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ThisIsJoepedordy 95 points ago +100 / -5

A. Concern trollers go fuck yourselves 2. Take sickness seriously even if msm is using it to their advantage. D. Stop buying toilet paper and buy more ammo. IX. The real virus comes in November if you don’t vote.

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Zyreft 14 points ago +15 / -1

Well what if you need TP, as much as I like my guns and ammo, can't wipe your ass with em.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 26 points ago +27 / -1

You can if you own a Taurus.

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Ducatista 7 points ago +7 / -0

Firearms burn... Spicy

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BaldyGull 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stippling on mine is too agressive. Not that I've tried. That said, their stuff in the last 5 years seems pretty solid. I have a PT111 that I would rather carry over a sig that was three times the cost.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d rather carry a US made Sig that’s good enough for our armed forces than a Brazilian turd but that’s just me.

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C4ANIDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep a Hi Point in my bathroom just in case I run out of Tauruses.

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TwoHollowFangs 1 point ago +2 / -1

RIP in peace, Taurus Mfg.

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ThisIsJoepedordy 8 points ago +8 / -0

No you use a “I’m with her” t shirt with the sleeves cut off and hose it off like a man!

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thingaboutarsenal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get a bidet. You'll never need tp again. I have this one https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_1izAEb6ZYDAGD

Seems crazy at first but I spent a long time in Japan and they have these everywhere. It had literally changed my life. Much cleaner than putting your hand near a shitty ass, and way better for your ass too. Then when people panic and buy tp you can laugh. I use maybe one pack of tp a year.

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Fremium2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remembered I bought one (New in package DUH) from a garage sale last summer.

Just fished it out of the basement.

Achievement unlocked!

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Lady_Stallion 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ive never used one, but afterwards aren't your bits and pieces still wet (especially for a lady) and need tp anyway?

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Salt_Cartoonist 3 points ago +3 / -0

A very small amount of TP is needed to pat yourself dry, if you don't have a model with a air drier.

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I-am-but-an-egg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but far less IMO.

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thingaboutarsenal 1 point ago +1 / -0

My wife uses some for drying, but you'll use way less. I just sit for a bit until most drips away, it's not like you're soaked or anything. We have a septic system so I try to use minimal tp anyway.

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lanre 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but you do one wipe instead of 20.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know, why isn't this a thing over here. Wipe your ass with chopped down trees until you can't see brown no more is bullshit.

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Wyndthough 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, it's peopleshit.

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thingaboutarsenal 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'll start to dread taking a dook in public.

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ButteryFumes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thankful for this conversation that answered some questions for me 👌

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +3 / -1

Start with two groups. One has guns. The other has something the first group wants. Which group ends up with both?

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ThisIsJoepedordy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Need a partner? We could live in a TP mansion. Hell, we could wipe our asses even when we don’t shit!

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 1 point ago +1 / -0

Water hose works

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AutumnCrystal7777777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Firehose works better.

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DivvyDivet 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see what you did with that numbering system. Although I prefer the sequel.

"Down the hall and to the left"

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was afraid I was the only one that was gonna catch this

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 1 point ago +1 / -0

A2DIX?

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DivvyDivet 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the opening scenes of Home Alone 1, Kevin's older brother is shown as a fat idiot. He list off reasons why Kevin can't bunk with him. His numbering system is A, 2, D. Thus showing that Bud is so dumb he can't even make a correct list switching between numbers and letters as well as skipping C.