago +8 / -0

We really need to send these poor souls to Bellevue or Cuba

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SheepleMaster 21 points ago +21 / -0

I love how that sub and politicshills are advertised "top growing" on Reddit. But Trump sub is banned. What a load of shit

Also the coronavirus sub which is another shill controlled sub is #1.

No bias at all

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Proud_American 18 points ago +19 / -1

That’s quite the supply ya got there.

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Spermythecat 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’m on there right now trolling.

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MustangManny 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ever notice democrats like to wear that "I Voted" sticker with that smug look on their face. I don't know why but it always gave me that pretentious vibe.

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HeavyVetting 11 points ago +11 / -0

I voted my rights away! Match me!

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texascpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I voted in Texas primary. As I walked out, one of the precinct judges, a Democrat, asked if I wanted my sticker. I said no thanks. "Are you sure?" with an incredulous expression. Yes, it's 7pm and I don't need to show off that I voted.

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Austin713 16 points ago +16 / -0

These people are sick. “Under Medicare for all me and the wife will take about a $4500 hit in disposable income but we believe it’s worth it and the best for society so everyone can be healthy. “

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AintSeenCrazyYet 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they're so confident in the government to provide why don't they write a check to the U.S. Treasury? They're not benevolent, they just want to see the government use it's monopoly on force to institute a program and make everyone suffer.

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bobama 12 points ago +12 / -0

Go long on those salt stocks pedes, we will surely have YUGE gains in November!

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Greta_Thunberg 11 points ago +12 / -1

I’ve been salt licking over there too. They’re already talking about writing-Bernie-in in the general election! And to think, just days ago they were all over here ‘doing their part’ 😂

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Basedimmigrant 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s good time to post there. Encourage the bros to take over and reform DNC by starting third party.

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TrumpsWall 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was perma banned from there long ago

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Antiphon_The_Sophist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hes bailing tomorrow or Thursday so keep your eyes peeled for meltdown 2: no refunds boogaloo

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Wrexxis780 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol, looking through some of the salt, finding quite a bit of bernouts that are vowing not to vote for Biden.

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The_Real_McQueen 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was trying to add to the salt coffers but those panzies banned me, still great to watch though

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Peach_Mints 9 points ago +9 / -0

I work with a Bernie Bro. Good guy. I just don't agree with him on everything politically. He said he might not even vote after seeing the results tonight. He does not like Biden.

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Sky_RPL 14 points ago +14 / -0

"I gave around 1000 dollars that I had slotted to paying college loans to Bernie I’ll be paying off my loan till I die, fuck this country and fuck everyone who voted biden"

These are the same people who shit on evangelicals for donating money to Joel Osteen. Think about that.

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BuffaloReaper94 14 points ago +14 / -0

The beauty is that they openly say that, instead of making a loan payment, they donated to Bernie. Then they lament that they can't pay off the loan and need someone to force debt forgiveness. The cognitive disconnect is amazing.

Bernie is their televangelist; free stuff is their Jesus. It's exactly like the Robert Tilton show I saw several years back. Southern couple saying that they only had enough money to pay the electric bill, but Robert said that God will provide, so they sent the money to him. Electric company came to shut off the power, but they watched as the truck drove around, unable to find the house. You see, Jesus spared them because they sent money to Tilton instead of paying their bills.

There's a special place in Hell for people who take advantage of the stupidity and gullibility of others to that degree. And in that place, Robert Tilton and Bernie Sanders will spend eternity giving each other handies.

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Sky_RPL 14 points ago +15 / -1

If you ever wanted proof that modern Atheism is an even exchange of a biblical God for the God of the State, look no farther than the socialist prosperity gospel of leftist America.

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BuffaloReaper94 5 points ago +5 / -0

This comment can't be upvoted enough.

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Pinko10 12 points ago +12 / -0

This one kills me “I feel you. I'm so deeply sad right now. This country is fucked. Our president doesn't believe I global warming. The billionaires don't give a shit about global warming because they are just planning on going to Mars when the time comes. Meanwhile we will all be left to burn and die here on earth because of them. Fuck them all. Fuck everyone who is so fucking stupid to ignore this and vote based on lies from the billionaires. Like fucking wake up sheeple. Just Fuck. We are doomed.”

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gamingthisandthat 9 points ago +9 / -0

I just checked... Not a single mention about anything LOL...

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Robmak3 9 points ago +9 / -0

The sad thing is if this was posted on actual the_donald reddit it would be removed for brigading lol.

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cjcivicx [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep. The Reddit Admins have no power here!

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AintSeenCrazyYet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Salt futures are cratering due to a sudden overabundance!

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Meatbank84 1 point ago +1 / -0

MUH DISABILITIES

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CommiesEatBugs 9 points ago +9 / -0

https://old.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident is a funny website to look at

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like a mirror image of this sub, they have some of the same concerns we do but they think a radical socialist millionaire that won't even stand up for himself is going to lead their "revolution." It's hard to believe we're living in the same reality they are.

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CommiesEatBugs 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're not. They invent their reality as they go

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chim_richels 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got banned a couple of weeks ago for posting " wait, you guys seriously think he's going to win?"

Lots of keks over there. Tons of "one more for Sanders in x state!" selfies of teenagers. "Feel the Been!" Dummies. No way that sub has as many real users reddit says it has.

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rte2023 7 points ago +7 / -0

r/politics too, or as I like to call it, r/thebernie

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Workhorse101 6 points ago +6 / -0

It will be r/Biden if the commie loses

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Bingervilleman 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is an understatement. That place is an ocean of salty gloom.

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ramennov 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't even think about reddit anymore. I challenge everyone else to delete their accounts as well.

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cjcivicx [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, it’s fun to troll the left with alt accounts made over years and years of Reddit...

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BuffaloReaper94 6 points ago +6 / -0

"This should be like a GoFundMe. You get your money back when they pull out."

Sorry, comrade, Bernie doesn't pull out, he just keeps fucking you.

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Bingervilleman 6 points ago +6 / -0

TYT also

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cjcivicx [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like others have said, it’ll be a few morons in Liberal cities that are put down like dogs the second they pull out firearms like the city that attacked the ICE facility and was turned into Swiss cheese shortly after.

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ailurus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry, my blood pressure is already a bit high, can't handle that much salt atm. Save me highlights though!

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6star_Gen_Washington 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's so much fun over there! Salty!

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Beyond_Insemination 5 points ago +5 / -0

HO LE FUCK BOYS ITS ALL THE SALT WE WILL EVER NEED, GET TO MINING

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VaPnut 5 points ago +5 / -0

The icing on the cake is Pochahideous , Sander's self proclaimed communist co-conspirator, turned her back on the Bernie Bois just like the others. Nobody likes communism except those at the top.

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LugNuts 4 points ago +5 / -1

"...Pizza to the Polls is aware" I didn't write it.

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LugNuts 5 points ago +6 / -1

Another gem: " A small consideration but consider gluten-free pizzas too"

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Captnleapster 4 points ago +5 / -1

Got banned from the sub already lol

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got banned for saying the mods will shut down the sub like they did in 2016.

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geckofishknight 4 points ago +6 / -2

I feel for Bernie Bros, they want to end the deep state too, they're just kind of slow

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Deplorable_Badger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seems like I picked a bad day to go on my low sodium diet...

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Trakkk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didnt even see a stickied live thread for todays voting on that subreddit.. They knew.

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Brendancs0 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re acting like he’s still gonna win

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Satellite 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a beautiful shitposting

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Anticom1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO REFUNDS

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Get-schlonged 3 points ago +3 / -0

Concern troll for third party or write in campaign?

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AutumnCrystal7777777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not both? And stoke the antiBiden fire too. Many have expressed surprise at his pedo tendencies today, crazy. They do live in a bubble.

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covfefe420 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m loving all this free salt, it goes perfectly with my popcorn 🍿

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cjcivicx [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

*MMMMMMM! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

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AutumnCrystal7777777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh huge. Those boomers y'know.