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posted ago by shitPostingChamp ago by shitPostingChamp +72 / -0

If it’s still even around by then, we know two things about liberals:

  1. More likely to believe the media hype about how serious it is
  2. More likely to be too chickenshit to go vote

Can you imagine social justice warrior, non-converted Bernie bros, and other liberal riff-raff standing in line just to vote against Trump, when according to the media they could totally die from doing so? Didn’t think so.

Tl;dr if Coronavirus panic continues, 25% of Dem voters will stay home in November and we will win 500 electoral votes

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incogneato 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because we will all be at the polls IN PERSON on Election Day - NO mail-in ballots due to high rate of fraud.

Many others have risked far more for us. The least we can do is get to the polls no matter what!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m a healthy young male. No China Virus (aka “Hong Kong flu-ey “ aka “whoo-ping cough “) will keep me from voting trump.

PS I totally stole those alternate names, I do not claim credit for them.

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shitPostingChamp [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kung-fluey

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shitPostingChamp [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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shitPostingChamp [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good point, but most states aren’t

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MrSnappy 0 points ago +1 / -1

never knew this...thanks, Pede!

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Chodeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because we aren’t stupid like them and listen to the news like a bunch of drones...

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RareCanadianGenius 1 point ago +1 / -0

More likely to be too chickenshit to go vote

You're assuming that they are going to allow the elections to go on. There are already bans on public Gatherings of more than 250 people. My guess is the failed and badly flawed app that was responsible for so much chaos in the early days of the primaries will be rolled out Nationwide.

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Zadok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably best to name Trump as the winner and President for another 4 years. We don't need no stinking elections.