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Trump Curse (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by KeepAmericaDank ago by KeepAmericaDank +1840 / -0
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TrumpsWall 181 points ago +184 / -3

This the guy that said there’s a better chance of dinosaurs landing in a spaceship than of Trump getting elected? Stick to playing pretend Tom.

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Brucesky420 251 points ago +253 / -2

Highjacking top comment to make a friendly reminder to everyone:

In 2009, Swine Flu infected 61 million Americans and 12,500 Americans died from it.

Not once did the media claim Obama was going to let the country die. Not once did the media try to call it The ObamaVirus. Not once did they question his handling of it. Not once did they spread so much fear they created massive drops in the stock market.

The media is using the coronavirus like they've been using every single tornado, hurricane, flooding, etc to try and make Trump look bad.

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Fabius 94 points ago +94 / -0

And in a month when this is all forgotten, Trump will have defeated it and claim victory.

They're fucking stupid.

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kekekek 5 points ago +5 / -0

It really makes me wonder what can be done about this as Freedom of the Press is essential to our country - and they really are making the entire world wake up to their bullshit by keeping this up.. especially if this whole thing does fade out soon. But, we all know that the 1st amendment doesn't cover certain things like defamation, just as it doesn't cover people yelling "Fire!" in a crowded building. Does it cover propaganda? Does it cover coordinated, intentional crashing of US markets to fit their narrative and make the President look bad?

I'm so against the government having more power, but then I also catch myself wondering how far these obviously wrong/very damaging things should be allowed to go. What about if/when Dems get power back? If they're able to do these things when they don't have power, what will come if they do?

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spezisthedevil 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe that outlets like CNN are now firmly in the foreign enemy propaganda camp. Especially since a good chunk of their funding is from foreign sources. Tokyo Rose was not covered by the first Amendment. Neither should CNN since they are attempting to demoralize and destroy the US. Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon belong in jail. Fredo belongs in a facility for mentally incompetent adults.

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CitizenPlain 2 points ago +2 / -0

They (the corporate media) must be destroyed. They are actively working against our country. There are many ways to do this. I like some powerful, but less dangerous methods. We should immediately sever any foreign ownership of any media outlet of any kind (bye China in Hollywood). Then we should use our monopoly ban hammer and smash them all into little companies. There should never be a super power media company (bye Disney). This buying up every little company into giant monsters should end.

Then do the same to big tech. I think That would be a good start anyway.

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SkyEater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, the media was deregulated by Reagan so that media conglomerates came into being.

Prior to Reagan there were rules forbidding too few players getting hold of too many media companies. There had been dozens if not hundreds or thousands of media companies. Now there are only six.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +2 / -1

And the markets will come roaring back because warm weather wrecks viruses.

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DanIsSwell 35 points ago +35 / -0

This virus hysteria is the perfect argument for a border wall and stricter foreign travel. But, the mere mention of that is when they suddenly drop their concern. It’s so easy to call the bluff on a bunch of predictable panic monkeys.

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Nomad 39 points ago +39 / -0

even the coronavirus subreddit is like 90% Trump bashing. Talk about rent fucking free.

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Drunkard 26 points ago +26 / -0

I saw people in the fox news comments starting to trash him for not wanting evacuees before the dem debate. They were ready to attack him from the "doesn't want to help sick americans angle" before they latched on to the "gutted CDC" tripe.

They absolutely were going to attack him no matter what his response was and you're 100% right its complete bullshit.

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_ra247 15 points ago +15 / -0

I was in Canada during the whole diamond princess cruise fiasco.

It was so stark seeing how Trump immediately send a charter plan to bring the Americans home. Some of these Americans were expats but he wasn’t going to leave anyone behind. America first. This was before he even really commented that this was the case, I just felt it

Then I see True-Fags government, not even him, saying in 7-10 days they will be sending a plane to bring back non-infected Canadians. “If you’re infected, please seek treatment locally immediately”

Imagine you’re on that cruise and now need to navigate Japan’s healthcare system, after being quarantined on that ship for weeks, while being infected with covid19, and then figure out how to get home.

Thank God for Trump

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Tugg_Speedman 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you are not a Japanese citizen, you better have a lot of yen in your pocket if you want to navigate their health care system. Doesn't matter what health insurance you have at home, they don't recognize it and won't treat you long term without cash.

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cash up front in most countries.

Travelers can check the State Dept. web site for the country they are visiting. Most of the advice is "cash up front, care isn't great, the State Dept. will not pay to get you back to a US hospital."

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brsmith77 23 points ago +23 / -0

They are using it over here too, to try to make Boris/Brexit look bad. It is so painfully transparent how overblown and fake the hysteria is.

It is hilarious that the liberal legacy media never, ever learn. This is exactly the kind of dishonesty and fake news that got them Trump in Nov 2016, and resulted in a crushing defeat of the UK Labour party in Dec 2019.

We are wise to the corrupt extremists and have been for years. The next decade is going to go very hard for them.

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djmarcone 7 points ago +7 / -0

So, open borders and massive 3rd world refugee invasion would be better for the UK? Brexit might save yo' ass.

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Missanthripocenex 25 points ago +25 / -0

I just get weird ooky conspiracy theory vibes that the first celebs to get are these particular ones...

Like narratively they’re somehow going to weaponize this and use it somehow.

They’re now the face of famous people That have the disease signaling that anyone can and will also get it, and should be afraid.

I don’t know even know what I’m getting at really it’s just...weird they got it.

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KangarooCommie 11 points ago +11 / -0

He'll get better but his wife is goners so CNN can show the 24/7 coverage of her funeral/orange man bad wake

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +6 / -1

Must stop rallies and convention

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JesusisKing 11 points ago +11 / -0

DINOSAUR AND SPACESHIP 👀 If you know u know

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Qteepie 4 points ago +4 / -0

The dracos huh

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Qteepie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Call me a conspiracy theorist but Isn’t there a theory that reptile like extra terrestrials secretly rule earth? Would be a nice Freudian slip I suppose...

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be pretty dank though.

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BernsWhenIPee 74 points ago +74 / -0

Philadelphia 2: Wuhan Boogaloo.

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CleanLivingKing 20 points ago +20 / -0

"I have coronavirus"

Peter Griffin begins laughing hysterically

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okdoomer 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

**Buggeroo

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IcculusBased9 18 points ago +18 / -0

I missed it, too lol

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DanIsSwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow! Stellar swap! I missed it too.

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

The 'passed out guy' is smiling slightly.

Doing a better job of acting than Hanks is doing.

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Lady_Stallion 35 points ago +35 / -0

I don't think he really has it.

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NuclearDreams 24 points ago +24 / -0

I was thinking this same thing. Hmm, a famous left leaning actor who is currently abroad and whose claims can't be debunked? Why not claim Coronavirus?

At least the NBA's claims come with actual consequences (ie, the loss of revenue assuming they don't just resume the season in two months to sell-out crowds for their "comeback"). Tom Hanks could literally be on vacation for two weeks and who could counteract his claims?

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he’s in Australia he might also be getting inexpensive hormone treatments.

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ronaldcamillo123 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah, seems like a way to get attention. I can hear the interviews of his struggle now...

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Damaged_Dirk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok its not just me.

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DanIsSwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he doesn’t have it, the lie will blow up in his face (classic liberal hoax style) because if he “recovers” that just solidifies the belief that it isn’t that bad. Is he dedicated to the agenda enough to actually die? If they say he died, that means he knew some shit is coming out about him, and had to go into hiding.

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Continuity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling it now. Only the most left-winged actors will claim they have it.

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ButteryFumes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly

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simpleman1975 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's going to "die" and live out his life in secret before his kid-diddling activities are discovered.

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FakeNametag 27 points ago +27 / -0

Now do the NBA

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remark 18 points ago +18 / -0

fukkin lol

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Two_Scoops__ 16 points ago +16 / -0

Context?

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KeepAmericaDank [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

Tom Hanks diagnosed with coronavirus. Original pic is when Hanks found a drunk dude at some restaurant or something.

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MAGA12 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hunter Biden also says he has it to get out of court.... I sense a pattern.

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practicalize 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Hunter said he was avoiding it to get out of court—but, good news, judge don’t care.

Judge called it duplicitous.

But yeah, Hanks is clown 🤡.

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Patriot4evr 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wilson!!!

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SSJ3NAPPA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Life is like a box of chocolates

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Underrated comment 🏅

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frombeyondthegates 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who is the not tom hanks guy?

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that Bat Wing Stew? I thought only witches ate that stuff?

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commies0ride0free 7 points ago +7 / -0

Witches and the Chinese

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Webby93 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thought the same.

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pedeypete 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hanks got a speedy delivery of Corona Virus.

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realJohnGalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very spacey...

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crash_like_thunder 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm dying from laughter. Tom Hanks was Forrest Gump, you didn't have to do him like that.

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really believe a lot of people underestimate just how stupid they and public figures are. This is endemic in left wing communities which tend to believe they are not only morally but intellectually superior.

They don't know how to say "I don't know.". That is they're a bunch of know it alls.

They fail to live up to the the moral standards they impose and they fail to live up to the intellectual standard they claim to.

We've seen a feminist tell Jordan Peterson that she believes her daughter can be an engineer if she raises her to be confident which is not how it works.

These people believe that its all just and act and to many of them it is. There's no end to this dumb founding stupidity. IE.

  • AOC screaming asylees are legal.
  • Sadiq Khan saying you can't catch coronavirus from mass transit.
  • Prince Harry going insane and ranting on claiming Trump has blood on his hands and is directly killing people.

The list goes on and on from a social elite that claims to be the intellectual elite.

We really need better intelligence testing.

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jsd512 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please die, you fucking loser.

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HiGloss 2 points ago +4 / -2

I hope Tom and Rita are ok, I'm the same age as him.

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hanks got a speedy delivery of Corona Virus.

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg lolllll

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elvisbird 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good on

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Life spoiled these types of people. Everything is energies - you do good, you get good. When you do bad, sometimes, the Devil likes to give you a shovel while saying "Dig deeper."

A lot of Globalist/Democrats, got spoiled from digging deep for so long. Thinking if they say words, that enough people believe them, it'll affect reality.

Eventually, life and reality catch up with ya. Eventually, the circle completes - what happened in the beginning, happens at the end.

Imo*

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LugNuts 1 point ago +2 / -1

Is he the appetizer or desert?

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe vs. the Corona

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zx9john 1 point ago +1 / -0

Off to Christmas Island then...

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Lori16 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is amazing how ass backwards people can be. I was raised a dem. Flipped sides after watching a devide that o caused. When he didn't do anything during Ferguson is when I decided he wasn't much of a leader. I started evaluating things. Trump is my president! I voted early!

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Beyond_Insemination 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bat soup😂😂😂 great addition, pede