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SupremeSpez 5 points ago +6 / -1

Vote, and then kill yourself. You'll vote again right after, unfortunately, it will be a dem vote. Save yourself the trouble and just vote once lad.

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ItsaMe_Recneps 5 points ago +5 / -0

Convince other people in Cali to vote for Trump. We're not Democrats doing shady shit by voting multiple times or voting for dead people etc.

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Hillary2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same. Calipede here. Can confirm. Socal - specifically Ventura County & Simi Valley (Suck it Chunk Yogurt!) are likely going to flip red. I actually think we have a chance of flipping Cali!

Register a democrat (so they dont throw away your vote) and vote for the weaker candidate in the dem primary! 😁

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Proud_American 4 points ago +5 / -1

He’s President Trump to you, brah.

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Proud_American 2 points ago +3 / -1

Can I use Mr. Dick for short?

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Proud_American 1 point ago +2 / -1

That settles it. Mr. Dick, it is.

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BasedCause 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't stoop to their level, just vote legitimately.

Visit here and do what you can for the campaign https://www.armyfortrump.com/

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Hillary2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

We already did by getting trump in office! Let GEOTUS do GEOTUS things and dont break the law

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Hillary2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

WRONG. You can register democrat then vote for the weaker candidate in the dem primary, then vote for GOETUS in the general.

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GayIsForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

i mean you can vote more if you want

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Landslide_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

In California you can identify as any gender you choose. Just keep going back as a different person and a different gender. You could vote all day long that way. You don't even need no stinking ID neither. :).

This is in no way intended as actual advise. It was solely intended for the purpose of humor. If you choose to do this, you do so at the mercy of your own consience. As well as the Laws of your State. :)

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Proud_American 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh! Oh! If you have multiple personality disorder, you can vote once for each of your alter egos.

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Liberty_Prime 2 points ago +4 / -2

Marry someone who will vote like you, shill.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to go back.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mr. Trump is what those who do not respect him as POTUS call him. So first off, he is Mr. President, POTUS, GEOTUS ..I'm in California also. You have to convert those around you that do not support Trump. You have to tout all the great things he is doing for the Country..and highlight how horrible California has become under Democratic rule. You need to vote R's straight ticket in November. Volunteer at Trump campaign or GOP headquarters in your district, there are lots of ways to help.

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Hillary2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

"You need to vote R's straight ticket in November." That's how cucks like Mitt get elected. Don't blind vote!

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont blind vote but in California to get some R's back in our state house would be a miracle. We need to win our districts back that we lost in 2018.. We are primarily a one party state with only a hand full of Republicans. Dems here are not moderate believe me. We have an uphill battle..I don't like Mitt but on some policies he is a hell of a lot better than what we have here.

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Hillary2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in SoCal, right outside LA, believe me I know πŸ€”.

Mitt is worse than a democrat, GEOTUS agrees. RINO's are way more dangerous than a dim.

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Hillary2020 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you legit want to have your vote count for two, then do what I did:

  1. Register as a Democrat
  2. Vote for Hillary in the Primary (If she runs) otherwise vote for Biden.
  3. Vote for GEOTUS in the general.

Voting for GEOTUS in the primary is a waste of a vote, at least casting a chaos vote at the dems can make good use of it.

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GayIsForTrump -1 points ago +1 / -2

I voted 4 times in the Alabama primary last election. dm me and ill tell you how not to get caught

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Proud_American 3 points ago +4 / -1

Get a room you two.

Seriously, how weak do you have to be to team up with another shill and head over here?

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Hillary2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's probably the same shill.

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