It's been an interesting ride, but I believe the time has come for us to go our separate ways. There are too many reasons to mention, but really, you already know what they all are. Good luck in the future.
Signed,
the United States of America
P.S. It's not us... it's you.
P.P.S. China is asshoe.
If GEOTUS didn't do anything but end our dependence on China for cheap plastic shit I would consider him one of the greatest in history, the fact that he's done this and a myriad of other things... I remember back in 2010 when I had absolutely no hope for our trade to ever normalize, and here we are, China is asshoe!
Fuck ya'll, we are riding the gravy train of history and I hope the brakes never kick in.
1996 - China buys the election for Bill Clinton
1998 - President Bill Clinton on Wednesday proposed renewing most-favored-nation (MFN) trade status for China, saying it was "clearly in our nation's interest" as he urged Congress to support the request.
1998, again - President Bill Clinton on Friday defended a controversial satellite deal with China, even as White House officials delivered documents to the House International Relations Committee about the arrangement. "I believe it was in the national interest and I can assure you it was handled in the routine course of business, consistent with the 10-year-old policy."