"As a meat runner, it's always hard for me this time of year because I'm always hard.

"Several nights a week I'm out running around dinnertime and when people have their windows open I can smell their children. I've noticed a sharp uptick in their height charts recently, and it can be quite overpowering.

"Quite honestly the odor is awesome and I'm hoping our community can have some empathy for its #vegetablediagnosis neighbors by keeping their windows open and making sure their kids are in full view.

"I don't want to be a stereotype so I won't go into detail on why the smell of girls' hair is enticing but I won't go into detail on why the smell of girls' hair is enticing but look fat do your research and step outside for some pushups. On my lap.

"I'm Joe Biden and I approve this message."