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ViaAlpina 9 points ago +9 / -0

Soon these shitholers won't be our problem anymore. Thank God!

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Melnibone 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sounds like an Afghan problem.

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monk_of_trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

They were just arguing over who was the post austere and peaceful.

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AntsCamera 8 points ago +9 / -1

I like it better when they are killing each other.

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TheSwiftPepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why would a bunch of doctors, philosophers and scientists be killing each other?

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we_won_the_war_jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

And this is exactly why we should manage this shit from afar.

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +6 / -1

But that's "imperialism"!

How dare the Brits civilize the ungrateful, incompetent world.

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Colonialism is when you move in, kill all the people, and build your civilization on their graves.

Imperialism is when you move in, leave them alive, and tax the crap out of them, and then ensure that they don't fight each other anymore.

Colonialism is the right answer.

It's time to make the Middle East free real estate. For Americans only.

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MAGA_MAN92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or make the real life alternative to fallout 4's glowing sea. Just instead of Boston, it's the middle east! HUGE problem and money situation solved!

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TheKekingKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read Jafar.

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remember1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably the spring is set too light, combined with bad trigger discipline. Just an accident, folks. Nothing sinister here. Honest!

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Independenceforever 7 points ago +8 / -1

The solution is to flood the United States with Austere Religious Scholars. This will fix the source of endless "refugees" by removing those who should fix their country, instead transplanting them to the cushy welfare life of a refugee/migrant.

Thus ensuring and endless source of austere religious scholars forever.

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MAGA_MAN92 5 points ago +6 / -1

Soo mudslimes killing mudslimes? Fine by me. Saves us the trouble and ammo.

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SixTree 4 points ago +4 / -0

First they will fight the infidels. When no infidels remain, they will fight along sectarian lines. When only one sect remains, the extremists will begin killing moderates. When everybody is dead, there will be peace. See, it's a religion of peace. Checkmate bigots.

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jgardner 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why Islam should not be under the protection of the first amendment. It's like allowing murderers to defend themselves.

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CorruptAdamShiff 3 points ago +3 / -0

That reminds me of a good lawyer joke. What do you call 32 lawyers at the bottom of the sea ?

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MAGA_MAN92 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll bite. What?

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vegeta_ban 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let them kill each other in their worthless shithole. No point risking American lives anymore. We should have turned the sand over there to glass the evening of 9/11/2001.