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HockeyMom4Trump 153 points ago +153 / -0

The Democrats are grateful for any excuse not to have to hold a rally with barely anyone in attendance.

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Imransgarage 58 points ago +58 / -0

Funny how that worked out.

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ChuckedBeef 51 points ago +51 / -0

I know, this whole thing is such a scam. They can hide behind the media facade of fake polls and hype without ever having to go out and prove it. Biden will not hold one single rally and his excuse will be "I don't want to get thousands of people together, it's not safe".

Fucking lying scumbags in every way imaginable. The release of this virus and the extreme overreaction by the media and people sympathetic to the left's cause is almost too perfect to be anything but intentional on their part. Look at how quickly the government funded jobs are shutting down vs the private industry jobs, because government jobs support the swamp and vice-versa.

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Aquamine-Amarine 19 points ago +19 / -0

As if thousands of people were showing up to his rallies in the first place... more like a dozen. And that was probably just Fake News.

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Techrev 3 points ago +3 / -0

And most of those were already dead, anyway. I think.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a family member that attended a his rally just for kicks (not a supporter) and extra credit for school. He sent a video and there were less people there than a third grade music concert.

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BlissBatch 38 points ago +38 / -0

Remember when Hillary had a rally with Beyonce and Jay Z, which actually did succeed in getting lots of people to show up for the free concert—and then they all left when Hillary took the stage? 🤣

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Block_Helen 11 points ago +11 / -0

I remember.

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CousinEddie 5 points ago +5 / -0

YASSSSSS QUEEEEEEN

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Sumarongi 20 points ago +20 / -0

Also to cancel the convention and the Bernie bro’s who gonna riot

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BladderBeerPoopin 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is the bigger deal here, I think. Those fucks are capable of a little bit of forward thinking after all. Milwaukee doesn't deserve whats going to happen.

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Wolfygirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

We really don't.šŸ»

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Jappletime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mr. Poopin

What is gonna happen in Milwaukee? Did I miss something? Please advise!

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BladderBeerPoopin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully nothing. Bernie Bros are going to want to burn it down.

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Desperado 82 points ago +82 / -0

Casual savagery. Just a gentle sweep of the paw. Devastating nonetheless.

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The_American_Son 16 points ago +16 / -0

The subtle grin...amazing

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BestTimeToBAlive 11 points ago +11 / -0

The grin & slight nod of approval was exactly the same as: ā€œYeah, ā€˜cause you’d be in jailā€

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Desperado 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, I loved that too.

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leakmouth 59 points ago +60 / -1

Snopes rating: False

Literally dozens showed up at both Biden and Bernie’s last rally.

WaPo: This is Drumpf Lie #18,635

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Cue_Cumber 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Literally dozens"?! To the average human, dozens compared to tens of thousands IS "nothing". So, WaPo doesn't comprehend hyperbole? More hypocrisy and endless projection. It's wearing awfully thin.

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Isolated_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

That "list of lies" they keep passing around is 99% hyperbole. They literally use his jokes as proof he is a liar, and because the list is so damn long no one actually looks at the list.

"Can you name one time Trump actually lied?"

"Blah blah, deflection, blah blah, more deflection, there's like, lists and stuff go read them yourself. I never did, I just know about them, and that's enough for me."

The other 1% is the times the media claimed he was lying about something, but was later proven to be right, and the list doesn't account for any corrections.

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Trump4a3rdTerm 42 points ago +43 / -1

Great President or GREATEST President?

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Zadok 25 points ago +25 / -0

GREATEST

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adam_schiff 32 points ago +32 / -0

Trump could hold fireside chats. I know, it's not the same. There's no interaction with the crowd. Just a silver lining, he could do 10-15 minute ones and make YouTube not shadowban them. Would really put social media bias into focus.

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SwampPlumber 1 point ago +1 / -0

At Standard Hotel?

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DarkRiver 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hahahaha

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Lispychicken 17 points ago +17 / -0

What ever is he talking about? I swear that Bernie once filled up a telephone booth with supporters..who then made collect calls from in order to raise money.

Operator: how can I help you?

Dim: I'd like to make a collect call to commie35

Commie35: hello

Operator: would you accept a collect call from: "I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR ANY HELP, FOR THE LOVE OF STALIN, SEND ANYTHING"

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spezisthedevil 15 points ago +15 / -0

Womp x2

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Isolated_Patriot 13 points ago +14 / -1

I can't hear what the question is, was he asking if Trump is going to cancel his rallies?

Cause that would make it even funnier.

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was a follow up to him talking about suspending his rallies. I don’t think it was prompted.

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xmetalgod 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's so calm as he delivers hay makers.

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Paradyme 11 points ago +11 / -0

This man is friggin’ hilarious. I love it!

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here2red 11 points ago +11 / -0

HAHAHAHA

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Genericwhitemale 10 points ago +10 / -0

he’s not wrong

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womp-womp-twice 10 points ago +11 / -1

WHAT DIFFERENCE (...) DOES IT MAKE

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Imransgarage 9 points ago +9 / -0

Repeal the 22nd!!!****

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tdwinner2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

And that, folks is MY President. Also yours, if you're an American.

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Latinafortrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Savage

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givethismanacoat 9 points ago +9 / -0

He’s too much. :)

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anon1011101 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ill go to a Trump rally in my state, Coronavirus be damned.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 8 points ago +8 / -0

The man is on fire this week! The Acosta/CNN jibe and now this. We'll never get tried of all this winning.

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VincentVanFlow 8 points ago +8 / -0

ha ha ha ha... this is the goose that laid golden eggs. This dude is funnier than most stand up comedians. Holy shit.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've noticed how he does this thing when he's about to savage someone... where he's talking and about to blow someone away and he gets this wry smile on his face as he realizes he's about to go in...

Example 2 (probably my all time favorite)

https://youtu.be/2NGsio2VJL4

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rubberkidney 7 points ago +7 / -0

get ready creepy joe other biden. i cant fucking wait for the debates. holy shit its going to be a clobberin.

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malooch 7 points ago +7 / -0

He definitely has a career in stand up comedy after his presidency. His timing and comedic mind is dead on. I fucking love it

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556x45mm 6 points ago +6 / -0

How can you not love this man, best president ever

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Judgejude 5 points ago +5 / -0

My sides...šŸ˜†šŸ˜šŸ˜„ hilarious but true.

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spaceforceltc 4 points ago +4 / -0

In 2016, every time Hillary Clinton made a public appearance, her support went down. So not having rallies will be an advantage for Biden.

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Returningtogod 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please don't cancel our rallies GEOTUS! We are all adults, capable of weighing the risk and making our own decision whether or not to attend. We're also responsible enough to stay home if we're sick! We want to show our thanks and our continued support.

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Gandalf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Burnt like toast!

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

All this so Joe doesn't have to go in public and so mail in ballots can be pushed so they can cheat where they need to. Look at the schools closing when kids are hardly affected. Now their parents have to stay home from work. They gonna slow this economy any way they can.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we go with mail-in ballots, the U.S. military will handle the vote count to prevent foreign election interference. We have no choice. It is the only way to stop Putin. Oh wait - what’s this? Democrats don’t want to do mail-in ballots anymore? Okay then.

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freefolk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is offering a free roll of 1-ply toilet paper for attendees. Bernie confiscates toilet paper from attendees to redistribute as he sees fit.

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KAG_Hawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice jab there, President! So f'n true.

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agile_a 3 points ago +3 / -0

wa difference at this point does it make?

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Oggeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

For some reason it's not playing for me.

Here's the time stamp in the full length interview.

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MAGA_Master 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Trump should still have his rallies. But let’s make mask cool. American flag mask and we ALL wear one. They hand them off at the door.

Or he could just go to a city and let the local media in only and televise it.

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TheRealPierreDelecto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have said "We were thinking of limiting gatherings to 500 people out less so the Democrats could still hold their rallies".

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SisterCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm still laughing.

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Desperado 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now this is the correct usage of the phrase " At this point what difference does it make?" You're welcome, Killary.

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VaPnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mr. President, The democrats are not interested in their rallies, They are only interested in stopping YOUR rallies. Do not let them win. The democrats have decided they will hold virtual rallies on TV. Guess who owns all of the TV stations? Do you think you will get a fair shake from the crooked MSM when the time comes to broadcast your rallies, Mr. President?

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