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JimmyNelson 16 points ago +16 / -0

RIP Popcorn

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jgardner 12 points ago +15 / -3

Like seriously.

The only reason we make it illegal is: (1) to collect taxes, and (2) to stop stupid people from getting methanol poisoning.

At some point we'll realize that nature has a way of culling the herd to keep the herd strong. Moonshine is one of them. If someone stupid wants to make moonshine, let them.

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Kyro5411 4 points ago +6 / -2

Popcorn was one of the smartest and wisest men alive. You're the one who is ignorant.

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jgardner 0 points ago +1 / -1

Did popcorn die from methanol poisoning?

Popcorn wasn't stupid.

Read my statement again: "If someone stupid wants to make moonshine, let them." Meaning, only smart people who know how to make moonshine without picking up the methanol and stuff will end up making it. The stupid ones will poison themselves. Problem solved.

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Kyro5411 1 point ago +1 / -0

👌

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SimplePede -2 points ago +1 / -3

The name "Popcorn" belies that statement

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Kyro5411 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's exactly what he'd want you to think.

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SimplePede -1 points ago +1 / -2

Popcorn didn't say shit he's dead

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catbertz 15 points ago +16 / -1

City folk always messing it up for country folk. Country folk will do just fine without ya.

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Brownwaterboys 8 points ago +8 / -0

Popcorn went out on his own terms. Better to burn out than to fade away.

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Horkers4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Moonshiners been self-quarantining for over a century. No one knows how to avoid contact with others as good as they do.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

The epitaph on Popcorn's footstone reads. "Popcorn Said Fuck You".

Now that's based.

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Kolob 2 points ago +2 / -0

ROFLPMP

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jerryriggs1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Popcorn Sutton there. He did, unfortunately, kill himself.

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ElMalakai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I have a still... And the wife convinced me to make hand sanitizer. So next batch will be clean isopropyl, probably 85% ish.

I got half a pallet of sugar in a storage unit. Ordered a bunch of Aloe (not enough). I figured I'll fill empty Corona bottles with it, and put some sort of "shake" dispenser in it.

Then give it away.