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Cue_Cumber 43 points ago +44 / -1

Now, that has to be malarkey! Does he have Trump supporters running his ad campaigns or something?

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Cryonosis 22 points ago +22 / -0

Listen here Fat, listen! We cannot get re-elected, excuse me, we can only re-elect Donald Trump!

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LookFatty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Vote for the other Biden. I got hairy legs. Ask Corn Pop, he keeps his straight razor in a rain barrel.

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Eightmoreyears 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rrrrrrustyyyyyy!!

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HanAssholeSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love having kids on my lap

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malarky 3 points ago +3 / -0

So True!

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erefernow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs to be edited as:

I don't work for you you horse's ass

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jgardner 26 points ago +28 / -2

BIDEN

Kids like to sit on my lap, a lot.

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SwampSwan 12 points ago +12 / -0

That always - without fail - makes me uncomfortable.

if I ever meet Coons or his ol' lady I'll ask them wtf is wrong with them, letting that perv paw their child.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dark Kek.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Grab em by the pull-ups"

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MAGA-Forever 15 points ago +15 / -0

Listen fat. I don’t work for you, you’re a lyin dog faced pony soldier. You wanna have a push up contest? Let’s take this outside

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techied 14 points ago +14 / -0

Insta sticky!

Mods are gods.

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PaigeAshley 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious...goodness I love this place!

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Spotlight 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bruh you got stickied

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Berniebrosoyboi [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

My favorite part of making this post was that I couldn't even flair it with a shitpost.

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CharethCutestory 8 points ago +8 / -0

Listen, fat.

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ImperialxWarloed 7 points ago +8 / -1

What a load of malarkey

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SwampSwan 6 points ago +7 / -1

And just like that, a new Trump Ad was born.

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JustAGuyNamedAJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best shit posters

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Antiochus 5 points ago +6 / -1

I want one for my yard.

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PAIN_TRAIN_69 3 points ago +4 / -1

Might as well say "Fuck the poor."

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MaxBlazer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey dog face pony , we can only re-elect Trump, let me smell your kid.

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Wharf_Rat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he actually say this lmao?

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Logan051361 3 points ago +3 / -0

yes he did. The Guy was on Fox and friends this Morning. Too funny

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lyintedscrews 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen up Jack! That's a dog faced pony lie, the AR-14 sat on my lap and rubbed my leg hair. CornPop had a pushup behind the woodshed. Twin gauge shotgun. I'm a obiden. Fat!

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden has never worked for the American people.

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden has never worked. Keep it simple!

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CharethCutestory 1 point ago +1 / -0

WEW

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OGAmerica 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Stop being a horse’s ass 2020”

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Headline_Correction 1 point ago +1 / -0

" I Don't Work For YOU, Fat "

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Dixieforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vote Quid Pro Joe

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Antiphon_The_Sophist 1 point ago +1 / -0

BIDEN 2020

"how do i open a pdf"

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Meegs294 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden:

Look!.. I'm. You..

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MAGA_Master 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah he works for the country that wants to see America and democracy fail.

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NorthAfricanViolet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll work for the American People just as hard as my policies will!

Yeah, about that...

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