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posted ago by sketchy_at_best ago by sketchy_at_best +3043 / -0

Hi,

I do not mean to cause a stir, but after Democrats explained that this new virus is now being dubbed the "TrumpVirus," it dawned on me that many of the users of this very community have been infected, including myself. Personally, I started noticing the following symptoms around September of 2016 and have noticed others here with similar manifestations:

  1. I told my wife she's not allowed to have any boyfriends
  2. I began referring to third world countries as shitholes
  3. I couldn't bring myself to vote for any crazy old hags, socialists, or cucks
  4. I developed an affinity for Mexican frogs
  5. I had a sense of humor, suddenly
  6. Backbone development
  7. I pulled my child out of his weekly drag queen hour classes

If you have experienced any of these symptoms, please Make America Great Again. If you have noticed other, associated symptoms, please list below as a public service.

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sketchy_at_best [S] 182 points ago +184 / -2

Holy shit...I got stickied! Thank you mods, this made my day.

EDIT: As the top comment here, I would also like to remind everyone that Bill Clinton is a

Hmm, sorry I lost my train of thought.

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spezisthedevil 97 points ago +97 / -0

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!

EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!

INFOWARS.COM

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mikeroolz 71 points ago +71 / -0

ERIC CIARAMELLA IS THE WHISTLEBLOWER

THEDONALD.WIN

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HanAssholeSolo 47 points ago +48 / -1

It’s okay to be white

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 39 points ago +39 / -0

There is no such thing as "toxic masculinity"!

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mobusdorphin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Islam is right about women

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lindalazarus 14 points ago +15 / -1

Isn’t Eric C. the boyfriend of Adam Schiff’s daughter? If so............ the Dems DO all crawl in beds together. They are sickening!

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3Always3Victorious3 10 points ago +10 / -0

I thought Shit was gay.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHOREJE BERGOLIO IS A CIVILIZATIONAL RAPIST!

WWW.CHURCHMILITANT.COM !!!

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SentryS 33 points ago +33 / -0

Harvey Epstein didn't Jeffery Weinstein himself??

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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lindalazarus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Correct!!!

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Shadowman3001 37 points ago +38 / -1

Thanks for the good content!

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magabirdlady 19 points ago +19 / -0

This was very clever pede..After reading the symptoms I do believe I have it too...Feels good though!

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sketchy_at_best [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thanks! At some point yesterday I realized that we have not turned TrumpVirus into memetic warfare...hopefully we're not too late.

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Drekken- 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uhh you know, the thing.

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Meegs294 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait why did you stop

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eplettner 5 points ago +5 / -0

This post deserved four bricks !!!

Brick bot... you here yet?