Who cares. They will whine no matter what. Doing things based on the "optics" that the MSM will give us is a good way to ensure they control everything we do, and has no positive benefit at all.
See the thing is, with GEOTUS ya can't ever be entirely sure it's not a shitpost until you read it. I actually thought, oh wow, he tweeted something that could be construed as this. Uh-oh... LOL
I've been on the wagon for at least 2 days but I'm so excited that I just have to get dru...what? Its not real?? A SHITPOST you say?!
Well that does it. I'm blowing my hard-won sobriety and it's all your fault for ... what? We aren't snowflakes you say? We're all responsible for our own choices?!
Ah...yes, I do remember learning something about that in Adulting 101 now that you mention it.
In that case, thanks for being a first-rate meme lord and shit-poster galore! Now I shall get only slightly drunk : )
I sent the link to the babylon bee arti le a few days ago saying the same thing to a "never trumper pro democrat no matter what" coworker. He started bugging out lol. This will put him over the edge lol. Thank god cause now i dont have to buy salt in the store.
The Executive Branch does not appear to currently have the authority to establish or postpone the dates of elections at either the federal or state level in the event of an emergency situation. It is possible, however, that the Executive Branch could make decisions that would make it difficult or impractical for a particular state or federal election to occur. For instance, a variety of situations could occur under which the Executive Branch might seek to limit the movement of citizens under its emergency powers. See Harold Relyea, National EmergencyPowers, CRS Rep. 98-505 GOV ( May 13 2004). However, exercise of such power would not appear to have the legal effect of delaying an election, nor would it vest the Executive Branch with the authority to reschedule the election.
Fuxk I know it probably won’t last this long but how the fuck will corona affect the election?! Dude wtf this was their real goal to fuck with the elections probably. That’s how you control a voting population to somehow elect a pedophile with dementia!
This is funny, but please add the shitpost flair to it.
Done
Nice. Got to make sure they can't whine about us elsewhere for "fake news," regardless of how obvious it is.
I’m still learning the format here & didn’t think to check for flairs. Now I know. Thanks for the assist!
Be sure to remind others about certain things like this to help the community improve.
10-4!
Who cares. They will whine no matter what. Doing things based on the "optics" that the MSM will give us is a good way to ensure they control everything we do, and has no positive benefit at all.
Obvious to you maybe.
See the thing is, with GEOTUS ya can't ever be entirely sure it's not a shitpost until you read it. I actually thought, oh wow, he tweeted something that could be construed as this. Uh-oh... LOL
Are you working for the Babylon Bee? Epic quality
I wish
They need your resumé!
Show them this as your 'portfolio' and the job is yours!! 'Tis glorious!
Love the post !
Thank you! Rough couple weeks. Had an idea & this was a fun way to kill some time
Quality SP !
This should become real. But, 2024 is too early, atleast till 2030.
When he cancelled her overseas trip I actually peed myself on the couch! LOL He left them so surprised they drove round the Capital three times!
Better get some Depends, he's got way more than that up his sleeve for 2020
Nothing can stop what's coming
That would be so funny.
I wish this were true. Everyone is cancelling everything else
Im so fucking pissed they cancelled my robotics season. Three months building something that we now cant use.
Invent a nanobot army that brings the evil elites to justice.
Hey man i just work here
Good Grief! I thought this was real at first glance.
I shouted "What?!" and my parents stared at me.
I wish this would happen...except then I couldn't vote for the President this November, and I can't wait to push that button for him again!
Trust me pede, beating the Democrats all over again will be more fun. Trump 2020 will be glorious
No doubt about it! 🎉 🇺🇸🇦❗👍
Sorry! But you still get to push the button so I’m only a little bit sorry
It's fine! It was a great post. 👍😊
And yeah, it'll be a honor to vote for him again! 😉🇺🇸🇦❗❤
See, they've got you so excited to push that button that you're forgetting you should actually be checking a box on a piece of paper.
I wanted it to be real so badly lmao
This is 4 Year chess.
there's not enough sanitizer in the world....
Coronavirus is a sanitizer
Need a Corona ball pointing at its head with a tendril meme.
Just laughing, hey, don't lose hope though! 😂
Ha ha ha! Great shitpost! The last line is my favorite. Suck it bitch!
Thank you! Just killing some time shitposting
"MANUFACTURED CRISIS" - MSM the minute after this letter goes out ha ha
>inb4 every Leftist I know will be freaking out about this tomorrow after it whooshes over their heads
bUt He Sh0uLdN't J0kE aBoUt tHiSsss Th0!!1! iT's VeWy vEwY uNpReSiDenTiAL!1
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee LOL
Now this is some Top KEK material.
Do you have a direct link to the image?
All I have is the link I submitted with this post. Just a shitpost I made myself & uploaded here
This time I'll surely be banned from twatter...(evil laugh)
This is good stuff. The DNC wants to play, play right back with their own crap, Hahahaha
That's it.
I've been on the wagon for at least 2 days but I'm so excited that I just have to get dru...what? Its not real?? A SHITPOST you say?!
Well that does it. I'm blowing my hard-won sobriety and it's all your fault for ... what? We aren't snowflakes you say? We're all responsible for our own choices?!
Ah...yes, I do remember learning something about that in Adulting 101 now that you mention it.
In that case, thanks for being a first-rate meme lord and shit-poster galore! Now I shall get only slightly drunk : )
I want to believe this is real. I really do.
Pelosi would flip her excessive skin if this was to actually happen.
Waiting for the inevitable Snopes article...
"tHiS iS a D0cToReD iMaGe!1!!" ~ sn0pes, probably
Haha I was thinking, I’m not to sure about this one mr president.
this is wonderful
The donalds dong, the best dong, yuge, bigly!
It's true - everyone says so!
There's no problem there, folks. I guarantee you, there's no problem.
It's like a Chinese knock off iphone. Good effort.
Waiting for Dems to push for national mail-in election thanks to Wuflu, lets them rig the election nation wide.
TRULY THIS WILL UNIFY THE COUNTRY. GEOTUS, THE VERY STABLE POLYMATH.
You know this isn't real, right?
I made it myself. Just added the shitpost flair
Awesome.
I can only dream for 3 terms. 😫
It would be funny if you put,
As a P.S.
Lol
I sent the link to the babylon bee arti le a few days ago saying the same thing to a "never trumper pro democrat no matter what" coworker. He started bugging out lol. This will put him over the edge lol. Thank god cause now i dont have to buy salt in the store.
This is yuge, big league shit posting. Great job 👍
Top kek
8 more years!
I can't help reading it with Crowder's Trump voice in my head.
Top tier shit post. 👌
I wish we could see this shared on Reddit to see how many NPCs fell for it and revel in their screeching.
Brilliant.
I could have bought it until you wrote "your friend" above his signature.
https://fas.org/sgp/crs/RL32471.pdf
If true,...bummer dude :(
Now I am just Sad :(
Do it anyway & let it be challenged in the SCOTUS. If anyone dies or gets Coronavirus it’s on the Dems
Fuxk I know it probably won’t last this long but how the fuck will corona affect the election?! Dude wtf this was their real goal to fuck with the elections probably. That’s how you control a voting population to somehow elect a pedophile with dementia!
Spez Lacky: This is not a real letter, spreading lies violates rule number 452.8 ! REEEEE!