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CiaramellaTheClown 132 points ago +132 / -0

I don't work for you, I work for Soros you lying dog faced pony soldier.

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mugatucrazypills 51 points ago +51 / -0

The Thing be Praised !

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 18 points ago +18 / -0

Leg hair rubs and roaches in my lap!

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Simple_Doot 14 points ago +14 / -0

I still dont get the roaches statement. Is he implying that POC smoke a ton of pot or are dirty enough to attract roaches? Either way it's a, dare i say, deplorable thing to say!

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Ajora_G 12 points ago +12 / -0

I believe it was an old racist term that refers to young black children. So yeah, doesn't surprise me that even back then he loved having children close enough to sniff.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is indeed an old racist term for black youths, youths who roam the streets at night causing trouble or committing crimes. Much like cockroaches in the dark of night, they scatter and hide when the lights come on. Referring back to the youths, those lights could be the red and blue lights on a police cruiser, or the sun coming up. So when Biden told that long rambling story and dropped "that's when I learned about roaches" he was causally dropping a racist slur from sixty years ago.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard that in the 80s people used to call black children "roaches." Biden said "I learned a lot about roaches" just before saying "I love kids jumping in my lap."

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 3 points ago +3 / -0

The most disturbing thing is he says... "I love kids jumping in my lap" twice... but when you carefulky watch the video the second time he says it he looks down to make eye contact directly with one of the kids.

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pray4peace4 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think he remembered WHAT he was referring to.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please of allegence to The Thing.

He's been in the Senate for 200 years.

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PartTimeHick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like something from a Warhammer novel

Biden for Everchosen 2020

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BSnatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look fat, ya horse's ass!

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ButteryFumes 89 points ago +89 / -0

Um, it was a female “person of color” ackshually...

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 29 points ago +29 / -0

Um, acksdfhuaslly it identifies as a FRONT HOLE!

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HeavyVetting 42 points ago +42 / -0

He's trying to be high energy. But as with Jeb, it won't work.

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Prom3th3us 10 points ago +10 / -0

You’re right. He’s trying to play a part but he’s ad libing and dosn’t know how to finish

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decaptcha 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turtles and guac bowls just didn't make up for the lack of energy.

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Please_Clap 32 points ago +32 / -0

It needs to go viral.

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Pres_Trump 29 points ago +30 / -1

This was just today. This is everyday. The MSM ignores it but President Trump is unfit for President. The reason they will be destroyed come November.

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deadlyblackcentipede 8 points ago +8 / -0

And he just gave a speech where he accused Trump of being mean and he says he’ll bring civility to the office and unify the country. He can’t take any criticism without flying into a rage.

Of course, Trump has been confronted by people at rallies too. He shut them down, but he did so with composure and wit.

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pray4peace4 0 points ago +1 / -1

Here's the problem... in a reasonable world Trump should destroy them. In a reasonable world Democrat voters should be moving en masse to support Tulsi Gabbard because she's the one & only reasonable choice. But she gets no votes. SHE GETS NO VOTES! WTF? There's something sinister going on. People aren't making logical choices. Democrats are saying "Oh, hey! I've got 3 great choices for President - a Communist dork who never accomplished one thing in 20 something years in government, a senile liar who can't remember who his wife is & can't put together a logical sentence, & a moderate, erudite, veteran woman who can hold her own in a debate. Naw... who would vote for such a woman? Not me! I want a senile perverted creep to rule over my country! Yeah!"

See what's going on? What's happening in the Democrat Party defies logic. The only explanation for this is that there's massive voter fraud. Either that or most Democrats are just as senile as Joe.

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Pres_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still dont understand how Tulsi Gabbard is the one and only reasonable choice. She spouts the same lies they all do. Fuck Tulsi Gabbard. I think she would be the worst choice.

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Avenatti2020 115 points ago +116 / -1

Biden will try to get into a physical fight with POTUS on the debate stage when Trump verbally abuses him. Biden is a simpleton neanderthal.

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Please_Clap 59 points ago +59 / -0

Biden doesn't even know what he's saying. He is just mouthing words. Trump can destroy him on that alone.

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americathegr888 24 points ago +26 / -2

Dem voters don't care, they vote for free stuff, not good leaders.

Biden will easily pick up 90% of the non-white and legal immigrant vote, given historical voting rates.

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mathteach314159 47 points ago +47 / -0

The thing about a Biden, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'...

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stay_mad_45 29 points ago +29 / -0

...until he sniffs you, and those black eyes roll over white.

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Croatan_man 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. This got me

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Pres_Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

If Biden threw a punch at POTUS he would get his ass handed to him very quickly by the SS after President Trump doges the punch and puts him on his ASS with a overhand right.

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kirovri 5 points ago +5 / -0

Secret Service vs Secret Service... POTUS be like: "I got the bigger stick!"

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NonyaDB 16 points ago +16 / -0

Biden may be the first Presidential candidate to get thrown to the floor and cuffed by his own Secret Service detail come the first Presidential Debate.

"Lord, I know I've been lackin' in my prayers lately but if you could just let America have this one gift from you..."

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MakeAmericaGreat9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got me at "his own Secret Service detail"

Literally laughing my ass off 😂😂

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JesusisKing 13 points ago +15 / -2

Top Kek

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DippedBeef 81 points ago +81 / -0

Imagine if a republican “shushed” a female like Joe did in the video.

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bass_putter 10 points ago +10 / -0

How did "binders full of women" destroy Mitt?

He was speaking to the fact that he knows plenty of professional women of whom he would hire.

But Mitt played by the MSM's rules and that's why he lost.

That's why Trump is different, he doesn't play by their rules. That's why the GOP need him.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never understood what was wrong with that statement, either.

If a lefty says "there are endless lists of women fit for that position", it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh well, glad Mittens was such a little loser. Gave us Trump.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

First of all it was a hilarious statement. He was so desperate to play along with the democrats and their accusations of sexism that he made that awkward comment. But that’s not why he lost. An incumbent these days is hard to beat and Romney was a dull candidate.

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zhalias 17 points ago +17 / -0

That was my favorite part of the video. The first time I watched it, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I was sitting here thinking "did he just shush the person whose job is to stop him from making stupid decisions like that conversation?" Poor lady tried to save him from himself and got shushed like a fucking child. Good thing she isn't though, might cause yet another sniffing fit on camera.

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Pres_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just imagine if the Left fabricated an assault on a so called Journalist to ruin Corey Lewindowski.

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forzion_no_mouse 8 points ago +8 / -0

remember when trumps campaign manager threw that woman reporter to the ground? until the video showed it didn't happen?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

R's can do no right.

D's can do no wrong.

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Avenatti2020 76 points ago +76 / -0

Best part is when the worker says, “you work for me”

Triggered Biden so hard

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TurdFerguson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Him and his hunting sons.

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IvIA6A 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't work for you.

Go vote for Trump

Vote for Sanders then.

Never seen a politician dismiss someone to vote for someone else because they disagree with their policy

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

And that’s the point. Democrats don’t see themselves as public servants, they see themselves as your Masters.

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chinita_atx 51 points ago +51 / -0

Beto's wife's face looks more masculine than his.

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ADAM_SCHITT 15 points ago +15 / -0

We had the best bots.

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TruthyBrat 4 points ago +4 / -0

AKA Irish Bob.

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xiao_maga_part2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well it's Beto.

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fuqdup 41 points ago +41 / -0

That bearded man is my hero.

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bh506407 39 points ago +39 / -0

we should be able to own machine guns too, Creepy Joe. That shit's unconstitutional as well.

If the government can protect Joe with automatic weapons, why can't normal law-abiding citizens protect themselves with automatic weapons?

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20KAG20 24 points ago +25 / -1

The correct response. “Yes any American can own a machine gun, they just need Burisma type money to afford one!”

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bh506407 9 points ago +9 / -0

they are purposefully legislated to where the market value for one is beyond what most normal people reasonably could afford to own.

a semi-automatic rifle and an automatic rifle are almost identical in structure. it shouldn't cost $10,000+ to own a rifle that's sold for $900 when stripped of a couple parts.

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kirovri 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yup. Machine guns and silencers should not be any more regulated than other weapons.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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DeliciousTendies 37 points ago +38 / -1

Listen fat, I will punch you right in the face.

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Yore_Wrong 7 points ago +7 / -0

Listen Beard, I will shave you right in the face.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

JACK!

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iehava 35 points ago +35 / -0

Holy shit. On top of every other piece of cringe/hilarity in this, he also doesn't even know case law regarding the First Amendment. The "fire in a crowded theater" doctrine gave way to "fighting words" doctrine a long time ago, and "fighting words" is completely dead. The only exceptions to free speech that currently exist in the US, according to SCOTUS, are direct threats.

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, Biden is a lawyer but didn't exactly graduate at the top of his law school class.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which Biden just violated by threatening to slap him.

It’s like raaaaiiiiaaaaaaaain on your weddiiiiing day

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disMAGAcountry 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Yelling fire in a theater” is usually a false equivalency regarding the 2a. Remember, you cannot falsely shout fire. Who determines what a fire is? Based on the government I’m seeing, we’re all in a very crowded theater with a lot of smoke filling the room!

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trillnyetheflyestguy 29 points ago +29 / -0

Threatening a working class voter in a swing state with violence. That's a bold strategy, Biden.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arrogance.

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texaspede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm assuming he is also a UAW member, good luck winning Michigan by pissing them off.

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ADAM_SCHITT 12 points ago +12 / -0

And also doesn't threaten them

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Kompromated_Business 25 points ago +25 / -0

At least Trump vs Bernie debates would've been fun. Trump vs Biden is just gonna be sad.

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20KAG20 19 points ago +20 / -1

It’ll still be fun. A lot of fun.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, they’re gonna be glorious! Watch Trump wind that dotard up for two hours? Count me in!!

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Joeret 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing Trump has to watch out for is kicking a dog when he’s down. Biden may end up getting sympathy if Trump makes him look too bad.

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ElectricChad 21 points ago +21 / -0

Imagine the rage and hysteria if Trump did anything remotely like this.

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WJKovax 19 points ago +19 / -0

Whose the faggot in the dark brown hard hat who pushes our boy away and tells him “that’s enough”? Can’t see it in this video as much but in the original he’s clearly trying to break up the conversation.

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Zannyth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably a Union rep. Union admin will endorse the blue ticket as always, I’m sure, and these are bad optics.

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Pr0xenus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Listen, Hat...

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behemoth887 16 points ago +16 / -0

libs always lie about everything

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Dropcord 15 points ago +15 / -0

Joe sure does threaten to fight people a lot. Wish he would stop talking and throw a punch

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Tejas_Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's going to take a swing at someone very soon, I predict.

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oxygen 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Do you need 100 rounds?"

I don't need people like you telling ME how many rounds I can have, you piece of shit. That's what I wanted to say to him.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was his best point, he kept coming back to it! Hell YES I need a hundred rounds, I need a hell of a lot more than that!

When the government starts telling you what you need, we got problems!

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the fuck else am I going to practice at the range? Is this asshole going to enforce a bullet quota?

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oxygen 3 points ago +3 / -0

He may have been talking about clip sizes, but it's hard to tell because he is lost and confused so often. Even if he was, fuck that too. The 2nd amendment wasn't for duck hunting. It was tyranny protection. If I want 100, 1,000, or 1,000,000 bullets, then so be it. Fuck him. What is the point of the 2nd amendment if we're restricted to "twin barrel" shotguns, fucking dumbass.

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's kind of a lost cause. It has become common vernacular among a lot of gun people - clip/magazine being interchangeable.

You and I both recognize the difference, but for practical purposes it's just a thing that holds the shells together for feeding purposes.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

You dog faced pony soldier

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slimcoat 11 points ago +11 / -0

Unelectable.

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fredbrown 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wish he'd come to where I work.

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SuperMaleVitality 9 points ago +9 / -0

Joe-pedo what a train wreck!

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BIGBADMRRICO 9 points ago +9 / -0

Peak Biden! 🤣

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HeavyVetting 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden fully supports the second amendment. Except he wants to strictly limit what kinds of guns and how much ammo you can have. Makes perfect sense.

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MaxBlazer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ever notice he doesn't smell black kids?

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JimRaynor 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean poor kids?

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Law_Sam 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pretty sure they won't ever be voting Democratic.

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Vinyl_Hunter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have a family member with Acute Dementia

Sucks man. The anger and confusion - inability to navigate things they have navigated 1 million times before.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 8 points ago +8 / -0

So you know that he should never become President..it is so painfully obvious he has signs of Dementia. His uncontrollable anger is what cemented that thought for me.

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Tejas_Pepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

When Joe Biden asks you if you can own a machine gun, the correct answers is "Yes, I can legally own one."

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MaxBlazer 7 points ago +7 / -0

You just need to work on the boards of foreign oil companies to afford one.

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Staatssicherheit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kudos the the UAW worker who told everyone to wear the anti-sniff helmets.

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Don20 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden gets so triggered by this comment. The dude is a walking Imbecile. He can’t even keep his composure when confronted be a citizen with a legit concerned. He goes full idiot and stumbles talking about his various shotguns he own.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

I own a 10 gauge...a 20 gauge... a 12 gauge...

"Why do you need three shotguns, joe?"

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

The other worker nearby who was shouting, "He just clarified it!" was so annoying... Same guy who later tells the worker that he's flat out wrong about what he's saying to Biden (heard in a different video of the same confrontation here).

This is what I find most disheartening about the current discourse in America. There is literal point blank video footage of Joe talking about an issue with Beto, where he CLEARLY states that he's coming for people's guns, and yet this off-camera guy and Biden himself just brush it off as a nothingburger, as nothing but misinformation.

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JS_Mill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why to many unions still back Dems??

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The love of money is the root of many evils."

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PAIN_TRAIN_69 6 points ago +7 / -1

Joe's campaign manager fucked up on this one. He does not do well with crowds and off the cuff comments. He needs to stay on script and nod.

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PAIN_TRAIN_69 1 point ago +2 / -1

Stupid is as stupid does.

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SellTheSun 1 point ago +1 / -0

He doesn't do well with anything. The only correct move for Bidens campaign is to keep him hidden as much as possible, and never interacting with anyone on camera.

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Omgwtfbbq 6 points ago +6 / -0

MSM says this makes him look good.

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WassermanSchultz 5 points ago +6 / -1

This is gonna be the Dem candidate...

Wow.

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WassermanSchultz 3 points ago +4 / -1

I would have liked to see Bernie as their pick. A straight-up Capitalism vs Socialism throwdown.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can have much higher prizes since he sold a ton of products lately.

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Jugglenuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can own a machine gun.

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NonyaDB 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember today as the day that the Joe-Pedo torpedo'd his own campaign.

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forzion_no_mouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is the guy on xbox live who says, "I can kick your ass in real life."

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

They only use Xbox live to chat with each other, plot, conspire

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BigRedPillMachine 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Joe gets any more triggered he'll challenge Trump to a pistol duel at the first debate ala Burr/Hamilton.

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nebu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man, Biden is a lunatic

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busybeagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give him a break, man. Don't be such a horse's ass.

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look fat

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago +8 / -6

Here's a thought...

Fuck both of those guys.

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ScottButNotBaio 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’d prefer to not fuck any guys

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Thefishermanguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He said AR-14

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Fuchtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden the bad-ass. Disagree with him and he will take you outside to solve the problem. Biden has progressed to stage 4 Alzheimer's.

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MassiveNob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its like Biden and Pelosi share a brain.....

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symptomatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

And yet MSDNC are praising him saying “let’s not be precious.” If Trump or Bernie had reacted like that to a voter they would’ve been raked over the coals for two weeks straight