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mikeroolz [S] 119 points ago +119 / -0

INSTA-STICKY! Bes mods.

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YellowCrazyAnt 32 points ago +32 / -0

Can’t that poor cat just eat his salad in peace? In any country?

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Razeontherock 23 points ago +23 / -0

With a comb?

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Aquamine-Amarine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Those are dumplings you bigot!

I could really go for some right now.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wonder if there's a follow-up meme where Smudge the cat is boiled up in a soup. Just saying, it's a missed opportunity for extra spiciness!

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stratocaster_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

But let's be realistic. He needs to be tortured first and then eaten alive for the sake of sexual stamina.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

You eat rive cat! Make penis rast rearry rong time!

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surery because onry one femare per haff mirrion men ina China. Eat rive cat; riva for-a-eva.

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AmazingFlightLizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh! Tigah peenis. Make you very virire!

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

We actually did a group project in 8th grade English class written entirely like that. Out of the 4 of us, one was Chinese. We all did the presentation with pantyhose over our head, he did not.

The topic was "Rollerball."

The teacher couldn't stop laughing. We got an A.

Somehow I don't think that would go over today.

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ReligionOfPoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

How could you not get an instant sticky?

This is marvelous.

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Sususu 1 point ago +2 / -1

Reminder that these people are NOT 🚫 liberals, they are LEFTISTS ☭, there is a HUGE difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlIjMJBSnRE

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent vid!

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nastyn8 73 points ago +73 / -0

Holy fuck did you make this? This is outstanding.

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mikeroolz [S] 68 points ago +69 / -1

I wish. Alas I am just a humble meme farmer.

I don't know who made it.

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txladyvoter 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well, it is beautiful. Thank you!

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DixMcCoy 15 points ago +15 / -0

I concur. Saved and upvotes for all!

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cbonez416 48 points ago +49 / -1

Wu flu

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LavonAffair 51 points ago +51 / -0

WuPing Cough

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human_centipede 40 points ago +40 / -0

Winnie the Flu

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magastrophysicist 25 points ago +26 / -1

It's just the Commie Cold, bro!

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NeoPepe 14 points ago +15 / -1

Wuhan Pand

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YourWifesBoyfriend 18 points ago +19 / -1

Dr. Flu Manchu

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DenKon_Zenith 17 points ago +18 / -1

Lung Pao Sicken

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Redprophet19 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mao Ze diarrhea

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You sir win the day for originality.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wi To Flu

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had been saying Winnie the Poo Flu but I like yours best. I'll adopt it and carry on.

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Tyrone_biggums 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sum ting wong

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

One hung lo

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 23 points ago +23 / -0

Egg Flu Yung

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Adopt from user DenKon above. Egg Flu Lung. Perfect.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doh, I should've thought of the lung part. Nice!

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Isolated_Patriot 32 points ago +32 / -0

I am proudly racist against viruses.

Degenerate human killing scum.

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RiverFenix 15 points ago +15 / -0

Virusist

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Isolated_Patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll add that to the list.

I like to identify as a degernaphobic too.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually saw some intersectional lib yesterday on MSNBC talking shit about Trump over Chinaflu and she was wearing this ugly cheap glittery necklace that said "resist". Now mind you this is a low IQ lefty so it took me about 5 minutes to figure out what that ugly necklace was (they aren't all that good at art either these days) but as soon as I could read it I thought it would be some nice irony if she doesn't resit the flu. I like the cut of your jib pede.

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magastrophysicist 7 points ago +7 / -0

RNAcist

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magastrophysicist 27 points ago +27 / -0

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING

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RiverFenix 13 points ago +13 / -0

That Virus was Fast as Lightning...

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 13 points ago +13 / -0

Media made it much more frightening...

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now it's taking a turn towards Ballroom Blitz

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the man in the back said everyone attack

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it turned into a Ballroom Blitz

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cause of election timing.

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DixMcCoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sneezes blew boogers as fast as lighting?

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The69thBrokage 25 points ago +25 / -0

Literally got a ban for this yesterday after I beat the shill mod in an argument about how it isn't racist.

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The69thBrokage 26 points ago +26 / -0

I said it was no different than making a teeth joke about a Brit, and I SHIT YOU NOT he replied "nuh uh, that's just a meme."

We're dealing with mentally deficient children.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just a "meme" because when you tell a Brit that they either laugh and say, "haha fuck you mate" and buy you a round, or they want to fight you only because they've had one too many rounds. Well, let us all be memes then. Cheers.

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RiverFenix 13 points ago +13 / -0

Inb4 World War One and Two were racists fighting racists over the level of permissible racism against non-racists.

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Razeontherock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kansas City KS vs Kansas City MO are right across the river from each other. That makes them separate races, differentiated by billions and billions of years of evolution throughout deep time ...

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me guess, large cities with some huge non-white "minority" that kill the shit out of each other at a rate higher than most places on earth outside of the Middle East. Yeah you raccis.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're still trying to employ facts with them over there because why? lol just messing with ya. I left but I certainly don't expect that of everyone.

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The69thBrokage 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to leave, but POTUS isn't my only interest.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get it and hold nothing against you. It's just that I wanted them to see some numbers leaving and I can still read my favorite subs without being a member. You do you pede.

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NoatakTheWiser 20 points ago +20 / -0

Kek <----- This one used microaggressions on virus

Kek

Kek

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Razeontherock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let's turn that into macroaggressions!

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NoatakTheWiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would washing your hands count? Because soon cucks will claim using handsanitizer is a hate crime.

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MonkeysUncle3 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Handsanitizer is racist! No more ethnic cleansing!!"

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Ephireon 18 points ago +18 / -0

I've been calling it the Kung Flu ever since one of my buddies said it like a month ago. Too funny. Lol.

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ItsTimeFor1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

i posted it on 4chan 2 months ago hoping it would take off. doubt i'm the only one who came up with it but i hope i had a hand in getting it out there

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Mrsattorney 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hahahaha!

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ContraryCynic 15 points ago +15 / -0

Memes aside, this is a fine bit of work.

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rpatterson 14 points ago +14 / -0

Put this one in the hall of fame!

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Jsa9 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thats what we need! A page on .win for these top memes.

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RiverFenix 8 points ago +8 / -0

TheDonald Hall of Memes (No duplicates!)

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Magentapede 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hory cow!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +8 / -1

I raffed out roud.

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Logan_Viking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crap crap crap

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Big_Iron 13 points ago +13 / -0

KEK!

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davidmode 12 points ago +12 / -0

thats some fucking grade-A kek right there

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Thenew23rd 11 points ago +12 / -1

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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ArchieInTheBunker 10 points ago +10 / -0

This needs to get packed up and sent to the National Museum of American Memes once it is done here

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flabbyfanny1 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is hilarious. Thank you for the smiles...

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Mother_of_gains 7 points ago +8 / -1

That poor cat doesn't stand a chance there. He's lunch the minute they finish eating all the bats.

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womp_squared 6 points ago +6 / -0

CHOP SUEY FLUEY

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astro_eng 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those egg rolls look delicious.

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DanielZAN 7 points ago +7 / -0

its dericious FTFY

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TrumpetkaTrumpolska 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy Kek!It's beautifur!

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mikeroolz [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truly a work of memetic art.

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Jack_Dupp 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is some next level shit.

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grenades_and_ham 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK!

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workinating 5 points ago +5 / -0

Triple crown KEK

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xyon1282 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fuck, i swear i love u guys for shit like this xD

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MikeVicksAstrologist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit. Nuclear launch detected. Spread it wide pedes!

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TwoStar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well meme'd, good sir. (I don't care that you stole it.)

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CleverUsernameHere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweet and sour sicken?

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DixMcCoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right? The people who make Corona, are they publically traded or their parent company? If so, I wonder what their stocks look like before and after Kung Flu. Everyone calling this "Corona" is simply trying to destablize this particular brand of Mexican beer because they're bigots! Shame on them! They're all white liberal hipsters that drink PBR anyway, with a chaser of soy.

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McDolphin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget to drink at least 2 bottles of soylent a day. Some soy today keeps the doctor away.

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123breadman 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm starting to like Kung Flu and China virus

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I_Am_My_Own_God 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweet and sour sicken

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stjdalen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jim Acosta says POTUS is xenophobic because the virus is foreign. Jim told his Fake News colleague Fredo that Orange Man is a Bad Xenophobe

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 4 points ago +4 / -0

This shit is gold.

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cpt_majestic2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Award winning

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MAGAthuglife 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's Lacist!

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stepping_razor123 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is one of my all time favourites.

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jscotthooper1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberals are the antichrist! Theey are all lucky and should be thankful that I am a Christian. I'm praying for them !

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Trumpular 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flu man chu

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe it's Siamese?

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ILLFinDoItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahaha I love this and have been calling it Kung Flu and Hong Kong Fluie all week hahaha this is fantastic

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AslanFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite post of the day!

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we_won_the_war_jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn.

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weneedaweedeater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pack your bags, boys. There's no better joke about the virus than this.

Will now refer to it as Kung Flu exclusively.